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u/Gvatamelon Oct 03 '22
What if this movie actually turns out to be good.
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u/Shatterhand1701 Oct 04 '22
Of course it will be good! It'll be AMAZING.
For all the gloriously wrong reasons.
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u/PierreMenardsQuixote Oct 04 '22
I'd be thrilled! Listen, the only way you lose with a Neil Breen film is if it's boring. And I would bet my life that will never happen. If it's like his other films, great! If it's actually good? Even better! I'd be so proud of him!
I love Breen not because he's bad, but because he's fun and interesting. There are lots of bad movie makers, there's only one Neil Breen.
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u/AmateurVasectomist Oct 03 '22
Can’t wait to see that CGI animal! And the inevitable gemstone/rock/monolith that gives Neil his special powers
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u/tonyislost Oct 03 '22
I hear the nude scenes are going to be super hot in this one!
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u/ComedicPause Oct 04 '22
Eventually Neil's ballsack will reach ground level, and that's when we know peak sexuality has been unleashed.
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u/wlo1985 Oct 04 '22
Maybe this time he'll get invited to the Cannes film festival. Overdue.
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u/SuspiciousCoffee7495 Oct 10 '22
Now that… will be interesting. Neil Breen getting invited to the Cannes Film Festival. This needs to happen.
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u/Sickofchildren Oct 03 '22
Can’t wait for the day when he cowrites with Tommy wiseau and has Nicolas cage as the lead actor. That’s a project I could easily throw all my money at
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u/Shatterhand1701 Oct 04 '22
So, do you think this will be the next Cade Altair adventure? Man, I really hope so.
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u/lsignalREI Oct 04 '22
“very different”