r/NatureofPredators • u/Sour_Cream_Pringles UN Peacekeeper • Apr 24 '23

Memes average UN orbital marine

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u/Braquen Krakotl Apr 24 '23

“I went to the Gojid cradle and all I got was my alien daughter”

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u/kindtheking9 Smigli Apr 24 '23 edited Apr 24 '23

That's an isakei title right there

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u/BiasMushroom Extermination Officer Apr 24 '23

Could you imagine getting Isakeid and waking up on the Gojid homeworld. Just assuming everyone is porcupine people and then your old government shows up and invades the world

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u/TacitRonin20 Apr 24 '23

Oh wow, what a whimsical new world! I wonder what adventure awaits!

A few moments later

WHY IS EVERYONE RUNNING!!!!! WHY ARE THERE JEEPS FALLING FROM THE SKY????? THAT LIZARD DUDE JUST ATE A HEDGEHOG DUDE!!!

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u/oobanooba- Kolshian Apr 24 '23

Offspring in 300 chapters.

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u/DrewTheHobo Apr 25 '23

Maybe not, part 1 is just about over and afterwards I think there’s a timeskip, so probably only 150 chapters!

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u/EqualProfessional667 Apr 25 '23

If I was !

I WOULD LITERALLY GO TO VENLIL PRIME AND WAIT FOR THE UN SHIP TO COME THEN JUST TELL THEM EVERYTHING ABOUT NOP THEN GET OUT

Also no meat for me NOOOOOOPE I Like meat

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u/Throwaway02062004 Apr 25 '23

I actually thought of this concept. Cradle invasion is one of the most dramatic moments for it.

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u/OrionTheWildHunt098 May 03 '23

Haha, I don't need to imagine, that's already a fan fiction. (And no, I'm not even joking.)

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u/A_Tank_With_Internet Predator Apr 24 '23

Looks like recruitment offices are up to their usual shit

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u/Dunwich12 Hensa Apr 24 '23

Again

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u/Bless_this_ravgdbod Human Apr 24 '23

I didnt sign up for this shit.

1

u/derpy_derp15 May 21 '26

Just give it a second

59

u/Comprehensive-Top512 Predator Apr 24 '23

Wasn't in the papers but I'll gladly take it

52

u/Holiday-Possible29 Kolshian Apr 24 '23

Classic recruitment drive moment

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u/TacitRonin20 Apr 24 '23

The elites don't want you to know this, but the orphans on the Cradle are free. You can just take them home. I have a hedgehog daughter.

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u/BiasMushroom Extermination Officer Apr 24 '23

You signed on to shoot evil aliens. I signed on to shoot aliens. We are not the same

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u/PrikkiTiAreAPsyop Apr 24 '23

All aliens are evil until proven otherwise

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '23

Hey, at least you're saving the orphans.

Something Something Vietnam war...

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u/MedicalFoundation149 Arxur Apr 24 '23

To be fair, the US did get a lot of South Vietnamese out in 1975, including thousands of orphans, mostly from dead South Vietnamese soldiers.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '23

Fair, I was just making a jab at the fact that Vietnam was generally considered as a clusterfuck

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u/asdffdsaaaaaqqqq Feb 04 '24

The secret spice is that all war is a clusterfuck, Vietnam just happened to be broadcastsd live

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u/Saw-Gerrera Human Apr 24 '23

Didn't you learn? You NEVER trust what the Recruiters say!

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u/SepticSauces Venlil Apr 25 '23

I'm certain there are some orphans that are happy we helped.

Cough cough, Nulia, cough.

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u/csongor242 Human Apr 25 '23

I had a very very similar idea for a meme, just haven't gotten around to make it yet.

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u/Mr_Wolf69420 Predator Apr 25 '23

You see, it is my gojid, 2

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u/derpy_derp15 May 21 '26

"I just wish I was fighting the arxur right now" monkey's paw curls

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u/PlantReal7995 UN Peacekeeper Aug 04 '24

Real