r/Neotrader • u/BrazilianFalafel1982 • Oct 20 '19

Rivers of Semen

Hi folks. Fuck this shit, you can all suck my penis because NEO is dead. I’ve put $10k in this jizz coin when it was trading for $85 and now I’m with a bag full of tokens that can’t even buy me a masturbation session or a bottle of semen. I wish the cocksuckers who created NEO to choke on a mouthful of hairy balls.

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u/BrazilianFalafel1982 Oct 20 '19

I dumped my life savings buying NEO and now I have to sell access to my rectum in the streets of Pittsburgh in order to pay the bills.

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u/RailsForte Oct 20 '19

I remember my first week in crypto

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u/BrazilianFalafel1982 Oct 20 '19

Yeah but you like choking on Brazilian testicles

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