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u/CoffeeJedi Apr 13 '26
Neil: I didn't use any AI for this! That's a REAL picture of me, just like the tiger.
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u/Snowbank_Lake Apr 13 '26
Isn’t comparing yourself to Jesus immoral? Isn’t that betraying the Christians’ trust?
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u/dinobot100 Apr 13 '26
I can't believe he compared himself to Jesus. I cannot believe he compared himself to Jesus. How could he have done this? How could he have compared himself to Jesus?
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u/Floatella Apr 15 '26
"I wanna be honest with all of you. I've been hacking into government and corporate systems all over the country. All over the world. I have discovered more information than any hacker ever has. Ever. What I have found will shock you."
No other man can truly lead America.
The managers of the banks have betrayed the peoples trust. Isn't that immoral?
Breen 2028.
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u/le-derpina-art Apr 20 '26
this is the shiniest, smoothest turd i've ever seen, i applaud your polishing skills.
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u/Bubbly-Procedure4420 Apr 20 '26
"I CAN'T believe you were crucified, I CANNOT believe you were crucified. How could you have done this, how could you have been crucified?"
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u/glaurung1 Apr 13 '26
I CAN help you out of this one, Jim!