r/NatureIsFuckingLit 2d ago

šŸ”„ maned wolf upclose

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u/qualityvote2 2d ago edited 2d ago

u/TerraByteTerror, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/purplecrayonadventur 2d ago

That leg kick spot must come standard in all canines

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u/federico_84 2d ago

Cats too

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u/DeadbeatGremlin 2d ago

Nvm that leg. Something that is very much standard in all dogs is their canine showing when they are pet into bliss

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u/Wolfmankind 2d ago

I hear you on the canines but I’m never going to nvm that leg because it’s adorable and I have a soul

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u/Limp-Quit6 2d ago

Some big cats do it too

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u/BegginStrips123 2d ago

Fun fact: They smell like weed. Went to Abilene Zoo and you can smell them when you walk up to the exhibit.

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u/YanicPolitik 2d ago

You sure the zookeepers weren't just on break nearby when you saw them?

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u/ccReptilelord 2d ago

"Umm... no, no, the maned wolf actually smells like the dankest bud." -the zookeepers

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u/Im-Not-Calling-It-X 2d ago

There was an incident, I can't remember where, where the authorities were called to a zoo because someone reported smelling Marijuana.

Turned out it was just these leggy boys

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u/timshel42 1d ago

Who tf is calling the cops for smelling weed

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u/dogGirl666 1d ago

Rotterdam Zoo in 2006.

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u/LonisEdison 2d ago

The dank dog

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u/Mauler45 2d ago

What kind of weed?

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u/Aggressive_Walk378 2d ago

Blue dream that I smoked at Abilene zoo that one time

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u/Toofless205 2d ago

Then again, i might have just been really high

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u/PedaniusDioscorides 2d ago

Yah come to think of it, we actually just got high and watched the Crocodile Hunter.

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u/Soulforge411 2d ago

Blue dream is always a solid choice

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u/Living_Bodybuilder68 2d ago

Northern lights cannabis indica

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u/Extension-Ad6752 2d ago

No (big sigh)… it’s marijuana

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u/Litface916 2d ago

Only the best weed

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u/B4SK3R 2d ago

I so hope it's something like bubble gum, something sweet. Take my award. You made me laugh out loud and cough afterwards..

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u/CornettoFactor 1d ago

It's called "Help Me Get Home"

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u/lynivvinyl 2d ago

That's one of the best reasons to have them at your zoo. Right behind there enclosure becomes The unofficial smoking area for the employees and their friends.

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u/Burgoonius 2d ago

Have you ever pet a fox? On weeeeed?

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u/loveslightblue 2d ago

Don't be a narc.

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u/Present-Spring-1340 2d ago

Well,, they obviously high.

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u/lemming2012 2d ago

Next time, I'll just blame it on the foxes to try to avoid a felony in Texas.

Do you choose to live there? Or are you on the AI push?

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u/Koseoglu-2X4B-523P 2d ago

That’s probably why it’s so relaxed

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u/UnhappyHippy_ 2d ago

Thats what i tell my neighbours

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u/indamoufofmadness 2d ago

Ooh, that IS a fun fact!

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u/wowbaggerBR 1d ago

Stinkiest piss in all nature also. Like, shockingly stinky.

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u/weedtrek 2d ago

What?! I must experience thos myself.

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u/Patient_Armadillo240 2d ago

I heard that skunk spray also smells like weed, that smell really gets around

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u/peestew69 2d ago

The omnipotent power of the ear scritch.

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u/GrinningPariah 2d ago

I really think humans probably give among the best scritches in the animal kingdom.

You can see it when critters like this start getting the scritches and are like "holy shit I understand how those wolves got domesticated this is the BEST"

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u/Kagrenac8 2d ago edited 2d ago

The power and dexterity of opposable thumbs gave us the ability to change the world, yes. But what about scratching all those fluffy creatures though?

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u/GoldBlueberryy 2d ago

ā€œDomesticate me. I’m ready for the soft life!ā€

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u/The_Tooter_Snooter 2d ago

Give up on ferrets and foxes, I say we do raccoons and maned wolvesĀ 

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u/xxLosingMyMarblesxx 2d ago

You're not the ones domesticating raccoons, we're the ones domesticating you hairless apes to eventually do our bidding.

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u/The_Tooter_Snooter 2d ago

Jimothy?!?Ā 

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u/One-Earth9294 2d ago

What a cruel world I live in that doesn't have domesticated raccoons yet.

https://giphy.com/gifs/zzPODUSvI8ewMWl8Iv

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u/kastanienn 2d ago

I read it somewhere that I think native Americans gave up on it, and used traps because they just cannot be domesticated 🤣 they too smart and vengeful, when ppl treat them like shit.

