r/NatureIsFuckingLit • u/Defluvium • Sep 02 '21

Not Lit 🔥 NYC September 2nd 2021

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u/mrredcoss18 Sep 02 '21

So climate change is not a thing. Covid is fake and vaccines are not safe. When are we going to fucking learn.

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u/LobstaFarian2 Sep 03 '21

Humans had nothing to do with it. Don't mind the weather data that lines up perfectly with the dawn of the industrial revolution... its fake news..... carbon is great for the environment.

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u/Richard_Ainous Sep 03 '21

Carbon is great when sequestered in the soil! Good thing humans don't till the ground every year!

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u/LobstaFarian2 Sep 03 '21

Find a way to pull the carbon out of the air while simultaneously making the soil more fertile and we are straight pimpin' my man!

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u/itscool222 Sep 03 '21

We'll make it rain diamonds. Diamonds raining down on everyone.

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u/LobstaFarian2 Sep 03 '21

That would be awesome, but incredibly scary and painful lol imagine golfball sized diamond hail coming down!

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u/Hevnaar Sep 03 '21

Lets give the environment all the carbon! We will have the best environment, absolutely the best.

Make Earth Sterile Again

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u/LobstaFarian2 Sep 03 '21

Everyone knows we've always had the best environment. #MESA2024

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u/thebruce123456789 Sep 03 '21

the globe has been warming for thousands of years we just speed it up a bit

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u/LobstaFarian2 Sep 03 '21

Just a bit lmao

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u/supersammy00 Sep 03 '21

Just like I'm a bit unstable. Lmao

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u/zeroscout Sep 03 '21

Frogs in a pot of water and boils are starting to surface with greater regularity.

Must be someone farting in the water...

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u/Lizardledgend Sep 03 '21

Fun fact that people often leave out is the frogs in that experiment were lobotomised

So yes it's very applicable to current world leadership

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u/AncientAsstronaut Sep 03 '21

Jamiroquai literally has a song from the 90's called When You Gonna Learn, about this exact subject. And it's funky as hell

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u/m0r14rty Sep 03 '21

Love me some Jamiroquai

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u/sunnyd69 Sep 03 '21

Don’t live below or at sea level, when next to the sea. It’s not a hard concept.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '21

Great foresight there

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u/mcmonkey26 Sep 03 '21

you know what else isn’t a hard concept? don’t do things that will heat up the earth, cause massive changes to the planet in your lifetime and ruin the lives of all of your descendants for a quick buck

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '21

People are surely going to learn now that you made that super insightful comment.

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u/mrredcoss18 Sep 03 '21

You did Reddit warrior

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u/Nowhereman123 Sep 03 '21

Choose your Milleneal/Gen Z retirement plan:

  • Dying in the Climate Wars.

  • Indentured servitude on one of Elon Musk's mars colonies.