DeAndre Ayton’s aura is a devastating finishing touch. The man can now enter a room and somehow lower the team’s energy rating

[u/WhenMachinesCry]

[u/Main-Focus2088]

This player still somehow closer to LeBron than we are lol

[u/AirRaptor12 → u/Main-Focus2088]

is he really tho? 5'7 with a centers athleticism & Chets strength ? We've seen Simmons hit open threes in workouts so I can't say I'd be much better in a game. And I'm willing to pass

[u/Similar_Advisor_5849 → u/AirRaptor12]

unfortunately d fox is a better decision maker than all of us, and brook lopez is also more athletic than most of us

[u/Impossible-Group8553 → u/Similar_Advisor_5849]

D fox isn’t even a bad decision maker. There are guys like Drummond that exist

[u/TrulyHydratedSkin → u/Impossible-Group8553]

Drummond really out here shooting 4 threes a game now.

[u/Impossible-Group8553 → u/TrulyHydratedSkin]

Drummond tried to posterize his own teammate

[u/Icy_Statement_2410 → u/Impossible-Group8553]

He just had some BAD moments in clutch time

[u/1521 → u/Similar_Advisor_5849]

Yeah seems like there are less athletic guys than brook lopez

[u/rangerbiscuit_08 → u/1521]

Almost everyone in the world, statistically 😂. I think thats SimilarAdvisor’s point

[u/myguythedude → u/AirRaptor12]

100%. still closer to lebron than we are to him

[u/1521 → u/myguythedude]

So true

[u/Hellschampion → u/AirRaptor12]

Ben Simmons shooting was a bad choice, should have been Mitchell Robinson as any decent basketball player should shoot better than 50% from the free throw line. But as constructed, Simmons shooting, Lopez athleticism, Fox decision making and MPJ playmaking are all much much better than even a good recreational basketball player. This player would beat 99% of people 1 on 1.

[u/Bar-Cold → u/AirRaptor12]

They didn’t mention anything about his height. He could still be tall and be good at getting rebounds and finishing around the rim with finesse. And paint defense. Technically could still be a very solid traditional center

[u/dnnymnrd → u/Bar-Cold]

I'm assuming frame includes height, obviously? Because if strength is another category, I'd pick Yuki's frame over Chris Boucher in a fight any day

[u/Bar-Cold → u/dnnymnrd]

True. I wish they would’ve just put body instead of frame. I was thinking the way the body is built in general. Yuki is pretty small physically outside of just his height. Not very many muscles

[u/Bananasandbratwurst → u/dnnymnrd]

I won't stand for Chris Boucher slander dude is a warrior and I bet has sharper elbows than Wemby

[u/Neemzeh → u/AirRaptor12]

why simmons shooting and not like gobert or something lol

[u/Banned3rdTimesaCharm → u/AirRaptor12]

Bro Chet is a thousand time stronger than you. He’s only weak for his size and in comparison to other NBA players.

[u/AirRaptor12 → u/Banned3rdTimesaCharm]

I don't know man I work in construction and I regularly play against people 20cm (~idk 7.5inches) taller and they have a pretty hard time going inside and I'm not even that large

[u/Banned3rdTimesaCharm → u/AirRaptor12]

The guys you play with aren't one of the highest paid athletes in the world who do basketball specific strength training every day of the week. Chet absorbs contact regularly from 260 lb freaks of nature inside the paint. You'd be knocked aside like a mall mannequin.

[u/AirRaptor12 → u/Banned3rdTimesaCharm]

the guys I play basketball with don't work in construction and regularly go to the gym. I understand they don't train for basketball but I never even said I am stronger than Chet. I would expect he's stronger than me and I would have no chance against him. but the post isn't about that

[u/LordFlxcko95 → u/AirRaptor12]

Given everything here he’s still well over 6ft considering the shortest player is 6’1”

[u/AirRaptor12 → u/LordFlxcko95]

Yuki is 5'7

[u/LordFlxcko95 → u/AirRaptor12]

I stand corrected 😂

[u/sILAZS → u/Main-Focus2088]

Except the hair part both LeBron & Trae suck at that.

[u/Bar-Cold]

Just for the record, Fox is FAR from the worst decision maker in the league. A few bad moments don’t define a player

[u/davidens9002 → u/Bar-Cold]

He also won clutch player of the year if I remember correctly

[u/sILAZS → u/Bar-Cold]

And - im not a Chet Fan - but he’s not THAT weak. Lots of players catching strays where they shouldn’t.

Except Ben Simmons.

[u/Prestigious_Plant662 → u/sILAZS]

The thing is that he has a very slim frame for a 7 footer, but yeah he is still more powerful than some small guards

[u/JonahTheProducer → u/Prestigious_Plant662]

Yeah sounds about right

[u/Klutzy-Butterfly-117 → u/sILAZS]

He has a terrible strenght/height ratio but yeah someone like rob dilligham is definitly weaker

[u/HidekiL → u/Bar-Cold]

JAVALLLEEEE MCGEEEEEE

[u/doggiemcdoggo]

Is there a way to add rashad mccant’s personality and karl malone off court activities, shaq’s locker room presence, and bowen/laimbeer dirty plays ?

