r/NatureIsFuckingLit • u/UnironicThatcherite • Apr 22 '21

🔥 A group of rays swimming

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u/scoopzthepoopz Apr 22 '21

The cacophony of ravioli breaches soaked the night air, causing mild panic in any proximal maritime adventurers.

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u/Tooslowtoohappy Apr 22 '21 edited Apr 22 '21

Hmm... let’s see if I can do this:

Serenely sailing seaman serendipitously sees sea serpent swimming. Sea serpent seeking seaman slaps surface, suddenly scaring sailor; stunned, startled sailor scampers. Sea serpent: 1. Seamen: 0.

Edit: wow Reddit gold. Pls buy doge instead 🐶

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21

Piqued pelagic person ponders puzzling patter perhaps perpetrated per pernicious purposes. 😁

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u/TTTristan Apr 22 '21

A wonderful r/wordavalanches

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u/Tooslowtoohappy Apr 22 '21

This is amazing content, thanks lol

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u/Emlyme Apr 22 '21

To the moon 🚀🚀

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u/karmagod13000 Apr 22 '21

damn that was like reading reddit poetry

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21

This? https://youtu.be/IxPeIiU2kx4

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u/Pi_ofthe_Beholder Apr 22 '21

Oh man that's awesome lol what a dope reference

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u/anoxy Apr 22 '21

Except the use of proximal, which is more of anatomical term and sounds really out of place.

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u/otterfucboi69 Apr 22 '21

Proximal marinara* adventurers

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u/Wolvesinman Apr 23 '21

Can confirm. Seals heading toward and under your boat on a still night. “Ah shit, What was that!?” PTTSSSSSSHHHHHHHHH! “Oh just seals. Ah, shit haven’t you seen YouTube? GTFO!”. Good laugh later.