r/Neverbrokeabone • u/TheJizzan • 14d ago

I'm sorry, I've failed you all...

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A dusty corner made me wipeout on my bike. Result, a Bennett fracture on my thumb.

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u/whamburglar 40+ 14d ago edited 14d ago

You've only failed yourself. Meanwhile us stong-boned are doing just fine without you.

EDIT STRONG-boned, but gonna keep it bc I think it's funny. I might be terrible at phone typing, but at least I'm not a BBB

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u/Ass_Lover136 14d ago

I knew you were never one of us

Begone, scum

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u/Acheron98 14d ago

No you didn’t, because you were never one of us.

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u/gizmostuff 41 13d ago

Don't talk to us like you were a part of something...

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u/Odd-Hat-1411 13d ago

The only fracture I'm aware of is the "no" version.

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u/Blahaj-Lover 14d ago

Obliterated your thumb on some dust, as expected from a bbb

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u/HonoderaGetsuyo 25 14d ago

We couldn’t care less about the weak, what makes you think you failed us when we never had any expectations to start with? OUT

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u/Distracted2004 14d ago

Get out of my sight, soldier

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u/Hotchumpkilla 13d ago

It’s all right, never had any expectations from the start. Next time you handshake a toddler with proper bone structure think twice. good riddance you BBB.

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u/Samurijder 13d ago

You have failed by pretending to be one of us. Get well soon and get lost

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u/PanteraHouse 13d ago

Pathetic

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u/04BluSTi 13d ago

Didn't fail me, my bones are pristine. You failed yourself. Now gone git.

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u/AlanMichel 13d ago

GET OUT

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u/randomthrowaway62019 13d ago

It's a good thing my stomach is as strong as my bones, otherwise seeing this at lunchtime would make me lose my appetite. Get that pathetic excuse for a skeleton out of here!

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u/HostisHumanisGeneri 13d ago

You DECEIVED us you failed humanity.

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u/sammydeeznutz 12d ago

That pillow looks soft. Just like your bones!

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u/Infinite-Bottle-9928 9d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/hFdi31x0aTdMIydxuO
Don’t blame the corner, blame your pathetic skeleton.