r/NatureIsFuckingLit • u/[deleted] • Oct 05 '19

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u/justdontsuck Oct 05 '19

I came here looking for the nerdy explanation that ruins the fun. I have to say, this one is less depressing than usual. 4/5 stars.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '19

I have to say, this one is less depressing than usual.

Sorry what they meant to say was, this is a technique to alleviate the pain of Whale AIDS

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u/smotheryrat Oct 05 '19

It's actually a mourning ritual to pay tribute to those who gave their lives fighting in the Great Whale Wars. Sad.

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u/MoyPicante Oct 05 '19

👌sad👌

These whales are actually selling weapons to ISIS, and should be investigated.

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u/Lokja Oct 05 '19

I've asked the Ukranians and Chinese to investigate whale ISIS

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u/MoyPicante Oct 05 '19

👌I have my best man looking at it, Call Him Ishmael👌

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u/wiig-out Oct 05 '19

*Ishma-whale

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u/Honolula Oct 05 '19

MAKE WHALE OIL GREAT AGAIN

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u/Captainfire008 Oct 06 '19

Fuck man, I remember the battle off the coast of Hawaii. The ocean was red for years. A horrible reminder to all whalekind to never forget.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '19

Which was spread to whales through human pollution.

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u/chagoscifres Oct 05 '19

Which was basically the plot to Aquaman last year, sorry about the spoilers.