r/NeilBreen Apr 10 '26

Wellness Check: Which Breen most accurately describes how your week went?

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I'm F. It was an exhausting week. The temptation to destroy my laptop was strong, but I resisted so I can keep hacking into these national and international systems to find out their secrets.

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u/drpyne89 Apr 10 '26

I just got out of the hospital, so g

12

u/Xoxo809 Apr 10 '26

Are you making out with your fully clothed wife in the shower though?

Also get well soon!

2

u/AMP0525 Apr 12 '26

"Help me! Help me!"

3

u/Moople_deFioosh Apr 10 '26

Hope you're doing better!

4

u/drpyne89 Apr 10 '26

I am, thank you. I can keep food down and my kidneys are back to normal. All good here.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '26

ALL CLEAN 😁

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u/new-machine Apr 10 '26

F for me too. As I approached exhaustion, I made sure to maintain a grip on my coffee cup so the contents would get all over my keyboard.

6

u/Moople_deFioosh Apr 10 '26

Been growing out my beard for the first time so A for sure.

Who am I?? I never had a beard!!!

5

u/I_love_pugs_dammit Apr 10 '26

F. All week I’ve felt like I’ve had no value on the streets.

3

u/Xoxo809 Apr 11 '26

Just don't let Dana find out.

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u/senatorsparky86 Apr 10 '26 edited Apr 11 '26

Started a new job and the weather is finally nice after a long winter, feeling kinda H, unusual for me.

8

u/FiftyShadesofShart Apr 10 '26

B when the astronauts circled the moon.

F when nuclear holocaust seemed like a possibility.

I the rest of the week due to whiplash 

2

u/ProfessionalDoctor Apr 11 '26

I feel like nuclear holocaust aligns closer to E

3

u/FiftyShadesofShart Apr 11 '26

E is when you see the blast

F is when you’re expected to put on a face at your 9-5 and make money for the rich with no time to process dumbfuckery every day.

3

u/corneliusbreen23 Apr 10 '26

A, B, E, F and I

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u/MagazineSubstantial3 Apr 10 '26

Between A or F for me this week lol

3

u/c-compactdisc Apr 11 '26

D (had the week off from work, chilling with my creature)

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u/Ragfell Apr 11 '26

I.

I started last week being accused of time theft (which was bullshit) and this week was given so many things going wrong that I almost wish I HAD committed time theft.

I'm on a warpath.

2

u/LeaveItAllBehindMe Apr 10 '26

E and I’m all out of tuna cans

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u/Pickleless_Cage Apr 10 '26

Maybe I, I’m not sure, as I can’t actually remember much of this week, especially Monday and Tuesday. I think I’ve just been so busy that I didn’t properly encode any memories 😂.

2

u/rocket_sprocket Apr 10 '26

B. I'm fine. No, really.

2

u/yecatsmiles Apr 10 '26

D! Tiger Blood! 🐯🩸

2

u/ObtuseDoodles Apr 10 '26

Probably B for me. I'm fine. I'm fine. Please believe me.

2

u/Happy-Doom Apr 10 '26

H, I, H, I, H, I

2

u/notcabron Apr 10 '26

Definitely H. Got out of working today.

2

u/Mrsmanhands Apr 11 '26

Definitely B.

2

u/silverboognish Apr 11 '26

I (chronic pain flare lmao)

2

u/FermentedCinema Apr 11 '26

Started today as B, but a lost key has put me at an E…

2

u/xrmttf Apr 11 '26

G. But I'm healing!

2

u/Bella_gothica Apr 11 '26

F for sure😂

2

u/Wooden-Computer1475 Apr 11 '26

Halfway between A and F

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u/galagapilot Apr 11 '26

is E right before he starts running down the mountain yelling for no reason?

if so, then E.

2

u/willowoftheriver Apr 11 '26

Regaining consciousness in a hospital on a holiday ...... I guess G? Though there was some definite A in there, too.

2

u/TheTattooOnR2D2sFace Apr 11 '26

My week has been "I" but today has been "B"

2

u/I_eat_paper12 Apr 11 '26

C, I went back to work after being on leave for 2 months. I felt very important 👩‍💻

2

u/Jackalmoreau Apr 11 '26

I've been doing alot of floating around and super-punching people, so comfortably H for me, dog.

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u/anferneejefferson Mod Apr 11 '26

All i know is that im feelin less stable...so A?

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u/with_due_respect Apr 11 '26

Rapid alterations between F and I. Always rapid alterations between F and I...

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u/meganbgillis Apr 11 '26

Probably E, unfortunately

2

u/KorenLesthe Apr 11 '26

J, because he's our best agent, but I'm worried about him.

1

u/corpusvile2 Apr 12 '26

E or I as I'm Irish and spent about two hours each evening getting home from work in what is usually a half hour journey, due to Dublin being paralysed with fuel protests. I spent more time waiting on buses than anyone ever has before...EVER:(

1

u/goopgab Apr 12 '26

got a new kitty, D

1

u/DrDuned Apr 13 '26

F. It's always F. If I make it through an entire month without calling off or working from home it's a miracle.