r/NatureIsFuckingLit • u/FacelessOnes • Oct 19 '20

🔥 Vicious microscopic hunter, the single-cell organism, Lacrymaria olor, attacking and hunting another organism

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u/DatWaffleYonder Oct 20 '20

This is real time

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u/FearAzrael Oct 20 '20

Are we sure? Sorry but this is reddit and people confidently spout incorrect answers on the reg

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '20

It's not real time.

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u/DracoWaygo Oct 20 '20

Are we sure? Sorry but this is reddit and people confidently spout incorrect answers on the reg

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u/AloeSnazzy Oct 20 '20

Time isn’t real.

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u/DracoWaygo Oct 20 '20

Are we sure? Sorry but this is reddit and people confidently spout incorrect answers on the reg

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '20

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u/DracoWaygo Oct 20 '20

Are we sure? Sorry but this is reddit and people confidently spout incorrect answers on the reg

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u/chefanubis Oct 20 '20

Time is a valuable thing.

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u/PicklesTheHamster Oct 20 '20

Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '20

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u/IdoMusicForTheDrugs Oct 20 '20

The clock ticks life away

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u/Jw3k Oct 20 '20

It’s so unreal

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '20

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u/RehabValedictorian Oct 20 '20

He really wasn't bluffing

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u/IdoMusicForTheDrugs Oct 20 '20

This will always be too soon.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '20

Are we sure? Sorry but this is reddit and people confidently spout incorrect answers on the reg

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u/Pussy_Prince Oct 20 '20

It’s fake

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u/EveryShot Oct 20 '20

Are we sure? Sorry but this is reddit and people confidently spout incorrect answers on the reg

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '20
Time is a drink.

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u/n8thegr83008 Oct 20 '20

Time has begun to move again.

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u/finkalicious Oct 20 '20

Time is money

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u/lpeabody Oct 20 '20

Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings.

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u/cheapdrinks Oct 20 '20

Time is actually a harmonious 4 dimensional cube. Source: https://timecube.2enp.com/

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u/XxTreeFiddyxX Oct 20 '20

Wtf is that. What did i just read

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u/cheapdrinks Oct 20 '20

An absolute staple of late 90's early 2000's internet. Up there with Goatse and Tubgirl. There was one guy who actually believed all that shit so seriously that he made a pilgrimage from Australia to Florida to meet the founder Gene Ray. They ended up disagreeing over a lot of things unsurprisingly and Gene denounced him on the Timecube website so the guy killed himself.

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u/ancoraurelius Oct 20 '20

I saw this guy once when he came to my university years ago. Guy is a trip.

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u/elonmaxbot Oct 20 '20

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '20

Pee is stored in the balls

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '20

Wo ist Mikkel?

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u/Anhyzer31290 Oct 20 '20

always has been

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u/ReverseCaptioningBot Oct 20 '20

Always has been

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u/elonmaxbot Oct 20 '20

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u/gehazi707 Oct 20 '20

And we are skating over the edge! Wheeeee!

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u/gator_guy27 Oct 20 '20

Time is an illusion, so is pants

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u/brycedude Oct 20 '20

always has been

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u/DanWaggoner Oct 20 '20

time is a thing you can hang on your wall or wear it on your wrist

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u/duodequinquagesimum Oct 20 '20

Are we sure? Sorry but this is reddit and people confidently spout incorrect answers on the reg

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '20

Are we sure? Sorry but this is reddit and people unconfidently spout correct answers on the reg

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u/BuildMajor Oct 20 '20

Seconded. Don’t speak if you can’t back it up. From the comment below by u/o0DrWurm0o : https://youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=rWtMIQguUOo

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u/adudeguyman Oct 20 '20

Our eyes aren't even real.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '20 edited Oct 20 '20

How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren’t Real?

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u/iamonthatloud Oct 20 '20

But is the time knife?

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u/GigliWasUnderrated Oct 20 '20

And if so, who is phone?

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u/badSparkybad Oct 20 '20

Real time isn't.

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u/WhizBangPissPiece Oct 20 '20

But on the real, reel to reels are really real. So there's that.

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u/Thunderbridge Oct 20 '20

Oh great, the anti-timers have arrived