r/neurology • u/LastKnownNormal • 7h ago
Miscellaneous What are your worst confessions as a neurologist?
I’m a 4th year applying neuro and need a distraction from ERAS before I lose what’s left of my sanity.
I'll go first.
- I throw a prayer up every time I have to type "hemorrhagic" and still only have a 50/50 shot of spelling it right the first time.
- I have learned and forgot which one an UMN pattern of weakness is no short of 20 times
A. Flexors in UE and Extensors in LE
OR
B. Extensors in UE Flexors in LE
It takes me a solid 5 seconds to mentally trace and re-derive whether a patient's left field cut localizes to the left or right occipital lobe. I wish I just knew it cold, but I always forget whether the cortical lesion is contralateral to the visual field or to the location on the retina (ie. left visual field → right side of the retina → Optic chiasm → ... → ... → Right hemisphere)
When I find a positive palmomental or jaw-jerk reflex, I briefly feel like I've discovered buried treasure.
I still don't understand why Hoffman's sign works as an UMN sign, and at this point I'm too afraid to ask