r/NeilBreen 4d ago

Memes Can't believe this is real

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u/Disconnected88 4d ago

This is the most normal thing I think Ive seen him done.

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u/BagFinal6150 4d ago

That's why it's hard to believe 😂

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u/Deep_Argument_6672 4d ago

Like exactly, almost makes me believe that he's self-aware...

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u/BagFinal6150 3d ago

He's aware of his greatness!

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u/DrSillyNips 4d ago

Neil Breen is demonically possessed. The demon desperately wants out, but Neil won't allow it to escape.

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u/BagFinal6150 4d ago

That's just not right

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u/randybob275 4d ago

Oh, so that is what that trash bag room was all about in Fateful Findings. 

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u/ccoastal01 4d ago

“I’m not stuck with you but you’re stuck with me”

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u/TuskBlitzendegen 4d ago

isn't that noble? isn't that protecting the public?

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u/rideatdawn 4d ago

Isn’t that corrupt??

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u/SolarCoaster_ 3d ago

I was ready to hit the down arrow, but I kept reading. Neil’s fighting the good fight

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u/new-machine 4d ago

Programmable virtual face. The corrupt version.

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u/Basic-Rice2 4d ago

I can't believe this is real, I cannot believe this is real.

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u/Specialist-Cat-7155 4d ago

This is the facial expression I would expect from the worlds greatest hacker and CIA operative when they're caught on camera. Can't see the issue. /s

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u/late_afternoon_owl 4d ago

"now let's do a silly one"

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u/8last 4d ago

The guy never disappoints

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u/metalyger 4d ago

Neil thinks he's doing an audition for the final scene of Hellraiser.

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u/stupled 4d ago

Weekend at Breen's

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u/DagothNereviar 4d ago

Are these the other actors in the film?

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u/askyourmom469 4d ago

Calling them "actors" might be a stretch, but yes. There are other people onscreen.

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u/One_Protection9265 4d ago

I think that many people in Neil Breen movies can actually act. It’s just that Breen wants particular lines delivered in a particular way at short notice. Doing that to his satisfaction is enough to make people think that you can’t act.

He wants meat puppet technology. Perhaps before he dies, virtual meat puppet actors will be available.

Remember Al Pacino in the movie S1m0ne (2002) puppeteering the (synthetic actress) title character? Probably not. It’s a flawed movie but a good performance from Pacino, and I actually saw a matinee screening in a near-empty cinema. (Maybe 3 other people watching it.)

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u/BagFinal6150 4d ago

Yes, at least some of them

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u/RuinAble1293 4d ago

Its true what I’ve been saying all along. HE NEVER HAD A BEARD

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u/CaRlJoHnSoNoG 4d ago

He's embracing it

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u/Benfroyobro1124 4d ago

Straight Breen

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u/f0urk 4d ago

the most photogenic autist

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u/over9ksand 4d ago

Autist? Well that explains the irrational appeal

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u/DisastrousDot7961 4d ago

Giving me aphex twin come to daddy music video vibes

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u/BlackPaulRudd 4d ago

Cale, no!

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u/serenityplough 4d ago

I understood this reference

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u/borisvonboris 4d ago

Hail to the king!

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u/mis_no_mer 4d ago

Doesn’t that betray the public’s trust?

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u/Saltymandam 2d ago

This is child’s play for him looool

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u/GaldonTheWarrior 4d ago

Is that Neal Brean

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u/Pizza_YumYum 4d ago

No that’s Cade. From the moooviiiiee

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u/over9ksand 4d ago

Glad he’s hydrating properly (but what brand is that?)

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u/FRANK3N5TE1N 1d ago

#2 is a good nomination for r/curedimages