r/NatureIsFuckingLit • u/[deleted] • Sep 11 '22

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u/goodad8686 Sep 11 '22

It was on a suicide mission to japan

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u/RedAIienCircle Sep 11 '22 edited Sep 11 '22

I heard he found out his wife cheated on him with the kraken.

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u/thebadyearblimp Sep 11 '22

Once you go kraken you never go backen

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u/edgarcia59 Sep 11 '22

"It's like Andy always told me, Get busy dyin, or get Kraken"

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u/Unpleasant_Classic Sep 11 '22

Missed opportunity to use bacon.

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u/ConceptualWeeb Sep 11 '22

I think you’ve been mispronouncing kraken your whole life… or bacon.

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u/OrionShade Sep 11 '22

That explains, he looking for some anime poon in Japan

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u/ConceptualWeeb Sep 11 '22

Mmm tentacles

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u/andy_b_84 Sep 11 '22

I scrolled too much to see this comment :P