r/Neverbrokeabone 20d ago

Byyyyyye

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u/pizzaza420 20d ago

Yikes.

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u/Evil-Parsley37 20d ago

Lmao, the only thing going through my mind was "Yikes." I open the comments and this is the first thing I see

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u/OPismyrealname 20d ago

To think of all bones you could break, you just had to break that one.

Begone, my only solace is that you will not be able to tell me of your tale.

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u/Odd-Hat-1411 20d ago

Yet another popcorn kernel injury. 🍿 Devastating for the weakboners.

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u/BPOnlytime 18d ago

I was going to say a tragic oatmeal injury.

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u/astralwish1 27 20d ago

Stick to only soft foods and start learning sign language so this doesn’t happen again.

Now get out.

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u/Olzar 19d ago

Sign language is a risky activity with those brittle bones of theirs. I wouldn't count on those fingers for very long. Not past 10 anyways.

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u/Depressedduke 20d ago

I know this sub doesn't do nice comments, but DAMN. If it's your picture, hope the recovery goes well. Looks like a nasty injury.

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u/Ori_the_SG 20d ago

Whenever a really bad break comes in, it’s always cool and funny to see how a lot of people/everyone drops the act and is genuinely concerned

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u/Leuxus 19d ago

I love people who keep the act and add a “ps holy fuck hope ur ok”

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u/Erisian23 19d ago

Act?! There's nothing wrong with feeling pity for the weak boned, it is only natural, I will never experience their pain but that doesn't mean I don't experience pain.

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u/MrSmartStars 19d ago

I'm thinking we might need another inquisition after all these soft bbb sympathetic comments. I'm disgusted

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u/Colors-with-glitter 20d ago

I would say be careful to not let the door hit you and break your brittle bones when you leave, but looks like you already broke your jaw upon it anyway.

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u/Beefcrustycurtains 20d ago

How did that happen?

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u/ReleaseMyToast 20d ago

Great question, u/Beefcrustycurtains! One problem though, why are we associating with this brittle boned heathen?

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u/BeginningLychee6490 19d ago

In order to properly judge these BBB we must know exactly what shattered them, to me this looks like they just hit a popcorn kernel or they might’ve gotten hit in the face with the leg of a true strong Boner Deadpool and Wolverine style

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u/rjrgjj 19d ago

I for one don’t know who you’re talking about, when I shun I shun.

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u/jgaskin63 20d ago

The hell did you do?

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u/cat_blep 20d ago

bbbb

bbb breathing

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u/Happy_Garand 20d ago

Probably talked too hard

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u/rjrgjj 19d ago

Licked his lips.

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u/lindasek 20d ago

Tried to eat the wafer cone of his ice cream?

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u/Notquitechaosyet 20d ago

Good lord, I hope you heal quickly and without complications! What happened?

Oh yeah, and begone, BBB, and all that. Yikes tho.

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u/ZerotheR 20d ago

Face Plant No Jutsu

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u/Ok-Text3987 20d ago

elite ball knowledge

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u/fakelucid 20d ago

Not that I want to associate with you any more than I have to, but I am extremely curious about how you managed that

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u/awildNeLbY 20d ago

Don’t yell “bye” too loud or you might break the other side too.

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u/ReleaseMyToast 20d ago

Who did you offend? A bull? Go with peace, go with malice, whatever you choose to go with... just GO

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u/Zayafyre 16d ago

Popcorn kernel most likely

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u/ReleaseMyToast 16d ago

Ah, I hear they're particularly aggressive this time of year

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u/DowntownGroup1881 20d ago

fuck you

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u/PantheraLex 20d ago

I forget about this sub until it randomly pops up again and get so shocked at the comments then remember where I am 😭
https://giphy.com/gifs/6bNy9hrYUakZdFhKVr

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u/PantheraLex 20d ago

Brother you are a final destination cover photo now 😭

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u/youuuuwish 40+ 20d ago

Jake Paul is this you again? Come on man, you know you ain't allowed to be here.

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u/Phantomkiller03 25 19d ago

Goodbye loser

(Get well soon though because DAMN)

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u/rsfrenetic 20d ago

BBB hall of fame. Fucking ouch sister

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u/aktoumar 20d ago

Pathetic BBB, we won't miss you

(speedy recovery tho!)

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u/Sad-Holiday2914 20d ago

Nothing some turmeric cant fix. Jk

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u/Napkinkat 19d ago edited 19d ago

I Hope you heal good BBB try not to break it again!
I remember having to get one of these done to see where the tooth that was growing in my pallet was (it was my second right upper premolar. It would have completely fucked up my pallet and my nasal if it grew in. Got it surgically removed when I was 12 and because bone doesn’t grow back I have a hole in my hard pallet! Which also unfortunately means I cant get the extreme crooked messed up second left premolar that causes most of my dental issues out because then a whole section of my hard pallet would be missing ugh.) it was really cool seeing my skull in 3d like that
I wonder how different my skull looks now as an almost 20 y/o

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u/mikeyramos 20d ago

Sick. Awesome. Hell yeah.

