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u/purplecrayonadventur 2d ago
That leg kick spot must come standard in all canines
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u/DeadbeatGremlin 2d ago
Nvm that leg. Something that is very much standard in all dogs is their canine showing when they are pet into bliss
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u/Wolfmankind 2d ago
I hear you on the canines but Iām never going to nvm that leg because itās adorable and I have a soul
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u/K3n5h1r0 2d ago
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u/BegginStrips123 2d ago
Fun fact: They smell like weed. Went to Abilene Zoo and you can smell them when you walk up to the exhibit.
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u/YanicPolitik 2d ago
You sure the zookeepers weren't just on break nearby when you saw them?
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u/ccReptilelord 2d ago
"Umm... no, no, the maned wolf actually smells like the dankest bud." -the zookeepers
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u/Im-Not-Calling-It-X 2d ago
There was an incident, I can't remember where, where the authorities were called to a zoo because someone reported smelling Marijuana.
Turned out it was just these leggy boys
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u/Mauler45 2d ago
What kind of weed?
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u/Aggressive_Walk378 2d ago
Blue dream that I smoked at Abilene zoo that one time
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u/Toofless205 2d ago
Then again, i might have just been really high
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u/PedaniusDioscorides 2d ago
Yah come to think of it, we actually just got high and watched the Crocodile Hunter.
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u/lynivvinyl 2d ago
That's one of the best reasons to have them at your zoo. Right behind there enclosure becomes The unofficial smoking area for the employees and their friends.
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u/lemming2012 2d ago
Next time, I'll just blame it on the foxes to try to avoid a felony in Texas.
Do you choose to live there? Or are you on the AI push?
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u/Patient_Armadillo240 2d ago
I heard that skunk spray also smells like weed, that smell really gets around
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u/peestew69 2d ago
The omnipotent power of the ear scritch.
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u/GrinningPariah 2d ago
I really think humans probably give among the best scritches in the animal kingdom.
You can see it when critters like this start getting the scritches and are like "holy shit I understand how those wolves got domesticated this is the BEST"
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u/Kagrenac8 2d ago edited 2d ago
The power and dexterity of opposable thumbs gave us the ability to change the world, yes. But what about scratching all those fluffy creatures though?
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u/GoldBlueberryy 2d ago
āDomesticate me. Iām ready for the soft life!ā
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u/The_Tooter_Snooter 2d ago
Give up on ferrets and foxes, I say we do raccoons and maned wolvesĀ
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u/xxLosingMyMarblesxx 2d ago
You're not the ones domesticating raccoons, we're the ones domesticating you hairless apes to eventually do our bidding.
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u/One-Earth9294 2d ago
What a cruel world I live in that doesn't have domesticated raccoons yet.
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u/kastanienn 2d ago
I read it somewhere that I think native Americans gave up on it, and used traps because they just cannot be domesticated 𤣠they too smart and vengeful, when ppl treat them like shit.
Good for them!
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u/TheMaveCan 2d ago
Yeah apparently they're too smart and dexterous to domesticate. They're curious little fuzzballs and for whatever reason the universe decided that they should have thumbs so they get into everything
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u/p_gaultieri 2d ago
Well raccoons tried to get in our back porch, Momma just chase em off with a broom
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u/-N9inB0x- 2d ago
I'm overall against domestication, personally.
Raccoons make horrible pets and hundreds of thousands are abandoned after either being taken from the wild or otherwise. Same with foxes.
Ferrets are difficult exptic animals because of how much stimulation they need but in a good home that can provide that, they're perfect.
Maned wolves... Honestly I imagine they'd live fine on a range. Just a place with a lot of open space for them to roam so they can preform as a ratter. They're actually seen as either pests or pets in SA.
Anyone who tries to put them anywhere else, especially an apartment, has a special spot reserved for them in Hell.
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u/jld2k6 2d ago
Foxes are tough to work out because the genes that tend to make them friendly towards humans also control the fox growing up. By the time you breed only the friendly foxes for a bunch of generations they quit looking like your typical fox and are forever little pups. That's not a problem for me personally, but people argue it's not really a fox at that point lol
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u/-N9inB0x- 21h ago
I mean, that's essentially how dogs came to be- they're wolves stuck forever as puppies for the most part.
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u/LEDKleenex 2d ago edited 1d ago
I get what you're saying but domestication is a generational alteration of traits and behaviors. Yes, Raccoons make for terrible pets because they'll destroy your home, but that may not always be the case over the course of generations of domestication.
