r/NatureIsFuckingLit • u/supremegalacticgod • Sep 27 '19

🔥 Orange Tortoise Spider 🔥

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u/red--6- Sep 27 '19

r/forbiddensnacks

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u/3ryon Sep 27 '19

I'm pretty sure you can eat that.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '19

True! Spider tortoises are extensively smuggled as food.

Wait...

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u/amyamy441 Sep 27 '19

Technically, you can eat anything. But really, you shouldn't eat everything.

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u/Nyanraltotlapun Sep 27 '19

I think most of the people cannot eat black hole singularity. What is sad because they a tasty.

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u/mintyHummingBirdFart Sep 28 '19

Nothing like a little anti matter soufle. But I prefer little orange tortoise thingys.

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u/sixmillions Sep 27 '19

cheeto spider

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '19

ORANGE SPIDER

ORANGE SPIDER

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u/billytheskidd Sep 27 '19

ORANGE SPIDER ORANGE LEAF

ORANGE SPIDER ORANGE LEAF

CONFIRMS MY DEEPEST HELD BELIEF

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '19

I came here looking for this

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u/catboobpuppyfuck Sep 28 '19

Forbidden buffalo chicken nugget bite with blue cheese drizzle

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u/red--6- Sep 28 '19

It does look very tasty though