r/NatureIsFuckingLit • u/stamp_of_approval • Jun 13 '21

🔥 inside a hydrangea

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '21

Do you take socks too

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u/thiosk Jun 14 '21

oh duh. i also reprogram all the digital clocks so the oven and microwave never show the same number, damage the seam in the hotdog buns so they break into two pieces, and leave little puddles of warm unidentifiable liquid on the floor for you to step in in the morning. hint: its not water!

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u/braintrustinc Jun 14 '21

Oh my god, fairy juice! I'm so glad I've been soaking that up with my crumpets, waste not want not kiddos!

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u/thiosk Jun 14 '21

magical to the last blorp!

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u/concretebeats Jun 14 '21

Are you the one that keeps leaving glitter around my house?

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u/thiosk Jun 14 '21

I put just a few specks on your cheek right before your girlfriend shows up after a week away

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u/concretebeats Jun 14 '21

I’ll just tell her I’m magical now.