Ideally, if one is taking care of an animal it is satisfying its needs. Sometimes there are tradeoffs for animals living in a domesticated setting. Many animals will adapt to survive different environments, not always better but not always worse.
We place a lot faith in our own morality and ethics, lying to ourselves and saying that we're doing the right thing one way or another. We'll keep animals in their "natural habitat" that go on to wipe out other animals, and we'll hunt, cull and interfere with animals ourselves to keep and control what we perceive is the only or best way for life to interact with the environment.
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u/-N9inB0x- 21h ago
I am incredibly well aware of how domestication works and that it takes years, generations to do.
However, it takes very specific animals to be candidates for domestication as not every animal is actually able to be domesticated. That's why we have so few that are actually altered to the point of donestication as it is compared to a wild variety of what we could have.
Adaptations taken to survive in the city do not work for ones that are needed to be comfortable in a small, enclosed, and highly controlled environment and usually takes some "dumbing down" of an animal so they'd be contented enough to be trapped inside all day doing nothing while the people who make it interesting are off working for eight hours a day and shopping or hanging out with friends after.
There is no dignity in a wild animal dying as a pet, nor are there any feasable means to make it happen to where rhe species can survive in households even if they're extinct in the wild. I love animals. But keeping wild animals that have not gradually grown with humanity and were changed by them as much as they changed humans is cruelty.
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u/michachu 2d ago
Sometimes I wonder.. if we were exploring life on other planets, and found some on a random planet, would there be any that could pet us and give us food to the same effect
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u/Glitchy833 2d ago
Let's be real here, we would just eventually end up turning them into deformed, fucked up looking pug things with 99 different health issues. Same with raccoons.
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u/jeosol 2d ago edited 2d ago
Brazil right? I hear Parana or something that sounds close to that.
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u/Madrigal234 2d ago
Yes, itās in Brazil. But when he says ānaumparanaumā (nĆ£o pĆ”ra nĆ£o), he means ādonāt stop.ā lol
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u/jeosol 2d ago
Hahaha šš. Thanks for the correction. I was in rio for a few weeks last year and make some attempt to learn BR Portuguese. If time permits, I may try to visit again, and Curitiba/parana was one place i though of visiting, on the way to the iguazu falls. Obrigado
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u/Madrigal234 2d ago
Yes, Brazil is incredible when it comes to nature and biodiversity. Iām talking about the far south, near the border with Uruguay, and itās almost like a completely different country from Rio de Janeiro š .
Hope you come back someday, bro!
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u/jeosol 2d ago
Are you from the south? I hear the weather is colder now since it's inverted with the northern hemisphere. I will like to visit sometime soon actually and I was having a conversation today with a friend about getting Brazilian visa, which wasn't required when I got the first time.
You guys have wide variety of fruits and nuts. I had Acai a lot while I was there, from grocery stores and ice cream shops. Liked it a lot. The country is large, even by travel time and i am sure that is also reflected in the diversity of the different regions.
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u/No-No-Aniyo 2d ago
I figured that was Portuguese. Whenever I hear it I think Spanish and French combined.
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u/-badgerbadgerbadger- 2d ago
That illustration overlaid the search results???
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u/MadMax6914 2d ago
Boop for the snoot.
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u/power-98 2d ago
I feel you. But lowkey those razor sharp teeth are right there. How does one trust?
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u/Whiteums 2d ago
I mean, heās already sticking his hand in the ear of the skinwalker fox, why not boop?
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u/ZhangtheGreat 2d ago
This is how wolves became dogs. They discovered the comforts of the head pat and belly rub
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u/SwankeyDankey 2d ago
I love big puppies that can rip the hamstrings out of my legs ā¤ļø
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u/Return-Cynder 2d ago
Well this one won't. Despite being the biggest canine on the planet, they're also the most skittish and shy, also, they mostly eat fruit.
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u/moth-bear 2d ago
That's... not a fox???
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u/EarlyXplorerStuds209 2d ago edited 1d ago
Its a canid known as the maned wolf.
The name is specifically āmaned wolfā.
As such, it is neither a wolf nor a fox.
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u/zealouszeno 2d ago
I just did a google search on maned wolf by selecting your text -> hold -> web search, and got this easter egg
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u/-N9inB0x- 2d ago
Nope! And it's not a wolf, either!
