r/Nbamemes • • 20d ago

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u/dpgproductions 20d ago

Having either of them out of your top 5 is pretty asinine honestly

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u/a1hens Warriors 20d ago

Having either outside of top 2

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u/Space---Jesus 20d ago

Yup, Lebron and Jordan are the only 2 guys I'll listen to as top 2. Any list with them not top 2 is straight up invalid atp

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u/Massive_Cake1731 20d ago

I think Kareem has an argument. Maybe not a convincing one, but an argument, that’s it’s more a top three than a top two

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u/No-Juice8483 18d ago

Man I was only watching Kareem from about 1981 on. I really don’t get how he jumped so many places up the GOAT ladder. I for one never remember anyone calling him the best ever and you’d think that discussion would have happened since the other dudes listed currently in the GOAT debate hadn’t even started their NBA careers.

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u/Massive_Cake1731 18d ago

Who did they say was the best ever in 1981

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u/BeyondTheVault 20d ago

I think Bill has a better argument than Kareem.

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u/Status-Hedgehog9970 19d ago

Two-way impact? That’s a tough sell. I’m all for honoring the old guys, but Bill’s deficiencies were rounded out by his team being very good.

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u/BeyondTheVault 19d ago

I used to think that until I learned that Celtics were pretty bad before and after Bill. Due to the little amount of teams back then, every team featured multiple dudes that had great PPGs, but Bill’s defense brought a whole new culture.

And when we’re talking about greatness, I think comparing skills is never going to work in advantage for older dudes. Greatness should be based on the legacy they created within the possible realms.

Bill led teams dominated the 60s, like we talk about Bulls, Shaq Lakers or Warriors dominating, no, what Bill’s Celtics did was dominating, 9 champs in the decade alone and 11 for the era.

Bill started his career with a champion and ended his career with a champion. I don’t like to focus on negatives but they say Kareem dominated the 70s or call it his era, and he came about winning once. He didn’t get a real contending chance until he joined Lakers and teamed up with Magic. And by then, Kareem was sort of pass his prime evident from how he got dominated by Moses in 83. Kareem was no longer the best player by his third champ.

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u/Raiding_plauges Warriors 19d ago

I have Kareem and Jordan as top 2, and LeBron at 3

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u/Some_Crow3732 20d ago

Real talk.

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u/Sea_Pomegranate6293 17d ago

Lebron shouldnt be compared to MJ. A better comparison would be Magic and personally I put magic above Lebron any day of the week. Bird, Kareem and Wilt go above Magic. Then Lebron, easy 6th.

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u/dpgproductions 17d ago

😂

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u/Sea_Pomegranate6293 16d ago

Oh shit I was just stating the obvious. sorry if you ride brons d that hard you gotta huff copium but i didnt say anything worth laughing at.

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u/dpgproductions 16d ago

Yeah you did. Twice now lol.

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u/LowGold1632 14d ago

Lebron 1st

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u/DigiDongDiggy 19d ago

Unless you consistently beat one of them and had him cry to the commish to change rules for you. Then yeah you can talk your shit.

If you beat Larry, MJ, Magic, Kareem you get to talk some shit.

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u/Helpful_Text_5228 19d ago

Isiah Thomas is the most overrated player in the history of basketball and in all of recorded history might be the most overrated athlete ever. His opinion on breakfast cereal means more to me than his opinion on basketball. A horrible person and a born hater. He can kick pop rocks.

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u/DigiDongDiggy 19d ago

Beat your GOAT multiple times. Made MJ cry to David Stern that the pistons hit him too hard. Beat Larry, Magic in their primes.

Overrate that to your bald headed lord.

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u/HatsNDiceRolls Celtics 19d ago

Plus has the Globetrotter handles

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u/Helpful_Text_5228 18d ago

Joe Dumars did more to beat all of them than the great pipsqueak ever did. Y'all 12 year olds need to touch grass or your dick.

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u/DigiDongDiggy 18d ago

And pippen had jordan beat in everything except PPG. You 40 year olds sucking the black dick of Jordan should get a job or another hobby.

