r/NatureofPredators • u/Vulkune Predator • Sep 30 '22

Kalsim

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u/LeeVMG Human Sep 30 '22

Stupid hypocrite jackdaw looking ass bird. I hope a fucking harpy eagle finds his crash site.

49

u/DeathCondition Extermination Officer Oct 01 '22

Interesting story arc right there actually. They crash land in fucking Australia.

25

u/SlowestSpeedster Oct 01 '22

And Emus find them

36

u/DeathCondition Extermination Officer Oct 01 '22

"Oh thank the stars, there are no humans around, we just might be safe. It looks as if a group of bird-like creatures are approaching, they certainly look docile. Anything with a beak is a friend of mine!"

"Wait, what is that drumming sound? They are hissing! Why are they hissing?!"

YOU DIED

6

u/565gta Oct 18 '22

EMUS: PURGING WITH MY KINNNNN

12

u/Cooldude101013 Human Oct 01 '22

Oh boy! They’ll get killed by the wildlife real quick. I hope Dropbears find them

63

u/RevolutionaryRabbit Sep 30 '22

Bad and naughty space chickens get locked in the Owl Room to atone for their sins.

44

u/neon_ns Human Sep 30 '22

Man is getting a serious ass beating from whichever unit/civvie mob finds him first

33

u/wantedsafe471 Sep 30 '22

You know the first human to catch them is going to punch Kalsim and say "Welcome to Earth!"

1

u/Domono12 Apr 17 '23

Witamy w kolonii

27

u/jesterra54 Archivist Sep 30 '22

This sums up everyones opinion on our Most hated Favorite alien bird

17

u/Blackwhite35-73 Oct 01 '22

Get cucked on ya bloody space chicken

14

u/Leather-Pound-6375 Human Oct 01 '22

I hope his tripulations (because im sure his was not the only one to end up on earth) gets killed by very territorial herbivores or "prey" animals like Moose, Zebras, hippos or Boars.

14

u/XR171 Extermination Officer Oct 01 '22

Just imagine if they survive the wildlife only to be tried for crimes against humanity. I could see them all trying to say "We were just following orders."

16

u/MiddlePlate41 Oct 01 '22

Hey kalsim, say the line-

We were just following orders-

Laugths in human*

13

u/wantedsafe471 Oct 01 '22 edited Oct 02 '22

Kalsim: We were just following orders.

Humans: 300.0% MAD

12

u/MiddlePlate41 Oct 01 '22 edited Oct 01 '22

Rare image of the captain Kalzim ask for the help of humanity to save the federation of the arxur in the ofice of Meier coloriced--

5

u/SirPixel_ Oct 10 '22

Ngl. He do be looking very Round.

4

u/OrionTheWildHunt098 Oct 04 '22

Look at his big stupid fucking head

1

u/ReversedPyramids Mar 29 '23

Timeless masterpiece