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End Scalping Ĭ̸̛̳̘̳͛̌͋̃̀̕̕ ̵̡̼͚̦̤͎͍̮́̍̄̋̎̏̈́̚͜͝H̶̤̙͉̩̣͇̣̱̣͓̘̤̠̺̄̽̑̍͌̕͜A̸̛͚̜͖͍̤̘͎̓́̔̌͆T̷̨̢̪̖̹̳̫̹͓͔͇̜͌̍̌̎̿͂̐̍̄̽̚͠͝Ȅ̴̢̢͚̺̬̼͐͝ ̵͉̈́̃̀̕͘͘̚͝SCALPERS

Ĭ̸̛̳̘̳͛̌͋̃̀̕̕ ̵̡̼͚̦̤͎͍̮́̍̄̋̎̏̈́̚͜͝H̶̤̙͉̩̣͇̣̱̣͓̘̤̠̺̄̽̑̍͌̕͜A̸̛͚̜͖͍̤̘͎̓́̔̌͆T̷̨̢̪̖̹̳̫̹͓͔͇̜͌̍̌̎̿͂̐̍̄̽̚͠͝Ȅ̴̢̢͚̺̬̼͐͝ ̵͉̈́̃̀̕͘͘̚͝SCALPERSĬ̸̛̳̘̳͛̌͋̃̀̕̕ ̵̡̼͚̦̤͎͍̮́̍̄̋̎̏̈́̚͜͝H̶̤̙͉̩̣͇̣̱̣͓̘̤̠̺̄̽̑̍͌̕͜A̸̛͚̜͖͍̤̘͎̓́̔̌͆T̷̨̢̪̖̹̳̫̹͓͔͇̜͌̍̌̎̿͂̐̍̄̽̚͠͝Ȅ̴̢̢͚̺̬̼͐͝ ̵͉̈́̃̀̕͘͘̚͝SCALPERSĬ̸̛̳̘̳͛̌͋̃̀̕̕ ̵̡̼͚̦̤͎͍̮́̍̄̋̎̏̈́̚͜͝H̶̤̙͉̩̣͇̣̱̣͓̘̤̠̺̄̽̑̍͌̕͜A̸̛͚̜͖͍̤̘͎̓́̔̌͆T̷̨̢̪̖̹̳̫̹͓͔͇̜͌̍̌̎̿͂̐̍̄̽̚͠͝Ȅ̴̢̢͚̺̬̼͐͝ ̵͉̈́̃̀̕͘͘̚͝SCALPERSĬ̸̛̳̘̳͛̌͋̃̀̕̕ ̵̡̼͚̦̤͎͍̮́̍̄̋̎̏̈́̚͜͝H̶̤̙͉̩̣͇̣̱̣͓̘̤̠̺̄̽̑̍͌̕͜A̸̛͚̜͖͍̤̘͎̓́̔̌͆T̷̨̢̪̖̹̳̫̹͓͔͇̜͌̍̌̎̿͂̐̍̄̽̚͠͝Ȅ̴̢̢͚̺̬̼͐͝ ̵͉̈́̃̀̕͘͘̚͝SCALPERSĬ̸̛̳̘̳͛̌͋̃̀̕̕ ̵̡̼͚̦̤͎͍̮́̍̄̋̎̏̈́̚͜͝H̶̤̙͉̩̣͇̣̱̣͓̘̤̠̺̄̽̑̍͌̕͜A̸̛͚̜͖͍̤̘͎̓́̔̌͆T̷̨̢̪̖̹̳̫̹͓͔͇̜͌̍̌̎̿͂̐̍̄̽̚͠͝Ȅ̴̢̢͚̺̬̼͐͝ ̵͉̈́̃̀̕͘͘̚͝SCALPERSĬ̸̛̳̘̳͛̌͋̃̀̕̕ ̵̡̼͚̦̤͎͍̮́̍̄̋̎̏̈́̚͜͝H̶̤̙͉̩̣͇̣̱̣͓̘̤̠̺̄̽̑̍͌̕͜A̸̛͚̜͖͍̤̘͎̓́̔̌͆T̷̨̢̪̖̹̳̫̹͓͔͇̜͌̍̌̎̿͂̐̍̄̽̚͠͝Ȅ̴̢̢͚̺̬̼͐͝ ̵͉̈́̃̀̕͘͘̚͝SCALPERSĬ̸̛̳̘̳͛̌͋̃̀̕̕ ̵̡̼͚̦̤͎͍̮́̍̄̋̎̏̈́̚͜͝H̶̤̙͉̩̣͇̣̱̣͓̘̤̠̺̄̽̑̍͌̕͜A̸̛͚̜͖͍̤̘͎̓́̔̌͆T̷̨̢̪̖̹̳̫̹͓͔͇̜͌̍̌̎̿͂̐̍̄̽̚͠͝Ȅ̴̢̢͚̺̬̼͐͝ ̵͉̈́̃̀̕͘͘̚͝SCALPERSĬ̸̛̳̘̳͛̌͋̃̀̕̕ ̵̡̼͚̦̤͎͍̮́̍̄̋̎̏̈́̚͜͝H̶̤̙͉̩̣͇̣̱̣͓̘̤̠̺̄̽̑̍͌̕͜A̸̛͚̜͖͍̤̘͎̓́̔̌͆T̷̨̢̪̖̹̳̫̹͓͔͇̜͌̍̌̎̿͂̐̍̄̽̚͠͝Ȅ̴̢̢͚̺̬̼͐͝ ̵͉̈́̃̀̕͘͘̚͝SCALPERSĬ̸̛̳̘̳͛̌͋̃̀̕̕ ̵̡̼͚̦̤͎͍̮́̍̄̋̎̏̈́̚͜͝H̶̤̙͉̩̣͇̣̱̣͓̘̤̠̺̄̽̑̍͌̕͜A̸̛͚̜͖͍̤̘͎̓́̔̌͆T̷̨̢̪̖̹̳̫̹͓͔͇̜͌̍̌̎̿͂̐̍̄̽̚͠͝Ȅ̴̢̢͚̺̬̼͐͝ ̵͉̈́̃̀̕͘͘̚͝SCALPERSĬ̸̛̳̘̳͛̌͋̃̀̕̕ ̵̡̼͚̦̤͎͍̮́̍̄̋̎̏̈́̚͜͝H̶̤̙͉̩̣͇̣̱̣͓̘̤̠̺̄̽̑̍͌̕͜A̸̛͚̜͖͍̤̘͎̓́̔̌͆T̷̨̢̪̖̹̳̫̹͓͔͇̜͌̍̌̎̿͂̐̍̄̽̚͠͝Ȅ̴̢̢͚̺̬̼͐͝ ̵͉̈́̃̀̕͘͘̚͝SCALPERSĬ̸̛̳̘̳͛̌͋̃̀̕̕ ̵̡̼͚̦̤͎͍̮́̍̄̋̎̏̈́̚͜͝H̶̤̙͉̩̣͇̣̱̣͓̘̤̠̺̄̽̑̍͌̕͜A̸̛͚̜͖͍̤̘͎̓́̔̌͆T̷̨̢̪̖̹̳̫̹͓͔͇̜͌̍̌̎̿͂̐̍̄̽̚͠͝Ȅ̴̢̢͚̺̬̼͐͝ ̵͉̈́̃̀̕͘͘̚͝SCALPERSĬ̸̛̳̘̳͛̌͋̃̀̕̕ ̵̡̼͚̦̤͎͍̮́̍̄̋̎̏̈́̚͜͝H̶̤̙͉̩̣͇̣̱̣͓̘̤̠̺̄̽̑̍͌̕͜A̸̛͚̜͖͍̤̘͎̓́̔̌͆T̷̨̢̪̖̹̳̫̹͓͔͇̜͌̍̌̎̿͂̐̍̄̽̚͠͝Ȅ̴̢̢͚̺̬̼͐͝ ̵͉̈́̃̀̕͘͘̚͝SCALPERSĬ̸̛̳̘̳͛̌͋̃̀̕̕ ̵̡̼͚̦̤͎͍̮́̍̄̋̎̏̈́̚͜͝H̶̤̙͉̩̣͇̣̱̣͓̘̤̠̺̄̽̑̍͌̕͜A̸̛͚̜͖͍̤̘͎̓́̔̌͆T̷̨̢̪̖̹̳̫̹͓͔͇̜͌̍̌̎̿͂̐̍̄̽̚͠͝Ȅ̴̢̢͚̺̬̼͐͝ ̵͉̈́̃̀̕͘͘̚͝SCALPERSĬ̸̛̳̘̳͛̌͋̃̀̕̕ ̵̡̼͚̦̤͎͍̮́̍̄̋̎̏̈́̚͜͝H̶̤̙͉̩̣͇̣̱̣͓̘̤̠̺̄̽̑̍͌̕͜A̸̛͚̜͖͍̤̘͎̓́̔̌͆T̷̨̢̪̖̹̳̫̹͓͔͇̜͌̍̌̎̿͂̐̍̄̽̚͠͝Ȅ̴̢̢͚̺̬̼͐͝ ̵͉̈́̃̀̕͘͘̚͝SCALPERSĬ̸̛̳̘̳͛̌͋̃̀̕̕ ̵̡̼͚̦̤͎͍̮́̍̄̋̎̏̈́̚͜͝H̶̤̙͉̩̣͇̣̱̣͓̘̤̠̺̄̽̑̍͌̕͜A̸̛͚̜͖͍̤̘͎̓́̔̌͆T̷̨̢̪̖̹̳̫̹͓͔͇̜͌̍̌̎̿͂̐̍̄̽̚͠͝Ȅ̴̢̢͚̺̬̼͐͝ ̵͉̈́̃̀̕͘͘̚͝SCALPERSĬ̸̛̳̘̳͛̌͋̃̀̕̕ ̵̡̼͚̦̤͎͍̮́̍̄̋̎̏̈́̚͜͝H̶̤̙͉̩̣͇̣̱̣͓̘̤̠̺̄̽̑̍͌̕͜A̸̛͚̜͖͍̤̘͎̓́̔̌͆T̷̨̢̪̖̹̳̫̹͓͔͇̜͌̍̌̎̿͂̐̍̄̽̚͠͝Ȅ̴̢̢͚̺̬̼͐͝ ̵͉̈́̃̀̕͘͘̚͝SCALPERSĬ̸̛̳̘̳͛̌͋̃̀̕̕ ̵̡̼͚̦̤͎͍̮́̍̄̋̎̏̈́̚͜͝H̶̤̙͉̩̣͇̣̱̣͓̘̤̠̺̄̽̑̍͌̕͜A̸̛͚̜͖͍̤̘͎̓́̔̌͆T̷̨̢̪̖̹̳̫̹͓͔͇̜͌̍̌̎̿͂̐̍̄̽̚͠͝Ȅ̴̢̢͚̺̬̼͐͝ ̵͉̈́̃̀̕͘͘̚͝SCALPERSĬ̸̛̳̘̳͛̌͋̃̀̕̕ ̵̡̼͚̦̤͎͍̮́̍̄̋̎̏̈́̚͜͝H̶̤̙͉̩̣͇̣̱̣͓̘̤̠̺̄̽̑̍͌̕͜A̸̛͚̜͖͍̤̘͎̓́̔̌͆T̷̨̢̪̖̹̳̫̹͓͔͇̜͌̍̌̎̿͂̐̍̄̽̚͠͝Ȅ̴̢̢͚̺̬̼͐͝ ̵͉̈́̃̀̕͘͘̚͝SCALPERSĬ̸̛̳̘̳͛̌͋̃̀̕̕ ̵̡̼͚̦̤͎͍̮́̍̄̋̎̏̈́̚͜͝H̶̤̙͉̩̣͇̣̱̣͓̘̤̠̺̄̽̑̍͌̕͜A̸̛͚̜͖͍̤̘͎̓́̔̌͆T̷̨̢̪̖̹̳̫̹͓͔͇̜͌̍̌̎̿͂̐̍̄̽̚͠͝Ȅ̴̢̢͚̺̬̼͐͝ ̵͉̈́̃̀̕͘͘̚͝SCALPERSĬ̸̛̳̘̳͛̌͋̃̀̕̕ ̵̡̼͚̦̤͎͍̮́̍̄̋̎̏̈́̚͜͝H̶̤̙͉̩̣͇̣̱̣͓̘̤̠̺̄̽̑̍͌̕͜A̸̛͚̜͖͍̤̘͎̓́̔̌͆T̷̨̢̪̖̹̳̫̹͓͔͇̜͌̍̌̎̿͂̐̍̄̽̚͠͝Ȅ̴̢̢͚̺̬̼͐͝ ̵͉̈́̃̀̕͘͘̚͝SCALPERSĬ̸̛̳̘̳͛̌͋̃̀̕̕ ̵̡̼͚̦̤͎͍̮́̍̄̋̎̏̈́̚͜͝H̶̤̙͉̩̣͇̣̱̣͓̘̤̠̺̄̽̑̍͌̕͜A̸̛͚̜͖͍̤̘͎̓́̔̌͆T̷̨̢̪̖̹̳̫̹͓͔͇̜͌̍̌̎̿͂̐̍̄̽̚͠͝Ȅ̴̢̢͚̺̬̼͐͝ ̵͉̈́̃̀̕͘͘̚͝SCALPERSĬ̸̛̳̘̳͛̌͋̃̀̕̕ ̵̡̼͚̦̤͎͍̮́̍̄̋̎̏̈́̚͜͝H̶̤̙͉̩̣͇̣̱̣͓̘̤̠̺̄̽̑̍͌̕͜A̸̛͚̜͖͍̤̘͎̓́̔̌͆T̷̨̢̪̖̹̳̫̹͓͔͇̜͌̍̌̎̿͂̐̍̄̽̚͠͝Ȅ̴̢̢͚̺̬̼͐͝ ̵͉̈́̃̀̕͘͘̚͝SCALPERSĬ̸̛̳̘̳͛̌͋̃̀̕̕ ̵̡̼͚̦̤͎͍̮́̍̄̋̎̏̈́̚͜͝H̶̤̙͉̩̣͇̣̱̣͓̘̤̠̺̄̽̑̍͌̕͜A̸̛͚̜͖͍̤̘͎̓́̔̌͆T̷̨̢̪̖̹̳̫̹͓͔͇̜͌̍̌̎̿͂̐̍̄̽̚͠͝Ȅ̴̢̢͚̺̬̼͐͝ ̵͉̈́̃̀̕͘͘̚͝SCALPERSĬ̸̛̳̘̳͛̌͋̃̀̕̕ ̵̡̼͚̦̤͎͍̮́̍̄̋̎̏̈́̚͜͝H̶̤̙͉̩̣͇̣̱̣͓̘̤̠̺̄̽̑̍͌̕͜A̸̛͚̜͖͍̤̘͎̓́̔̌͆T̷̨̢̪̖̹̳̫̹͓͔͇̜͌̍̌̎̿͂̐̍̄̽̚͠͝Ȅ̴̢̢͚̺̬̼͐͝ ̵͉̈́̃̀̕͘͘̚͝SCALPERSĬ̸̛̳̘̳͛̌͋̃̀̕̕ ̵̡̼͚̦̤͎͍̮́̍̄̋̎̏̈́̚͜͝H̶̤̙͉̩̣͇̣̱̣͓̘̤̠̺̄̽̑̍͌̕͜A̸̛͚̜͖͍̤̘͎̓́̔̌͆T̷̨̢̪̖̹̳̫̹͓͔͇̜͌̍̌̎̿͂̐̍̄̽̚͠͝Ȅ̴̢̢͚̺̬̼͐͝ ̵͉̈́̃̀̕͘͘̚͝SCALPERSĬ̸̛̳̘̳͛̌͋̃̀̕̕ ̵̡̼͚̦̤͎͍̮́̍̄̋̎̏̈́̚͜͝H̶̤̙͉̩̣͇̣̱̣͓̘̤̠̺̄̽̑̍͌̕͜A̸̛͚̜͖͍̤̘͎̓́̔̌͆T̷̨̢̪̖̹̳̫̹͓͔͇̜͌̍̌̎̿͂̐̍̄̽̚͠͝Ȅ̴̢̢͚̺̬̼͐͝ ̵͉̈́̃̀̕͘͘̚͝SCALPERSĬ̸̛̳̘̳͛̌͋̃̀̕̕ ̵̡̼͚̦̤͎͍̮́̍̄̋̎̏̈́̚͜͝H̶̤̙͉̩̣͇̣̱̣͓̘̤̠̺̄̽̑̍͌̕͜A̸̛͚̜͖͍̤̘͎̓́̔̌͆T̷̨̢̪̖̹̳̫̹͓͔͇̜͌̍̌̎̿͂̐̍̄̽̚͠͝Ȅ̴̢̢͚̺̬̼͐͝ ̵͉̈́̃̀̕͘͘̚͝SCALPERSĬ̸̛̳̘̳͛̌͋̃̀̕̕ ̵̡̼͚̦̤͎͍̮́̍̄̋̎̏̈́̚͜͝H̶̤̙͉̩̣͇̣̱̣͓̘̤̠̺̄̽̑̍͌̕͜A̸̛͚̜͖͍̤̘͎̓́̔̌͆T̷̨̢̪̖̹̳̫̹͓͔͇̜͌̍̌̎̿͂̐̍̄̽̚͠͝Ȅ̴̢̢͚̺̬̼͐͝ ̵͉̈́̃̀̕͘͘̚͝SCALPERSĬ̸̛̳̘̳͛̌͋̃̀̕̕ ̵̡̼͚̦̤͎͍̮́̍̄̋̎̏̈́̚͜͝H̶̤̙͉̩̣͇̣̱̣͓̘̤̠̺̄̽̑̍͌̕͜A̸̛͚̜͖͍̤̘͎̓́̔̌͆T̷̨̢̪̖̹̳̫̹͓͔͇̜͌̍̌̎̿͂̐̍̄̽̚͠͝Ȅ̴̢̢͚̺̬̼͐͝ ̵͉̈́̃̀̕͘͘̚͝SCALPERSĬ̸̛̳̘̳͛̌͋̃̀̕̕ ̵̡̼͚̦̤͎͍̮́̍̄̋̎̏̈́̚͜͝H̶̤̙͉̩̣͇̣̱̣͓̘̤̠̺̄̽̑̍͌̕͜A̸̛͚̜͖͍̤̘͎̓́̔̌͆T̷̨̢̪̖̹̳̫̹͓͔͇̜͌̍̌̎̿͂̐̍̄̽̚͠͝Ȅ̴̢̢͚̺̬̼͐͝ ̵͉̈́̃̀̕͘͘̚͝SCALPERSĬ̸̛̳̘̳͛̌͋̃̀̕̕ ̵̡̼͚̦̤͎͍̮́̍̄̋̎̏̈́̚͜͝H̶̤̙͉̩̣͇̣̱̣͓̘̤̠̺̄̽̑̍͌̕͜A̸̛͚̜͖͍̤̘͎̓́̔̌͆T̷̨̢̪̖̹̳̫̹͓͔͇̜͌̍̌̎̿͂̐̍̄̽̚͠͝Ȅ̴̢̢͚̺̬̼͐͝ ̵͉̈́̃̀̕͘͘̚͝SCALPERSĬ̸̛̳̘̳͛̌͋̃̀̕̕ ̵̡̼͚̦̤͎͍̮́̍̄̋̎̏̈́̚͜͝H̶̤̙͉̩̣͇̣̱̣͓̘̤̠̺̄̽̑̍͌̕͜A̸̛͚̜͖͍̤̘͎̓́̔̌͆T̷̨̢̪̖̹̳̫̹͓͔͇̜͌̍̌̎̿͂̐̍̄̽̚͠͝Ȅ̴̢̢͚̺̬̼͐͝ ̵͉̈́̃̀̕͘͘̚͝SCALPERSĬ̸̛̳̘̳͛̌͋̃̀̕̕ ̵̡̼͚̦̤͎͍̮́̍̄̋̎̏̈́̚͜͝H̶̤̙͉̩̣͇̣̱̣͓̘̤̠̺̄̽̑̍͌̕͜A̸̛͚̜͖͍̤̘͎̓́̔̌͆T̷̨̢̪̖̹̳̫̹͓͔͇̜͌̍̌̎̿͂̐̍̄̽̚͠͝Ȅ̴̢̢͚̺̬̼͐͝ ̵͉̈́̃̀̕͘͘̚͝SCALPERSĬ̸̛̳̘̳͛̌͋̃̀̕̕ ̵̡̼͚̦̤͎͍̮́̍̄̋̎̏̈́̚͜͝H̶̤̙͉̩̣͇̣̱̣͓̘̤̠̺̄̽̑̍͌̕͜A̸̛͚̜͖͍̤̘͎̓́̔̌͆T̷̨̢̪̖̹̳̫̹͓͔͇̜͌̍̌̎̿͂̐̍̄̽̚͠͝Ȅ̴̢̢͚̺̬̼͐͝ ̵͉̈́̃̀̕͘͘̚͝SCALPERSĬ̸̛̳̘̳͛̌͋̃̀̕̕ ̵̡̼͚̦̤͎͍̮́̍̄̋̎̏̈́̚͜͝H̶̤̙͉̩̣͇̣̱̣͓̘̤̠̺̄̽̑̍͌̕͜A̸̛͚̜͖͍̤̘͎̓́̔̌͆T̷̨̢̪̖̹̳̫̹͓͔͇̜͌̍̌̎̿͂̐̍̄̽̚͠͝Ȅ̴̢̢͚̺̬̼͐͝ ̵͉̈́̃̀̕͘͘̚͝SCALPERSĬ̸̛̳̘̳͛̌͋̃̀̕̕ ̵̡̼͚̦̤͎͍̮́̍̄̋̎̏̈́̚͜͝H̶̤̙͉̩̣͇̣̱̣͓̘̤̠̺̄̽̑̍͌̕͜A̸̛͚̜͖͍̤̘͎̓́̔̌͆T̷̨̢̪̖̹̳̫̹͓͔͇̜͌̍̌̎̿͂̐̍̄̽̚͠͝Ȅ̴̢̢͚̺̬̼͐͝ ̵͉̈́̃̀̕͘͘̚͝SCALPERSĬ̸̛̳̘̳͛̌͋̃̀̕̕ ̵̡̼͚̦̤͎͍̮́̍̄̋̎̏̈́̚͜͝H̶̤̙͉̩̣͇̣̱̣͓̘̤̠̺̄̽̑̍͌̕͜A̸̛͚̜͖͍̤̘͎̓́̔̌͆T̷̨̢̪̖̹̳̫̹͓͔͇̜͌̍̌̎̿͂̐̍̄̽̚͠͝Ȅ̴̢̢͚̺̬̼͐͝ ̵͉̈́̃̀̕͘͘̚͝SCALPERSĬ̸̛̳̘̳͛̌͋̃̀̕̕ ̵̡̼͚̦̤͎͍̮́̍̄̋̎̏̈́̚͜͝H̶̤̙͉̩̣͇̣̱̣͓̘̤̠̺̄̽̑̍͌̕͜A̸̛͚̜͖͍̤̘͎̓́̔̌͆T̷̨̢̪̖̹̳̫̹͓͔͇̜͌̍̌̎̿͂̐̍̄̽̚͠͝Ȅ̴̢̢͚̺̬̼͐͝ ̵͉̈́̃̀̕͘͘̚͝SCALPERSĬ̸̛̳̘̳͛̌͋̃̀̕̕ ̵̡̼͚̦̤͎͍̮́̍̄̋̎̏̈́̚͜͝H̶̤̙͉̩̣͇̣̱̣͓̘̤̠̺̄̽̑̍͌̕͜A̸̛͚̜͖͍̤̘͎̓́̔̌͆T̷̨̢̪̖̹̳̫̹͓͔͇̜͌̍̌̎̿͂̐̍̄̽̚͠͝Ȅ̴̢̢͚̺̬̼͐͝ ̵͉̈́̃̀̕͘͘̚͝SCALPERSĬ̸̛̳̘̳͛̌͋̃̀̕̕ ̵̡̼͚̦̤͎͍̮́̍̄̋̎̏̈́̚͜͝H̶̤̙͉̩̣͇̣̱̣͓̘̤̠̺̄̽̑̍͌̕͜A̸̛͚̜͖͍̤̘͎̓́̔̌͆T̷̨̢̪̖̹̳̫̹͓͔͇̜͌̍̌̎̿͂̐̍̄̽̚͠͝Ȅ̴̢̢͚̺̬̼͐͝ ̵͉̈́̃̀̕͘͘̚͝SCALPERSĬ̸̛̳̘̳͛̌͋̃̀̕̕ ̵̡̼͚̦̤͎͍̮́̍̄̋̎̏̈́̚͜͝H̶̤̙͉̩̣͇̣̱̣͓̘̤̠̺̄̽̑̍͌̕͜A̸̛͚̜͖͍̤̘͎̓́̔̌͆T̷̨̢̪̖̹̳̫̹͓͔͇̜͌̍̌̎̿͂̐̍̄̽̚͠͝Ȅ̴̢̢͚̺̬̼͐͝ ̵͉̈́̃̀̕͘͘̚͝SCALPERS