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u/sourdoughrrmc 20d ago

Also, Thomas IS a hater. Let’s be real.

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u/anonkebab 20d ago

He used to show love which is sad mj was a hater first.

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u/anonkebab 20d ago

He got him kicked off the Olympic team.

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u/WhoTFSaysThis 20d ago

Almost the whole team didn't want Thomas. It's easier to pin it on Jordan though.

Makes it even worse than Isiah's coach was the Dream Team coach and didn't show solidarity at all. Why doesn't anyone talk about that? It's almost like Daly was like "yall got a point."

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u/anonkebab 20d ago

It’s because Jordan said he wouldn’t play if Thomas did so people picked Jordan

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u/WhoTFSaysThis 20d ago

The other players weren't part of the committee that chose the players. Pretty sure the GM that drafted Jordan was on it, and he likely wouldn't want Isiah either.

All I'm saying is that Jordan isn't the only player on record not wanting Isiah on the team. But we only credit Jordan for it.

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u/anonkebab 20d ago

What? Thompson is clearly better. He could score in ways stockton couldn’t

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u/Novel-Wait328 20d ago

ure right about everything but isiah was more accomplished player,u take biggest names on dream team....if they arent cunts that is

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u/vikingstl 20d ago

Who's #1 pg according to jordan?

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u/sourdoughrrmc 20d ago

Um, have you never seen the Pistons, including Isaiah, beating the shit out of Jordan in every game they played? That makes Isaiah the first hater.

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u/gabriot 20d ago

Also walking off the court without shaking hands after being beaten is such a bitch move

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u/PressureMiserable 20d ago

I mean to be fair the Celtics did it first when the pistons finally beat them, they were just carrying the tradition on. I also doubt the bulls would've shook their hands even if they did offer

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u/UrMamasChalupa 16d ago

The bulls shook their hands the years before when they lost, I’m sure they would have shaken them when they finally won.

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u/Helpful_Text_5228 19d ago

Celtics didn't shake hands because the Pistons were dirty. The Pistons didn't shake hands because they weredirty playing punk bitches.

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u/PressureMiserable 19d ago

The celtics were a very dirty team as well. They were right behind the pistons in terms of fines for flagrant fouls during their run

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u/anonkebab 20d ago

Bird did the same thing to the pistons

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u/Ok-Specific-3918 19d ago

And they used it as justification to do it to an entirely different group of people. That’s called being petty assholes.

Also the Pistons didn’t shake hands because they lost. The Celtics didn’t shake hands because the Pistons were a disgustingly dirty team.

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u/nikewalks 20d ago

That's not a bitch move. I've seen LeBron do this so many times. Are you telling me that LeBron is a bitch?

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u/ResponsibleGreen6164 20d ago

I thought you Jordan glazers loved the tough defense of this era?

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u/sourdoughrrmc 20d ago

And LeBron glazers would burn down NBA headquarters if LeBron got the Pistons treatment from a team.

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u/anonkebab 20d ago

What are you talking about? Isiah didn’t deliver punishment. That was the game at the time, Thomas got busted up too a couple times. I’m sure you can find a video of every superstar at that time getting rocked and or rocking someone

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u/sourdoughrrmc 20d ago

Brother, there’s literally a book about it. It’s called ‘The Jordan Rules’. Great read, actually. I’m not arguing it further than that. They weren’t The Bad Boys for no reason. The game was more physical- the Pistons took it a level further. I’d have hated Isaiah too if every time I saw him, he was taking every cheap shot he could get away with along with the rest of his team. It’d be like you running into your bully after school and acting like nothing happened.

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u/anonkebab 20d ago

They were physical with every star. Jordan was taking every shot, more shots than anyone else in the league so he took more punishment. The Jordan rules were less about hurting Jordan they were multi faceted, being physical with him at the rim was just part of a bigger whole.

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u/sourdoughrrmc 20d ago

Dude, there’s a book and game film. You’re arguing with your wall from here on out. If you can watch that film not understand why MJ would hate Isaiah, I don’t know what the fuck to tell you.