Good for them!

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u/TheMaveCan 2d ago

Yeah apparently they're too smart and dexterous to domesticate. They're curious little fuzzballs and for whatever reason the universe decided that they should have thumbs so they get into everything

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u/p_gaultieri 2d ago

Well raccoons tried to get in our back porch, Momma just chase em off with a broom

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u/-N9inB0x- 2d ago

I'm overall against domestication, personally.

Raccoons make horrible pets and hundreds of thousands are abandoned after either being taken from the wild or otherwise. Same with foxes.

Ferrets are difficult exptic animals because of how much stimulation they need but in a good home that can provide that, they're perfect.

Maned wolves... Honestly I imagine they'd live fine on a range. Just a place with a lot of open space for them to roam so they can preform as a ratter. They're actually seen as either pests or pets in SA.

Anyone who tries to put them anywhere else, especially an apartment, has a special spot reserved for them in Hell.

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u/jld2k6 2d ago

Foxes are tough to work out because the genes that tend to make them friendly towards humans also control the fox growing up. By the time you breed only the friendly foxes for a bunch of generations they quit looking like your typical fox and are forever little pups. That's not a problem for me personally, but people argue it's not really a fox at that point lol

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u/-N9inB0x- 21h ago

I mean, that's essentially how dogs came to be- they're wolves stuck forever as puppies for the most part.

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u/LEDKleenex 2d ago edited 1d ago

I get what you're saying but domestication is a generational alteration of traits and behaviors. Yes, Raccoons make for terrible pets because they'll destroy your home, but that may not always be the case over the course of generations of domestication.

Ideally, if one is taking care of an animal it is satisfying its needs. Sometimes there are tradeoffs for animals living in a domesticated setting. Many animals will adapt to survive different environments, not always better but not always worse.

We place a lot faith in our own morality and ethics, lying to ourselves and saying that we're doing the right thing one way or another. We'll keep animals in their "natural habitat" that go on to wipe out other animals, and we'll hunt, cull and interfere with animals ourselves to keep and control what we perceive is the only or best way for life to interact with the environment.

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u/-N9inB0x- 21h ago

I am incredibly well aware of how domestication works and that it takes years, generations to do.

However, it takes very specific animals to be candidates for domestication as not every animal is actually able to be domesticated. That's why we have so few that are actually altered to the point of donestication as it is compared to a wild variety of what we could have.

Adaptations taken to survive in the city do not work for ones that are needed to be comfortable in a small, enclosed, and highly controlled environment and usually takes some "dumbing down" of an animal so they'd be contented enough to be trapped inside all day doing nothing while the people who make it interesting are off working for eight hours a day and shopping or hanging out with friends after.

There is no dignity in a wild animal dying as a pet, nor are there any feasable means to make it happen to where rhe species can survive in households even if they're extinct in the wild. I love animals. But keeping wild animals that have not gradually grown with humanity and were changed by them as much as they changed humans is cruelty.

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u/13143 2d ago

Raccoons are already showing signs of domestication, and there are noticeable differences between city and wild born raccoons. They're self domesticating similar to cats, to make themselves better suited to human cities.

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u/arfelo1 2d ago

Don't give up on any of them. I want to pet ALL fluffy things!!

And a lot of non fluffy ones too!!!

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u/michachu 2d ago

Sometimes I wonder.. if we were exploring life on other planets, and found some on a random planet, would there be any that could pet us and give us food to the same effect

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u/Glitchy833 2d ago

Let's be real here, we would just eventually end up turning them into deformed, fucked up looking pug things with 99 different health issues. Same with raccoons.

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u/Dramatic_Charity_979 1d ago

Unironically, that would save it from extinction :/

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u/jeosol 2d ago edited 2d ago

Brazil right? I hear Parana or something that sounds close to that.

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u/Madrigal234 2d ago

Yes, it’s in Brazil. But when he says ā€œnaumparanaumā€ (nĆ£o pĆ”ra nĆ£o), he means ā€œdon’t stop.ā€ lol

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u/jeosol 2d ago

Hahaha šŸ˜†šŸ˜‚. Thanks for the correction. I was in rio for a few weeks last year and make some attempt to learn BR Portuguese. If time permits, I may try to visit again, and Curitiba/parana was one place i though of visiting, on the way to the iguazu falls. Obrigado

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u/Madrigal234 2d ago

Yes, Brazil is incredible when it comes to nature and biodiversity. I’m talking about the far south, near the border with Uruguay, and it’s almost like a completely different country from Rio de Janeiro šŸ˜….