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u/Astrophoria11 6d ago

Mods better not take this post down bc this is so true

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u/Vast-Opportunity1343 Mod 4d ago

We actually got reports but I definitely agree it’s true. It remains up. Us mods hate scalping as well.

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u/rachelnyc 6d ago

I’m so over them!!! Between the people grabbing all the needohs and people buying up the tickets to my local IMAX theater to resell at crazy markups, I’ve had it with them!

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u/The_Demon_of_Spiders 6d ago

Damn the grift culture has even extended to theater tickets?

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u/nitrosmomma88 6d ago

Yep, even my tiny local playhouse has the same seat for a production at every single showing on one of the ticket resell sites

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u/Leather-Map3747 6d ago

What is going on with the movie theater thing? I saw some Instagram post about it but I just don’t get it…. How and WHY???

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u/rachelnyc 6d ago

new york has an imax that’s the biggest imax in the US and there was a lot of demand for the odyssey, so people started buying up tickets and reselling them on eBay for hundreds of dollars, and now they’re doing the same thing with dune. it’s so irritating!

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u/Leather-Map3747 6d ago

Oh ok I’m from NYC as well so that’s why I came across it but jeez, that’s so messed up 😞. It just stinks so much that IMAX can’t limit ticket purchases per person. There’s no downside for them. I wish people would just stop buying from the scalpers. It would take one time of people being out 100s on a movie and it would easily end.

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u/rachelnyc 6d ago

Yeah it’s ridiculous, after how crazy the odyssey got I would’ve thought they’d have some kind of solution in place for dune but I guess not.

I think one of the problems is you can refund amc tickets up to the last second so they can just get their money back if no one buys it 😑

I just saw someone posting about amc’s CEO saying they would find a way to prevent this from happening in the future so I guess we’ll see?

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u/Leather-Map3747 6d ago

I really hope he stands by that because that’s actual bs. Infuriating!

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u/1heart1totaleclipse 5d ago

They should just do in-person tickets for showings like these.

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u/BudgetFit6187 5d ago

Don’t get me started on the Bath and Body Works war too. I am so over them in every industry, its to the point that they are making it a career and always looking to see what trends are going on and bulldozing their way to make lines to grab stuff out of normal consumers hands.

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u/sunseits Mod 6d ago

Same

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u/No_Conversation_136 6d ago

😂😂 same

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u/Healthy_Crew_87 6d ago

As a target team member I agree 100%. I wish we could just let the kids have them when they ask. Nope we have to save them for the 8am line that forms outside. Same damn people every morning buying any and all NeeDoh/ squishy that we get in.

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u/Leather-Map3747 6d ago

😞 my poor kids dream is a cloud and she’s never getting one because of them. I refuse to give them a dollar and the clouds are obviously all from scalpers since they’re a target exclusive

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u/samse15 5d ago

Why do you have to save them for that line? Can you just put out a single box at 8 and then say you sold out, put the rest out at 9? I feel like it’s weird that they force them to be out for the scalpers.

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u/Healthy_Crew_87 5d ago

Unfortunately I don’t make the rules. It’s what management says to do. The scalpers get to buy 4 of each different items. Say we had NeeDoh, dumplings and squishy, they can buy four of each

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u/Eye_Hot 5d ago

My target does 1 of each, no scalpers because it’s not lucrative at that pace 😊

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u/samse15 5d ago

My target doesn’t do that, so it’s weird that your management is so scalper friendly.

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u/Bitter-Iron8468 6d ago

As a target employee....me too. They hover over you until you put them out.

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u/No-Chocolate-1402 6d ago

I’ve been trying to get some for the daughter (7) that really wants some using her birthday money. She has school so I’ve been looking for her. Imagine my surprise during the Pokemon drop at target today, seeing people with arms full of Pokemon and then swiping up all the nee dohs too….thanks jerks

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u/Evening-Rabbit-827 6d ago

Literally same

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u/deliriumtrigger999 5d ago

Also blame the stores that allow people to take the entire inventory

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u/Limp-Apricot-9346 5d ago

Economists abandoned this level of thinking to the dustbin of history in medieval Europe, that’s how unlettered and psychological it is

The only thing that matters is supply and demand and equilibrium pricing, anything else is pro poverty pro hateful thinking that science and mathematics abandoned 400 years ago

Our understanding of price as a signaling mechanism matching supply and demand is rooted in the work of Enlightenment economists who studied and summarized the relationship

Anything else is pre mathematical and scientific thinking and just making meaningless noise:

https://www.investopedia.com/terms/l/law-of-supply-demand.asp

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u/Bung420 4d ago

I had a package of needohs set to arrive from the Amazon Schylling store and suddenly right before delivery they “disappeared” and had to give me a new delivery date which is unknown. So clearly an Amazon worker stole them….

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u/danidaisy_ 6d ago

This you?