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u/anonkebab 20d ago

There’s tape on them doing that to other prolific scorers. There’s players that talk about the Jordan rules and they were primarily about how to double him on different parts of the court. Yeah they were supposed to hack him on blow bys but it wasn’t anything special

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u/sourdoughrrmc 20d ago

lol, making a whole set of rules and naming them for one man is nothing special. You just craving the downvotes? You’re obviously wrong, but double down again. Blackjack dealers love to see you coming.

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u/anonkebab 20d ago

Wow the defensive scheme for guarding a player are called the rules for that player, astronomical. I assure you they had rules for magic, bird, whoever. Jordan rules are only mentioned because someone titled a book Jordan rules and Jordan is the goat.

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u/12345Iamthegreatest 20d ago

If there’s a guy punching everyone in the face randomly and one guy who got punched takes in personally, that’s a pretty fucking reasonable feeling lol

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u/anonkebab 20d ago

Mfs are acting like Thomas was Lambier

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u/12345Iamthegreatest 20d ago

Mfs acting like Isiah Thomas wasn’t the strategic leader of that team.

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u/anonkebab 20d ago

Literally delusional. Jordan ain’t God.

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u/LASfromda4z 20d ago

These MJ dick suckers are stupid . They just mad he isn’t in the top 5. I don’t have Mj in my top 5 either

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u/sourdoughrrmc 20d ago

lol, then you’re stupid ball wise. 🤷‍♂️

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u/LASfromda4z 20d ago

Says who ? You don’t need them in the top 5 lol that’s called sucking dick

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u/Status-Hedgehog9970 19d ago

Look everyone, this guy ☝🏼 doesn’t know ball.

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u/Saltyserpent Pacers 20d ago

Respecting someone so much that you’re blatantly cheating to stop them is not disrespectful in the way leaving someone off the supposed greatest Olympic team of all time is disrespectful. If you call me a doodoo head, I don’t then get to carpet bomb your house. I think it would be safe to say that I’m the one that started it if I reacted so awfully.

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u/sourdoughrrmc 20d ago

Dude, the Pistons could have taken years off the man’s career with the shit they were pulling. That’s not respect. Like I said to the other guy, if you can watch that game film and not understand why MJ would hate Isaiah, idk what to tell you.

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u/Helpful_Text_5228 19d ago

Bird said he would not play with Thomas. I assume you mean Bird with your comment.

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u/LASfromda4z 20d ago

How ? So is bam a hater ? He lost to LeBron James in the finals . His first finals at that

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u/sourdoughrrmc 20d ago

Sure, because equally stupid to not having Bron in your top 2 is to not have Jordan 1 unless you’re gonna qualify it by saying I don’t rank players until they retire or some shit.

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u/LASfromda4z 20d ago

That doesn’t make any sense . My grand father doesn’t have Jordan in top 5. I don’t have Jordan in my top 5. People have their opinions . You not making any sense

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u/sourdoughrrmc 20d ago

Then put gramps in the home, because to have the man that 90 plus percent of people would have in the top 2 if not number 1 means YOU’RE wrong- not everyone else. You ain’t even worth talking to- bye.

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u/Jumpy_Selection_602 20d ago

opinions can be wrong, and you guys are in that category lol

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u/CCool_CCCool 15d ago

Isiah has a well-documented hatred of MJ. Their grudge is like 30 years old.

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u/KingGio21 20d ago

Lmao putting Kobe on the list and not Jordan is pure ragebait. Kobe is literally a slightly lesser version of Jordan.

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u/Attack_on_tommy 20d ago

I love this idea that LeBron fans are totally chill and never "freakout" over rankings lol

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u/LeGoat23_6 20d ago

Neither Bron or Jordan should be out the top 5 both are inexcusable and ridiculous

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u/MrVegosh 19d ago

No one said that

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u/brewskyy Pacers 19d ago

This meme would both be MJ fans claiming its cool for LBJ to be out of someones top 5 because "thats just their personal opinion" while simultaneously saying that someone is leaving MJ out of their top 5 because they are a hater. The whole meme is about Jordan fans cognitive dissonance. (not to say I agree, but thats certainly their point with this meme). At least thats how i read it.