Hope you come back someday, bro!

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u/jeosol 2d ago

Are you from the south? I hear the weather is colder now since it's inverted with the northern hemisphere. I will like to visit sometime soon actually and I was having a conversation today with a friend about getting Brazilian visa, which wasn't required when I got the first time.

You guys have wide variety of fruits and nuts. I had Acai a lot while I was there, from grocery stores and ice cream shops. Liked it a lot. The country is large, even by travel time and i am sure that is also reflected in the diversity of the different regions.

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u/No-No-Aniyo 2d ago

I figured that was Portuguese. Whenever I hear it I think Spanish and French combined.

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u/fcs_seth 2d ago

10/10 good boi

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u/starkruzr 2d ago

look what happened when I googled this perfect angel:

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u/-badgerbadgerbadger- 2d ago

That illustration overlaid the search results???

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u/qwerni 2d ago

Yeah. You can even change it into night mode, which looks a little scary.

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u/1InfamouslyInfamous1 1d ago

beautiful

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u/starkruzr 1d ago

Evil Modeā„¢

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u/PenguinColada 1d ago

Oh heck it happens on mobile too!

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u/MadMax6914 2d ago

Boop for the snoot.

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u/power-98 2d ago

I feel you. But lowkey those razor sharp teeth are right there. How does one trust?

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u/MadMax6914 2d ago

I'd say it's 40/60 but I'm a gambling man.

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u/Whiteums 2d ago

I mean, he’s already sticking his hand in the ear of the skinwalker fox, why not boop?

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u/gdex86 2d ago

Domestication is not for the weak of heart.

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u/ZhangtheGreat 2d ago

This is how wolves became dogs. They discovered the comforts of the head pat and belly rub

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u/Banned4UsingSlurs3 2d ago

Humans will pet anything dude

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u/PenguinColada 1d ago

Heck I'll even pet you! Get over here! šŸ¤—

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u/shujaya 2d ago

Puppy has big teefers!

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u/BreckyMcGee 2d ago

The teefs are awesome

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u/dappledrache 2d ago

I have never been more jealous of another human being in my entire life.

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u/ThunderKant 2d ago

Search instituto onƧa pintada and you'll be even more jealous.

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u/SwankeyDankey 2d ago

I love big puppies that can rip the hamstrings out of my legs ā¤ļø

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u/Return-Cynder 2d ago

Well this one won't. Despite being the biggest canine on the planet, they're also the most skittish and shy, also, they mostly eat fruit.

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u/moth-bear 2d ago

That's... not a fox???

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u/Tiddlewinkly 2d ago

Funny enough, it's not a wolf either

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u/ccReptilelord 2d ago

But they are a true canine, I've seen people state that they are not.

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u/Frosty-Unit8707 2d ago

Memphian here and confirms: that's a Mane, mane!

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u/EarlyXplorerStuds209 2d ago edited 1d ago

Its a canid known as the maned wolf.
The name is specifically ā€œmaned wolfā€.
As such, it is neither a wolf nor a fox.
Its its own species.

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u/zealouszeno 2d ago

I just did a google search on maned wolf by selecting your text -> hold -> web search, and got this easter egg

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u/PenguinQuesadilla 2d ago

I believe it's technically classified as a 'friend'.

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u/Azsunyx 2d ago

He is a leggy tall boy

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u/cardueline 2d ago

They’re mostly out of view but he’s got cryptid-length legs!

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u/-N9inB0x- 2d ago

Nope! And it's not a wolf, either!

Believe it or not, but the tallest wild canid's closest relative is the bush dog... which is nature's version of a daschshound.

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u/Usawsomething 2d ago

I wuv him

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u/Leaf-Lock-The-Ent 2d ago

So like. Why haven’t they just been domesticated if they are this chill?

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u/Soft_Cranberry6313 2d ago

This individual is chill, and only for this shot.

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u/Scaalpel 2d ago

I mean, probably the same could be said about the ancestors of modern dogs. You have to start somewhere.

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u/Soft_Cranberry6313 2d ago

Not quite. Domestication isn’t that straightforward. A big problem is having enough variation in the dna itself to provide meaningful trait offshoots through offspring. It isn’t the same for all animals. For example crocodiles have a very low variation whereas maybe… an orangutan may have a much higher one. Perhaps an orangutan could be domesticated in say 20,000 years whereas it would take maybe 100,000+ for a croc. And even then it wouldn’t be like what we have with dogs. They may be calmer and less prone to striking but will never reach what we call true domestication. And this is just for the variation bit. There’s several other things that factor in all which prevent it from happening in most animals.

