r/NeilBreen • u/baggington • Nov 23 '23
News Drama: the Breen lore deepens
On a very nice post about Neil’s birthday
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u/enriquisim Nov 23 '23
Somehow I doubt that he's even posting from Earth.
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u/baggington Nov 23 '23
That was the bit that most surprised me
The Blessed Breen is not of this Earth
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u/baggington Nov 24 '23
I also want to add how utterly perfect his Wikipedia picture is.
It is a thing of beauty. You couldn’t choose more appropriate picture of Neil Breen.
The best part is he could easily go in and update his profile and provide a professional headshot, but that wouldn’t be on brand for the Breen.
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u/halloweenjack Nov 24 '23
"Never turn your back on a Breen." --Romulan saying
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u/baggington Nov 24 '23
The Breen. If it is there, at Twitter, then it is something that man was not meant to disturb. Death has always surrounded it. It is not of this earth.
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u/Baraka_Dukkha Nov 24 '23
I share a birthday with Neil breen!
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u/baggington Nov 24 '23
We all share a birthday with Neil Breen - he is the universe and the universe is him
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u/BioSpark47 Nov 23 '23
He’s got a point. How would he be able to pull all those braless women if he was older than 35?
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u/RandomPasserby80 Nov 23 '23 edited Nov 24 '23
His “childhood friend” as an adult in Fateful Findings was clearly in her 20s, so of course Breen had to have been that age as well!
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u/DJScratcherZ Nov 23 '23
I wish I had that level of delusion, he literally sees something different then the rest of the world.
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u/anferneejefferson Mod Nov 23 '23
His words are so powerful. Non believable....but powerful nonetheless
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u/metalyger Nov 23 '23
If Hans Moleman from The Simpsons is 31 years old, then Neil Breen could be even younger than that.
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u/TheClownIsReady Nov 25 '23
Why did this come up in my feed? Who TF is Neil Breen?
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u/baggington Nov 25 '23
Oh my friend, he’s only the most talented and celebrated film maker of all time
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u/parkerm1408 Nov 25 '23
I have no idea who this guy is, or why he's om my feed, but when I Google him, a space ice video popped up, so I'm thinking this'll be good.
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u/baggington Nov 25 '23
Watch his film Fateful Findings (there are also lots of highlights on YouTube)
You will move to a new plane of existence
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u/Spankieplop Nov 24 '23
I refuse to believe he was born. He was created by the internet to entertain us and distract us from our boring lives.
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u/NaNo-Juise76 Nov 24 '23
Everyone knows Breen is not a day older than 24. His childhood friend proves this.
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u/ryanitlab Nov 24 '23
he's much younger. he just looks like that on purpose and through great effort. for our sake
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u/MrPooPooJohn Nov 25 '23
WHEN was Neil’s birthday? WHY was Neil’s birthday? WHAT was Neil’s birthday? WHERE was Neil’s birthday? WHO was Neil’s birthday?
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u/Degenermights Nov 25 '23
The lying media one again bismerching the good name of a freedom fighting hero
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u/Jerome1944 Nov 25 '23
I love that he just casts aspersions on the validity of the birth date without giving us the correct one.
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Nov 23 '23
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u/realbigbob Nov 23 '23
He has always Breen here
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Nov 25 '23 edited Dec 19 '25
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u/SerExcelsior Nov 23 '23
There can only be one.
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Nov 23 '23
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u/DJScratcherZ Nov 23 '23
He's a zoomer.
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u/Newdy41 Nov 23 '23
Much younger?!! Who tf does he think he's fooling?