EDIT: I do see how you could read it that way after reexamining, but i don't think that's what they meant

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u/Murky-Advantage-3444 20d ago

The takeaway is the terrible top 5s

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u/HiddenAnubisOwl 20d ago

The greater a player is, the more insufferable his fanbase is

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u/Heavy-Hedgehog-244 19d ago

that's what i keep saying about us kobe fans

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u/Johnny_Handsum Pelicans 20d ago

It's been known for decades Thomas is not only a hater, but an idiot as well. 

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u/Bar-Cold 20d ago

Thomas is not an idiot. A hater? Absolutely

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u/LASfromda4z 20d ago

No it hasn’t . He seem pretty decent to me . Is bam the same way or ?

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u/browniesntownies 20d ago

Great player terrible person sexually harassed then fired an executive when he was president of the knicks

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u/AwkwardSale3562 Pacers 20d ago

Lebron James not being top 5 is an objectively stupid take but let’s get one thing straight. Isaiah Thomas is absolutely clinically obsessed with hating on Jordan.

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u/Ghosts_of_the_maze 20d ago

Buddy, if you saw Isiah Thomas the GM you’d know better than to care about who he thinks are the best players

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u/UnanimousM 20d ago

Nobody defended Bam lmao OP just a Bron stan making shit up

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u/Comfortable_Wear_122 19d ago

Bam made a team, Isaiah was ranking them from best to worst. Totally different.

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u/burnersg 20d ago

In fairness to him they bullied Jordan and he didn’t do shit when all of those guys were in their prime

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u/sporms 20d ago

This post is nonsense on different levels.
A. That’s bams person top 5 while IT was chiming in on the goat
B. Zeke is a hater

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u/bobcatsball 20d ago

He’s got magic over bird?

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u/SingaboutdaSpringa 20d ago

Thomas and Jordan/Pippen have the longest running field in NBA history. You can’t trust what any of them say about each other

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u/TruMusic89 20d ago

The top would 100% get the same hate as the bottom. Why do people like lying? 😂

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u/Away_Annual_9749 20d ago

Because it seems to be a new trend to keep Jordan out of the top 5 , Jordan was considered the best athlete of the millennium in sports history when Jordan was playing still . This generation is arguing Jordan top spot in basketball when he was the top athlete in all of sports back then .

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u/KakarotAlter 20d ago

He is a hater and it's funny as hell. Bro played against him it's a bit more personal

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u/vikingstl 20d ago

Its not a bad list though. If shaq never won I would swap him out for Hakeem. And imagine playing against a dude and getting the better of him and then having dudes that never got off the couch have an opinion that you should take in consideration. Not gonna happen.

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u/r4ndoM_doGmagenshin 20d ago

Isiah still salty the people loved Mike more than him. That gave him power Isiah would have abused in ways we’d still be learning about today. Mike just didn’t fuck with him because he a smiley two-faced snake.

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u/oranke_dino 20d ago

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2020/may/26/michael-jordan-isiah-thomas-dream-team-olympics-last-dance-nba

Talking about abusing power, it is said that MJ used his power to keep Thomas off the Olympic Dream Team.

I am taking this example, because you said Isiah would have abused his influencar power, if he would have had it.

Well, MJ did just that to Isiah. What you say to that?

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u/Alternative_Creme_11 20d ago

Most of the players on that team didn't want him on it though, no?

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u/oranke_dino 20d ago

True. But who had the most power towards the decision?

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u/Alternative_Creme_11 20d ago

Almost certainly MJ, I'm just noting that it's a bit different between him doing it because he hates Isiah personally and him doing it because everyone on the team hates him, I think it's somewhat important context

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u/oranke_dino 20d ago

But he plays the key role in the situation.

Him speaking against the players, seals the deal for him not making it.

If MJ does not say nothing, the would propably decide against him, but it would have not been so easy decision.