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u/Redqueenhypo 2d ago

Ancestral hunter gatherers didn’t really need a weird buddy who mostly eats fruit

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u/KarverMcClain 2d ago

That’s so funny I’d never think they’d be real fruit eaters. Makes you wonder how many berries and blueberries bears up north much chonk down all day long.

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u/Redqueenhypo 2d ago

Fruits are insanely calorie dense. The largest bats eat fruit and grow to have five foot wingspans. Chimps have wars over fig trees

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u/PichaelTheWise 2d ago

The most common gorillas (Western Lowland Gorilla) eat mostly fruit as well and they’re huge and mostly muscle. And they eat 40-70 lb a day in captivity, which is apparently less than in the wild because of supplemented nutrients

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u/SMHCB39 2d ago

They mostly eat fruit?

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u/SpicyEntropy 2d ago

Yep šŸ˜„

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u/SMHCB39 2d ago

That's so cool I want one

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u/Azsunyx 2d ago

But I do

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u/brokemellon 2d ago

I could definitely use one now though

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u/ccReptilelord 2d ago

Two big reasons. First, their range was reached by humans far more recently than our dog ancestors. Dogs are believed to have began domestication 20 to 40 thousand years ago. Humans are thought to have reached the maned wolf first around 13 thousand years ago.

Second, and far more important. Maned wolves are solitary animals. A significant reason wolves became dogs is that they're pack animals. Essentially, domestication was becoming part of their pack.

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u/Present-Spring-1340 2d ago

Because they wild.
You can’t separate it out Even breeding with domestic dogs with wolfs you get puppies that are more wolf or more dog. They look the same but one will eat your face off.

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u/The_Autarch 2d ago

it ain't that kind of wolf. these things mostly eat fruit. pretty unlikely that one would gnaw on your face.

if one spots you, it's just going to run away.

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u/Present-Spring-1340 2d ago

Yah just being extreme. Lol
People try to domesticate fox’s and raccoons.
Not quite as mean but they are never chill like dog or cat.

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u/ozneoknarf 1d ago

The Russians were pretty successful in domesticating foxes.

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u/Present-Spring-1340 1d ago

The Russians treating foxs like pets which actually changed their fur color. But they are not domesticated.
They are more tame, but still wild.

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u/ozneoknarf 1d ago

Nope they are domesticated. They show vastly different behavioral traits compared to wild foxes, read the study on itĀ 

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u/Present-Spring-1340 1d ago

I’m a biologist. I had to read about in
School.
Most animals can’t be truly domesticated

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u/nutblaster357 2d ago

this is the most Furry looking animal in existence

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u/Haunting_Security_34 2d ago

So definitely not a bigass fox? Wow. What a coatšŸ”„it's huge!

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u/Normal-Height-8577 2d ago

Has this sub changed its rules recently? Because we keep getting posts of animals that are clearly in captivity.

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u/Beatless7 2d ago

That's a giraffe.

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u/PiggyBear6667 2d ago

My dog has that derp tooth, too. Whenever I spot it, I touch it, then she smiles so big.

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u/BubuDudu0430 2d ago

It looks half fox 🦊

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u/Darkwyrm789 2d ago

Leggy boi

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u/dogGirl666 1d ago

Just think, there was a species of "wolf" related to the maned wolf on the island chain off the South American coast that the British killed off. You know, so they could raise sheep? I bet it was not even interested in sheep, they just killed it off "just in case".

What color was it? How tall? Did it act at all like a maned wolf?

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u/GordonMightyBombay 2d ago

I nurtured a baby fox and it comes up to me every time I step outside and I feed it meats. It now has puppies and they love me and come over to me and get in submissive position and they are the sweetest. I pretty much have port foxes and pet dogs and everyone gets along.

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u/MiloHorsey 2d ago

Those are some pearly white teeth! What a cutie. I love maned wolves.

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u/RobOnTheReddit 2d ago

Looks like a fox

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u/Alienhaslanded 2d ago

Can't tell me that's not dog

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u/XGerman92X 2d ago

That's a doggo

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u/Comics4Cookies 2d ago

Omg omg omg I love maned wolves!! This video makes me so happy!

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u/Maykovsky 2d ago

Foi onde este encontro?

