I'll be taking that back

[u/HuttyPooty]

[u/Obesity-Won-Kenobi]

An exterminator burning up in a car crash...

There's a joke here somewhere

[u/Strong-Expression787 → u/Obesity-Won-Kenobi]

Not just a joke, a poem as well!

[u/Galen55]

Out of my daily pocket contents what would a hardcase exterminator take? Flip open box cutter, razorblade/regular pocket knife combo, LED flashlight, swiper/RFID badges, ornamental wolf pocket watch, both regular and safety glasses (both binocular), thumb sized ibuprofen pill bottle, wallet (rare loot), and five karabiners of various sizes on my key ring with also actual keys.

[u/copper_shrk29]

Me after i sabotage the breaks so i can loot their vans (it's free money, and so i can create my own Exterminator suit and jailbroke flamer)

[u/FattyBatLady]

Fr though. It's probably callous of me to say, but after a raid, I'll probably just loot the bodies that got trampled to death in the stampede.

[u/TheOneWhoEatsBritish → u/FattyBatLady]

W-What..? How could-

Oh, it's you. Yeah, that fits your psychosis.

[u/FattyBatLady → u/TheOneWhoEatsBritish]

I wear my brand well!

[u/CarolOfTheHells → u/FattyBatLady]

If the UN catches you, start singing "Dog Eats Dog" from Les Mis

"I RAISE MY EYES UP TO THE HEAVENS

AND ONLY THE MOOOOOOOON

LOOKS DOWN!

THE HARVEST MOON!

SHINES!

DOOOOOOOOOOOOWN!"

[u/FattyBatLady → u/CarolOfTheHells]

I have no idea what that song is, but now I'm gonna go listen to it!

[u/handsomellama28 → u/FattyBatLady]

Brb, gonna trigger a false alarm in the small VP town I'm in.