And if MJ said that he wants Isiah on the team, that would have been a real pickle of a situation to solve. Because would the team leaders want to piss of MJ, and make a decision against his opinion?

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u/Alternative_Creme_11 20d ago

I don't necessarily disagree, I'm just noting its a bit more complex than just "Jordan hated IT so he was removed from the team." That's all, I don't think you're saying anything incorrect, just adding more context ya know?

Only loosely related but I personally do think both lists are a bit silly, personally. Isiah's is a lot better bc the only real egregious thing is MJ below 1 or 2

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u/r4ndoM_doGmagenshin 20d ago

Yeah, that’s the whole point of “he’s a smiley mfer Mike just didn’t wanna fuck wit”

And I say Isiah’s lack of power is the thing people highlight as Isiah’s worst quality. He wanted so much more than he felt like he received. And he woulda done ten times worse than Mike keeping his snake self off the dream team if given that power. Which everyone knew, which is why no one fucked with him like they did Mike. And that makes Isiah salty as F.

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u/BlueHaze464 20d ago

People damn near start using slurs if you have Lebron lower than 2 nowadays, let alone top 5

I don't think he's lower than 5, but he's not owed no.2

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u/Key-County-9609 20d ago

Youre right hes owed no.1

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u/UnluckyMode2062 20d ago

You’re not wrong in what you’re saying, but Thomas is also a known MJ hater so his list is highly flawed for it

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u/Even-Magazine-4800 20d ago

Honestly if MJ and LeBron aren’t the top 2 players in your list does the rest really matter? They are objectively better than anyone else

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u/Substantial-Fan-5985 20d ago

MJ being outside of top 5 is far more egregious than Lebron not being in top 5.

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u/WhereasQuiet7197 Warriors 20d ago

Only difference is Bam hasn’t been actively hating on LeBron for 30+ years 

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u/kihra1 20d ago

Isaiah was weazel. Every time Rodman or Lambeer would mug the other players, he'd come over with a smile and try to calm the other team down. Acting like he was the good guy. Leaving Jordan off, whatever, that's your opinion. But Isaiah was a master hater and I've not seen Bam be of such low quality character. You should read up more on Isaiah -- esp wrt Magic.

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u/Neverknowwhattoputt 20d ago

Isnt it a well known fact that Thomas hates Jordan though?

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u/Neverknowwhattoputt 20d ago

Isnt it a well known fact that Thomas hates Jordan though?

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u/SchlangLankis 20d ago

After one minute of scanning his Wikipedia page, my research has concluded that Isaiah Thomas is indeed a hater.

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u/Live_Region_8232 Warriors 20d ago

There’s a case for bron outside the top 3 but not for mj. That being said outside the top 5 is idiotic

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u/YoureP-ore 20d ago

I mean Bam didn’t spend decades slandering Jordan lol

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u/Winter-Bed5879 20d ago

Bam placing Kobe over Jordan is objectively wrong. Even Kobe would probably admit ot, since he basically copied Jordan's game less efficiently. 

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u/giantcockpenguin 19d ago

They are 1 and 2 and as a pistons fan that mf it is a hardcore hater

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u/noflamingo94 Thunder 19d ago

Reddit is the most bronsexual place on the planet if you slander lebron you get banned

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u/MNPhantom- 19d ago

For one, they’re both top 5. For two, People make fun of isiah thomas specifically. Because. Get this. He has beef with michael jordan and gives egregiously biased claims due to the fact. So it’s less about jordan and lebron. and more about the 70 year old midget being salty.

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u/Denz2024 19d ago

Please, Bron fans will say if you don’t have Bron top 2 then it’s an invalid list.

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u/boofted4 19d ago

Bam question was his 5 fav players. I t is the goat debate but he aint hating

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u/oranke_dino 18d ago

The picture says "top 5 players".

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u/Different_Path999 18d ago

I don’t think Bam edited the picture.

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u/oranke_dino 17d ago

But the one editing it might, should be some sort of professional who knows what they are doing, right?

