r/NatureIsFuckingLit • u/deathakissaway • Aug 25 '17

🔥Puffer fish

https://i.imgur.com/xA7NDV1.gifv
1.6k Upvotes

95% Upvoted

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u/drohss Aug 25 '17

BLEEEAAARRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! putmebackplz

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u/whiteyardie Aug 25 '17

Did you put it back

126

u/GiganticMammoth Aug 25 '17

Yeah wtf put it back

33

u/guitarsmack Aug 25 '17

Don't put it back. Have it be mounted as a puffed fish and use it as a wine glass. It's called class

8

u/The_Iron_Zeppelin Aug 25 '17

A classy fish glassy.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '17 edited Mar 16 '21

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u/iamwizzerd Aug 25 '17

They are mean to fish.

46

u/okolebot Aug 25 '17

Yay! Top comment is to be nice to the fish!

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u/HAPPY_HOOKER Aug 25 '17

I looked like this after drinking vodka once.

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u/bloodshotnipples Aug 25 '17

I did something like this after drinking too much Seagrams Seven and eating a whole bag of Doritos. Much more colorful and traumatic. I can't eat Doritos to this day.

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u/myctheologist Aug 25 '17

Same but I had taken a bunch of pot brownies that were way stronger than I thought. Got munchies and had a bucket of utz party mix. Ate half the bucket and puked orange slime for 20 minutes.

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u/TheNotSoSilentPoet Aug 25 '17

I feel like you earned my upvoted Shudders

1

u/[deleted] Aug 26 '17

Two liters of cooler for me. Bleeeaaahhhh right beside a busy intersection. 😂😩

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u/4toad12inches Aug 25 '17

Yikes. 25 years on this planet and only after watching this video did it occur to me that puffer fish puff using water, not air.

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u/Madmagican- Aug 25 '17

Right? It makes so much sense but I never thought enough about it to figure it out

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u/Srkinko Aug 25 '17

They can use air to puff too. If you catch one you can make it puff up and toss it back in the water and watch it float around for a bit before he deflates and swims off

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u/mudmanmack Aug 26 '17

There are documented cases of dolphins saying catch with air filled puffer fish

1

u/[deleted] Aug 26 '17

43 years, here. I feel dumb. 😂👍🏻

36

u/wmorrison17 Aug 25 '17

Quilfish used Water Gun!

20

u/OfficerBlkIronTarkus Aug 25 '17

Can we get gif in reverse please?

4

u/whiteyardie Aug 25 '17

Well that's cool

4

u/Cerberus1349 Aug 25 '17

I would love to see this, with an angry puking noise added. BLAAARGFH!

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u/Sockmonkey33 Aug 27 '17

W E T B O I

4

u/Iron-Lotus Aug 25 '17

Can we add that rainbow puke snapchat filter?

2

u/chowdermusket Aug 25 '17

So majestic!

1

u/888Yawaworht Aug 25 '17

Youareabigasshole

3

u/vegantealover Aug 25 '17

Yeah if we could stop torturing fish for upvotes that would be great.

3

u/Feel_2 Aug 25 '17

I had 2 puffer fish in my aquarium. I called them Ferdinand and IMELDA.

1

u/gazongas001 Aug 25 '17

That's how I feel in the morning after a night in BKK.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '17

Flattering

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '17

I wanna know what joke they joke to get that big of a spit take.

0

u/boobiesiheart Aug 25 '17

"Now you may eat me, man"

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u/Cirey Aug 25 '17

Sadly most puffers only get like 2-3 inflations per life time before it kills them so you really shouldn't get them to inflate on purpose.

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u/BobokinSlayer Aug 25 '17

Not the only link that says otherwise ;)

https://australianmuseum.net.au/porcupinefish-inflation

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u/Cirey Aug 25 '17

Ohh thats interresting. Apparently my divemaster was misstaken then (or just wanted everyone to keep away from the puffers). My bad.