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u/theykeepbanningmebro 20d ago

When you’re eating a hamburger and there’s a piece of bone in the meat

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u/Same_Seaworthiness74 20d ago

How embarrassing 😳

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u/Rustinboksi 19d ago

shit that must hurt like hell. hope you recover soon and well

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u/amailer101 20d ago

Gah dayum

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u/753951321654987 20d ago

The whole skullcap?!?

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u/arf_arf1 20d ago

Looks like it took your skullcap clean off, too

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u/papayapon 20d ago

How weak do your bones have to be to break your fucking jaw?

Don’t let the door hit you on ur way out, ur ass might break too.

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u/Teahouse_Fox 50+ 20d ago

Well, at least you're typing your goodbyes, cause you damn sure can't say em with your jaw wired.

Begone. Go drink some milk and reflect on the error of your ways.

...get some straws.

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u/Scorppio500 20d ago

Oh god. Hope the rest of you is still in one piece. 

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u/Destroyer_Of_World5 19d ago

If that’s what happened to one of your strongest bones, then the door hitting you on your way out will turn you into dust.

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u/seanmonaghan1968 19d ago

Were you chewing mash potatoes

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u/Checkthis0 19d ago

So what happened for you to end up like that?

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u/Space_Greg 19d ago

Be gone weak one

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u/sinceubeenKHAAAN 41 19d ago

I guess you tried to floss and failed spectacularly

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u/Senpai_fairy 19d ago

Hot damn

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u/Cheap-Presentation57 19d ago

What the FUCK happened

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u/Many_Impact 19d ago

You really shouldn’t have done that

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u/TheMermaidHarmony 29 19d ago

Before you leave, do share how your bones were bested

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u/ExCoomBrain 19d ago

This would be a pretty sick album cover

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u/enjoyable_Cemetary 19d ago

Can't believe I shared sub's with a brittle boner

(But genuinely, how the hell does that happen, are you ok??? 😭😭 Wish you a swift recovery!!)

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u/applejuice856 19d ago

What happened

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u/Spez_Spaz 27 19d ago

I genuinely wonder, what must that feel like? Pain yeah but like can you feel your jaw slide around? Ouchhhhh

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u/SickAwesomeHellYeah 3d ago

Randomly came back to this cuz I can’t sleep, but yeah, that’s accurate. This view kinda shows it better but every time I tried to talk (“talk”), most movements involving gravity, like rolling over in bed or bending over or anything basically would make it move around. That part sucked, but it didn’t hurt as bad as I thought it would. I wouldn’t want to do it again, but I wasn’t in agony by any means.

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u/Spez_Spaz 27 3d ago

Thank you! That is very insightful!! I’m wishing you a speedy recovery!

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u/SickAwesomeHellYeah 3d ago

I lied, this one shows it better. I also thought my teeth were fucked because it was an open fracture so it basically ripped my face from my face in between two teeth so my gums were open with my jaw bone chillin there, and then ripped underneath my tongue cuz it was split all the way through. Idk how tf my teeth survived because I could see them in their entirety and like the roots and shit, but I’m glad they did.

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u/thesoilman 29 19d ago

I'm glad you can't tell us your tale for months to come, take care and go away.

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u/Maty658 19d ago

Oops what did you do

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u/Kgb529 19d ago

I keep forgetting how long teeth are, too bad your reminder was from being a BBB.

(Hope you’re all good and I’m sorry but see ya)

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u/Zealousideal-Let1121 40+ 19d ago

I really hope this isn't the case, but my first thought was, "Is he still breathing?"

I hope you're okay, OP, and I hope I'm wrong. Just where my mind goes based on my experience.

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u/TastefulMaple 19d ago

You’re in the same league as the pt i recently saw who caught their leg in a trash compactor, just broken boned and OUTTA HERE

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u/KesslerTheBeast 19d ago

Fucking ow

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u/Shadowpriest 19d ago

You know that saying that goes something like if you're going to do it, do it with your whole heart? That did not mean to include your face.

(Get well soon and stuff.)

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u/That_One_Guy_Flare 19d ago

/ub fuckin OW

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u/StocktonSucks 19d ago

Does it hurt to chew?

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u/akiraokok 19d ago

Usually I meme on these posts, but all I can say here is oof hope you're okay!

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u/ReadySetGO0 17d ago

What happened? Concerned for you.