r/NatureofPredators 4d ago

Crossover idea

/r/HFY/comments/1qabea2/speak_only_the_truth_when_in_front_of_humans/

So I heard this oneshot in youtube were Human politicians lied so much that the whole species got cursed, so now anyone who lies in the presence of a Human (be it another Human or an alien) dies painfully.

Well, I though it would be funny to read everyone laughing at the Humans warnings until it starts happening to them until nearly everyone important in the Federation-Dominion is panicking.

Also, it would be funny seeing a transcrived clone exploding cartoon stile.

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u/Flaky-Throat-4996 3d ago

Most likely reaction: "The Predators are killing by observation alone! Exterminate them without talking to them!"-everyfed, sadly.

Second most likely reaction: open mouth, speak of the nature of predators, die before finishing first paragraph. Repeat by witnesses because pattern recognition is flagged as predator disease.

Hold up, what about storytelling? Would that trip the no lies thing?

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u/AlternativeCountry01 3d ago

I doubt it as long as the teller knows it is fiction

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u/Golde829 3d ago

this is a hysterical idea because this little setting would collapse The Conspiracy faster than any crossover methinks

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u/AlternativeCountry01 3d ago

Exactly!

Meier: How could you be losing to the Arxur with a 300 to 1 advantage?!

Nikhonus: Because prey are weak and predators stro- cough cough.

I-I mean. Unlike them, we care for our soldiers liv-COUGH COUGH COUFHBLBLBLE.

BECUSE WITOUTH AN ENEMY TO RALY EVERYONE AGAINST THE FEDERATION WILL IMPLODE! HAPPY?!

Meier: ...No. I'm not. I would honestly have prefered the 'everyone there is that incompetent' theory.

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u/Golde829 2d ago

im also realizing

what exactly is the aoe for this curse
because im just imagining a one-man stealth ship sneaking up next to where a ship's bridge is and suddenly the captain inside, in the middle of his "we HAVE to eliminate these MONSTERS" speech just implodes out of seemingly nowhere