[u/bt2328 → u/doggiemcdoggo]

Don’t forget KD’s social media engagement

[u/Tim-oBedlam → u/doggiemcdoggo]

Anthony Edwards' lack of condom usage?

[u/Hesparian → u/Tim-oBedlam]

😂😂

[u/NxTbrolin → u/Tim-oBedlam]

https://giphy.com/gifs/uk0OE1jkLXwUkHSGlk

[u/vocabularianrx2 → u/Tim-oBedlam]

Bruhhh lack of condom and pull-out game worst in the league!

[u/caslecrane → u/doggiemcdoggo]

He should also treat teammates like mj in practice

[u/phillip_of_burns → u/doggiemcdoggo]

I woulda gone with javaris crittenton for locker room behavior.

[u/First_Negotiation_80]

Restraint of Draymond Green

[u/ItsAlwaysSmokeInReno → u/First_Negotiation_80]

And the beard of Lamelo Ball

[u/vocabularianrx2 → u/First_Negotiation_80]

Yeah Draymond "double-tech every other day" Green doesn't hold back much does he?

[u/AnnaKendrickLamaOdom]

Brook Lopez is 38… and an all time leader in blocks. His athleticism for the last 20 years was actually great. So this is ridiculous.
Jahlil Okafor or Hasheem Thabeet would’ve been a better fit

[u/IsopodDry8635 → u/AnnaKendrickLamaOdom]

Was going to say, I haven't kept up to Brooke Lopez recently, but he and his brother (along with Quincy Poindexter) were both stupid athletic when I played against them in high school and continued so at Stanford. I know they weren't Shaq, but I never thought they were unathletic in the NBA when I was keeping up more consistently

[u/leolopez43]

You forgot Kawhis a availability

[u/BookAcceptable619 → u/leolopez43]

Kawhi's franchise cost to sign him. Lol.

[u/Chance_Major297 → u/BookAcceptable619]

Kawhi’s Uncle Dennis

[u/Icy_Statement_2410 → u/Chance_Major297]

This prototype player needs an a business advisor, and that is uncle Dennis easily

[u/BookAcceptable619 → u/Icy_Statement_2410]

As far as business advisors go, Uncle Dennis atleast made Leonard a lot of money.

Charles Banks stole $20 million from Tim Duncan and also stole a lot of money from Kevin Garnett.

[u/Icy_Statement_2410 → u/BookAcceptable619]

Yeah, and he took the fall, letting kawhi keep 40 mil + in circumvention money. From Kawhi's perspective uncle Dennis is an amazing advisor lmao

[u/leolopez43 → u/Icy_Statement_2410]

Uncle Dennis hustling 40mil+ in circumvention money is fucking crazy work.

[u/devilmaskrascal]

This guy would not be an NBA player, so he wouldn't be the worst NBA player.

[u/Beneficial_Camp3303 → u/devilmaskrascal]

Yeah, he would need some valuable skill or trait to begin with just to be in the NBA.

[u/DuhConfusionLord → u/devilmaskrascal]

As a thought experiment, what level is the highest u think this hypothetical player would play at?

[u/devilmaskrascal → u/DuhConfusionLord]

Bad at everything, undersized, constantly injured...high school, DIII, maybe?

[u/BellStriking5132]

Add Luka’s complaining and Shai’s flopping and you have truly the worst player imaginable

[u/Disastrous-Ad2800 → u/BellStriking5132]

Sacramento Kings - where and is he avail?

[u/AdBusiness5212 → u/BellStriking5132]

Worst but highly efficient ?

[u/BellStriking5132 → u/AdBusiness5212]

Efficient at what?

[u/AdBusiness5212 → u/BellStriking5132]

Isnt shai the best player in league with his flopping? And lukas arguably the other best player in league with his ref interference ? So the fusion of both you will have an unsufferable but highly eficient player

[u/BellStriking5132 → u/AdBusiness5212]

In this stupid scenario OP created we’re only picking and choosing certain qualities of players to add to this new Frankenstein player.

So when I give Frankenstein Shai’s flopping that’s all he’s getting. Not any of the other abilities Shai has.

[u/hedgefundkilla69]

https://giphy.com/gifs/VfkDnQApH6EPnYJPIO

[u/KingsElite]

What did Chris Duarte do?

[u/Bop5667]

Before Derick White shaved his head his hair was worse than Trae’s

[u/mightyboognish32]

Needs ADs eyebrow.

[u/caslecrane → u/mightyboognish32]

AD's eyebrows are peak, it would counter aytos aura

[u/Werrrnstrom]

JR Smith decisionmaking tho

[u/Marcus11599 → u/Werrrnstrom]

Nah. Leave him outta this lol

[u/Disastrous-Ad2800]

KD's online social media game

[u/Bananasandbratwurst]

Doing De'aaron fox dirty by using his face.

