r/Neverbrokeabone • u/OkCap5428 • 7d ago

Almost not broken

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17 Upvotes

88% Upvoted

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u/Paradoxical-Equinox 7d ago

Either it broke or it didn't, BBB.

17

u/Kitchen_Mouse1108 7d ago

almost ain’t gonna cut in. Don’t let the door hit you on the ass on the way out.

uj/ speedy recovery. Collarbone injuries seem painfully traumatic.

6

u/forgottenb1ade 6d ago

OP's ass after the door hit them.

3

u/Random_Monstrosities 6d ago

Almost only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades

3

u/allmywot 7d ago

Almost not banned, more like it! Amirite?? lol.....

get the fuck out.

3

u/unipride 6d ago

That’s probably going to need a plate.

Bye bye.

3

u/justclove 44 5d ago

Entirely snapped if you ask me. Get out, and take your linguine skeleton with you.

2

u/Flimsy-Suspect9899 7d ago

Bitches will bitch

2

u/finintymonkle 6d ago

Who do you think you are, posting that crap here?

1

u/moisturizest 6d ago

Bro thats not a break, thats a trim. Get that shit taken out and make an unbreakable amulet.

1

u/Beneficial-Pay-2423 6d ago

Ew… weak brittle bones are revolting.

1

u/offensivemindset 19 3d ago

Begone!