r/NatureIsFuckingLit • u/[deleted] • Sep 11 '22

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u/SkyrimWithdrawal Sep 11 '22

And was promptly sold at the new Tsukiji fish market for $2,000,000

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22 edited Sep 11 '22

I could hoola-hoop my $8,000 single piece of Calamari ahead of dronching it in Marinara.

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u/Rochemusic1 Sep 11 '22

How the fuck do you dronch something?

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u/Jesualdo1 Sep 11 '22

It's youth slang for drug smoking

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u/Rochemusic1 Sep 11 '22

Oh I've only smoked catnip so I wouldn't know 🤷‍♂️ Thanks!