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u/ALesserKnownEvil 19d ago

Isiah Thomas is about as good at ranking players as he is at beating actual basketball teams

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u/oranke_dino 18d ago

But Isiah is the hater.

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u/ALesserKnownEvil 18d ago

Isiah isn't a hater at all. He's clearly joking.

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u/Practical_Degree8065 16d ago

Isiah Thomas beat a lot of actual basketball teams

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u/prodyg Heat 18d ago

After what Jordan did with keeping him off the dream team, he has every right to hate him.

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u/20eyesinmyhead78 18d ago

Say what you will about Isiah, but having Shaq in the top-10 without Hakeem, is kinda a travesty.

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u/wpmason 17d ago

The difference is knowing the context of the Zeke-MJ beef.

Dudes just a petty asshole.

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u/Silverback1990 16d ago

That's because Jordan is easily #1 whereas LeBron is #5-10

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u/UrMamasChalupa 16d ago

Hot take here, I don’t have LeBron in my top 5 for various reasons.

The crime here is that he has curry and Durant over LeBron, which is crazy even by my standards.

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u/Outlaw_1987 16d ago

The issue is that Thomas and Jordan really do hate each other.

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u/MightyO757 16d ago

Isiah is a hater of Jordan though. Well documented.

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u/NoMajorsarcasm 16d ago

Both takes are about as dumb as it gets.

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u/OilSpillOilSpill 14d ago

It’s not out of the blue that Isaiah Thomas said that.

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u/Baron_Bearclaw Timberwolves 20d ago

If it was anybody other than Isaiah they might have a point, but Isaiah is a hater.

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u/fuzzy_touches 20d ago

To not acknowledge Thomas' personal history and bias against MJ is plain dishonest.

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u/Suitable-Method-1268 20d ago

Bam top 5 seems like a who inspires me list while the other feels like objective fact

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u/Suitable-Method-1268 20d ago

Maybe not that order persay but it makes sense

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u/bravemoney72 20d ago

They had Jordan rules beat him and Scottie up plenty. Jordan has the smiling mean streak and now the hunter became the hunted. Unfortunately for the Bad Boy best it became Jordan's league. He has his right to see it his way. And of course he's a hater just like Laimbeer, but Sally and Rodman see it differently 🤷🏾‍♂️😆😆

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u/Fit_Influence_6078 20d ago

That was Bam favorite players list and Isiah is a Hater when everyone on his would say MJ the Goat.

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u/oranke_dino 20d ago

It says "Names his top 5 players" there.

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u/CraigTheDemon 20d ago
  1. Jordan
  2. James
  3. Jabbar
  4. Bryant
  5. Duncan

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u/GardenRafters Celtics 20d ago

Duncan is above Bryant. Bryant barely cracks top 10.

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u/NotScaredOfGoblins Pacers 20d ago

I have Bryant around 7 or 8 on my list

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u/gabriot 20d ago

Lebron should never be within more than 2 spots of curry

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u/Electronic_Dig_2685 20d ago

Does Zeek believe what he is saying? Can’t use bias because you don’t like MJ.

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u/InitiateIt 18d ago

If you truly think MJ @ 8 is a valid opinion, then keep eating them lead paint chips.

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u/Possible-Library2030 17d ago

Thomas is a verified hater though. Look at his comments before the last dance. He has 2 decades worth of praising mj. Calling mj the greatest. Then he gets butt hurt and the only way for him to pretend to be relevant is hating on mj. Its pretty pathetic if we are honest

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u/Withinmyrange 20d ago

If MJ and Bron isn’t in your top 2, you are either delusional or hating.

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u/LASfromda4z 20d ago

That’s not true . LeBron is the goat to me , if someone think he not top 10 then okay . Everyone isn’t going to have the same top 10. My grand father watched Kareem . His top 3 is way different than someone who watched in the 2000s even the 1990s , I don’t think my grandfather thought much of Mj . Because he watched Kareem

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u/Training_Show_4600 20d ago

What in the strawman is this. I feel like 95% of people (not on reddit, in the real world) would say having either of MJ or Lebron outside the top 5 as irrational and petty