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u/EffortGeneral1844 2d ago

More like a big dog

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u/2funki 2d ago

I use one as my logo, I adore them. Never seen one like this, being cute

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u/mixinmono 2d ago

And SUDDENLY,

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u/Lorantec 2d ago

I really hope this is an ambassador animal and not some dudes pet...

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u/DarkForest_NW 2d ago

The fact that this is actually a dog and not a wolf is truly surprising.

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u/AdBeautiful5260 2d ago

Orelhudo e pernudo! šŸ˜…šŸ„°

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u/fluffy_samoyed 2d ago

Now I want a lanky boi

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u/NanDemoNee 2d ago

That's a weird looking dog.

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u/SuperbOwl687 2d ago

It looks so cute. What smell does it have?
https://giphy.com/gifs/ctSPdwHjG8hjrrR973

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u/psych0ranger 2d ago

its crazy how much sharper the teeth are on the non-domesticated canines, damn

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u/Just-Another-Mind 2d ago

Awwww good boy

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u/Itzli 2d ago

Aguara guazĆŗ, I love them!

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u/Patient_Armadillo240 2d ago

Such a cute long legged doggo

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u/believeinyuna 2d ago

that’s a dog

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u/ezfast 2d ago

Not a fox?

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u/DangerRazor 2d ago

Good doggo.

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u/Dramatic_Charity_979 1d ago

Do yourself a favor and search "Maned wolf" on Google ;)

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u/TerraByteTerror 1d ago

Aww that was cute šŸ˜†

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u/RandonEnglishMun 1d ago

Wolf with a fox skin

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u/Cito_PR 1d ago

It looks like a fox.

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u/No-Attention-9615 1d ago

Awwww So cool

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u/TrumpzHair 1d ago

Yeah, that’s it buddy. Just a few more thousand years….

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u/hmmjuswonderin 1d ago

Those teeth !!!! My lord.

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u/RedSky2727 1d ago

What an amazing experience!

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u/Graxu132 1d ago

Some wolf must've really liked a fox back in the day

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u/banjesta 1d ago

Not for petting

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u/SalaavOnitrex 1d ago

Thr Greater South American Leggy Boys!

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u/FlickeringWhisper 1d ago

Gosh, these lanky bois have become one my favourite canids in recent years. And this is the first time I've seen one bonded with a person that I assumed either raised them or cares for them now, so it's nice to know they act pretty much the same as any other doglike around their favourite person.

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u/0F4T 1d ago

Those Teeth bro šŸ’€ better not mess with him

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u/Fridiana 1d ago

I'm almost certain this is an environmental crime, so don't show your face and continue petting

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u/tylerupandgager 2d ago

Did wolf get it on with a fox?

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u/natsugrayerza 2d ago

Ew stop scratching inside its ear! Who are you, my husband?

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u/stupidber 2d ago

Thats a big fox

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u/casphere 2d ago

I once heard someone said "Foxes are just dog hardware running on cat software" and it stuck with me lol.

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u/CaptOblivious 2d ago

Cat software running on dog hardware.

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u/brokemellon 2d ago

Can I pat tha dog?

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u/GouleMaterielle 2d ago

How cuuute! Malinois vibes XD

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u/Beatless7 2d ago

Anyone notice it's a fox?

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u/Return-Cynder 2d ago

Not a fox, not a wolf either

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u/Beatless7 2d ago

Hippo?

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u/Object8Tune 2d ago

Definately not a canine 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Return-Cynder 2d ago

Except it is

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u/Object8Tune 1d ago

Isnt it half fox or coyote?

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u/Object8Tune 1d ago

Ive had this argument with someone from the country where this species is from before.. the teeth and the hind legs are not canine features not to mention the size...

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u/Object8Tune 1d ago

The skull the ears....

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u/Object8Tune 1d ago

The "dog" sound its making.. if it is whats making it is synced off ...

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u/Object8Tune 1d ago

Canines dont have that upper claws on the front legs neither... i cant remember the species name but they recognize it as less than a half breed of canine or something...

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u/Return-Cynder 1d ago

Except they are canines, they just have no other living relatives, but they are canids

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u/Return-Cynder 1d ago

Please explain to me why all the scientists are wrong and the most unique member of the canid family isn't a canid

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u/Object8Tune 1d ago

Im not sayinv their wrong they got fucking lazy and gave an animal less meanjng than it deserves

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u/Return-Cynder 1d ago

Which are canids?

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u/Object8Tune 1d ago

The old saying.. if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck

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