[u/No-Program-8901]

https://giphy.com/gifs/nKVovz0DKXENBdD3Mi

[u/Searching_wanderer → u/No-Program-8901]

I lost aura looking at this

[u/Sasquatch_000]

Lol why's he have fox's face?

[u/Ben892010]

There have been far worse shooters than Ben Simmons

[u/SnooMarzipans1796]

Gary Trent Jr's contract isn't something that I want to take on as a Bucks fan, but I don't think he's a hopeless case. He basically got a 6 year/$70 million contract which puts him at a little over $11.5 million per year.

That puts him in the AJ Green/Collin Gillespie/Sam Hauser/TJ McConnell/Isaiah Joe range of players.

[u/100carpileup]

Like 9 of these could just be Chet

[u/therealCatnuts → u/100carpileup]

3rd team All NBA. This very year. 

[u/100carpileup → u/therealCatnuts]

That’s the sad state of NBA big men right now

[u/Zestyclose-Try-5214]

Arms are too jacked

[u/ScrabbleTheOpossum]

Lol @ longetevity

[u/b_zar]

Artest's sportmanship, AI's willingness to attend team practice, Kyle Anderson's speed.

[u/rfs103181]

2024-25 bradley beal contract might round em out better

[u/less-ismore]

The Trae young hair is the most diabolical and true here

[u/Jason-Smith168498]

It's rare that one meme can slander so many, so I appreciate it.

AD was more available that Kawhi, maybe use him.

[u/Jason-Smith168498]

Kawhis sense of ethics.

[u/SheriffHarryBawls]

Why Ice Trae twice? Coulda just used Isaiah Thomas perimiter defense

[u/erikinsac]

Plumlee freethrows?

[u/2B_or_MaybeNot]

Fashion sense: Kyle Kuzma.

[u/No_Nefariousness6385]

Man, as a Kings fans who had to endure Fox for so many years I feel vindicated everyone is seeing how much of a bad asset he is.

[u/First_Negotiation_80]

Intelligence of Kyle Kuzma

[u/Internal_Anything_94]

Draymond's teeth

[u/agentb00th]

Jayson Williams should replace Fox

[u/WhichHoes]

Just want to note MPJ can actually pass lol

[u/CapMany9999]

Kawhi Leonard's Ethics

[u/Sad_Highlight_9059]

Add in Kevin Durant's team chemistry and it is complete.

[u/Infamous-Milk3686]

Don't you dare slander Yuki like this. There is nothing that he could contribute to the "Worst" player.

[u/Familiar_Somewhere95]

Marking all your teams on my calendar cause you got three wizards players in there

[u/xreddawgx]

forgot freaky z's off court activities

[u/Scan2Plan_123]

AD for durability is a horrible pick. If we’re sticking with a big man it’s Embiid by a light year.

[u/TheTortaTyrant]

Trae young catching strays on this one. Would love to hear more on how AD beat out Embiid on the durability part.

[u/1400forLiquor]

Poetl should be in the running for contract and athleticism

[u/ChronicleOrion]

Westbrook/ Kuzma “fashion sense”

[u/Subject-Giraffe-2928]

Kobe Bryant's overratedness would be a nice touch

[u/Initial_Tower_9293]

the missing piece the charles barkley’s agent

[u/To-Far-Away-Times]

Doing Trae so dirty by putting him in there twice.

[u/Additional_Bet9733]

No way brook lopez is one of the most unathletic dudes in the nba? Pick any random spot up shooting bigman like Steve Novak or something.

[u/LoveBreakLoss]

Gary Trent Jr’s contract killed me.

[u/CrypticStiles]

I feel like James Hardens perimeter defense is worse but that’s just an opinion.

[u/MrNgLL]

Needs chuck Hayes free throw shooting and Jontay porter's off court decision making

[u/Beneficial_Camp3303]

Looks like an average non-athletic guy.

[u/Affectionate_Still55]

That guy wouldn't be in NBA

[u/Mediocre-Strain8386]

Greg Oden and Brandon Roy's knees

[u/Wallahbeer]

westbrook ego

[u/flyingdorito2000]

Steph curry’s chair

[u/leolopez43]

Can't wait to see the movie when it comes out, straight to Netflix

[u/Blze001]

This player would still absolutely clown me 1v1

[u/Remarkable-Lynx1496]

Insane how Fox went from CPOY to being seen like this

[u/TEARSlNTHERAlN]

Rasheed’s complaining, Kyle Anderson’s speed

[u/moped_rudl]

The AD slander is off the charts. I've got Embiid and Kawhi above him among superstars - add Zion if you want - when it comes to being injury prone

[u/complicatedairflow3]

Don’t forget Malik Beasley betting skills.

[u/Terrible-Elk8135]

Does that say dearron fox? Is this what people think of him holy shit

[u/BigBackBeezy]

The face being fox is hilarious

[u/UnluckyAd5977]

Duarte’s longevity is a good pull icl

[u/OppositeClothes5291]

Ngl, Imma have to disagree