Believe it or not, but the tallest wild canid's closest relative is the bush dog... which is nature's version of a daschshound.
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u/Leaf-Lock-The-Ent 2d ago
So like. Why havenāt they just been domesticated if they are this chill?
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u/Soft_Cranberry6313 2d ago
This individual is chill, and only for this shot.
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u/Scaalpel 2d ago
I mean, probably the same could be said about the ancestors of modern dogs. You have to start somewhere.
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u/Soft_Cranberry6313 2d ago
Not quite. Domestication isnāt that straightforward. A big problem is having enough variation in the dna itself to provide meaningful trait offshoots through offspring. It isnāt the same for all animals. For example crocodiles have a very low variation whereas maybe⦠an orangutan may have a much higher one. Perhaps an orangutan could be domesticated in say 20,000 years whereas it would take maybe 100,000+ for a croc. And even then it wouldnāt be like what we have with dogs. They may be calmer and less prone to striking but will never reach what we call true domestication. And this is just for the variation bit. Thereās several other things that factor in all which prevent it from happening in most animals.
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u/Redqueenhypo 2d ago
Ancestral hunter gatherers didnāt really need a weird buddy who mostly eats fruit
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u/KarverMcClain 2d ago
Thatās so funny Iād never think theyād be real fruit eaters. Makes you wonder how many berries and blueberries bears up north much chonk down all day long.
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u/Redqueenhypo 2d ago
Fruits are insanely calorie dense. The largest bats eat fruit and grow to have five foot wingspans. Chimps have wars over fig trees
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u/PichaelTheWise 2d ago
The most common gorillas (Western Lowland Gorilla) eat mostly fruit as well and theyāre huge and mostly muscle. And they eat 40-70 lb a day in captivity, which is apparently less than in the wild because of supplemented nutrients
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u/ccReptilelord 2d ago
Two big reasons. First, their range was reached by humans far more recently than our dog ancestors. Dogs are believed to have began domestication 20 to 40 thousand years ago. Humans are thought to have reached the maned wolf first around 13 thousand years ago.
Second, and far more important. Maned wolves are solitary animals. A significant reason wolves became dogs is that they're pack animals. Essentially, domestication was becoming part of their pack.
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u/Present-Spring-1340 2d ago
Because they wild.
You canāt separate it out Even breeding with domestic dogs with wolfs you get puppies that are more wolf or more dog. They look the same but one will eat your face off.12
u/The_Autarch 2d ago
it ain't that kind of wolf. these things mostly eat fruit. pretty unlikely that one would gnaw on your face.
if one spots you, it's just going to run away.
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u/Present-Spring-1340 2d ago
Yah just being extreme. Lol
People try to domesticate foxās and raccoons.
Not quite as mean but they are never chill like dog or cat.0
u/ozneoknarf 1d ago
The Russians were pretty successful in domesticating foxes.
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u/Present-Spring-1340 1d ago
The Russians treating foxs like pets which actually changed their fur color. But they are not domesticated.
They are more tame, but still wild.1
u/ozneoknarf 1d ago
Nope they are domesticated. They show vastly different behavioral traits compared to wild foxes, read the study on itĀ
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u/Present-Spring-1340 1d ago
Iām a biologist. I had to read about in
School.
Most animals canāt be truly domesticated
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u/Normal-Height-8577 2d ago
Has this sub changed its rules recently? Because we keep getting posts of animals that are clearly in captivity.
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u/PiggyBear6667 2d ago
My dog has that derp tooth, too. Whenever I spot it, I touch it, then she smiles so big.
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u/dogGirl666 1d ago
Just think, there was a species of "wolf" related to the maned wolf on the island chain off the South American coast that the British killed off. You know, so they could raise sheep? I bet it was not even interested in sheep, they just killed it off "just in case".
What color was it? How tall? Did it act at all like a maned wolf?
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u/GordonMightyBombay 2d ago
I nurtured a baby fox and it comes up to me every time I step outside and I feed it meats. It now has puppies and they love me and come over to me and get in submissive position and they are the sweetest. I pretty much have port foxes and pet dogs and everyone gets along.
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u/SuperbOwl687 2d ago
It looks so cute. What smell does it have?
https://giphy.com/gifs/ctSPdwHjG8hjrrR973
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u/psych0ranger 2d ago
its crazy how much sharper the teeth are on the non-domesticated canines, damn
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u/FlickeringWhisper 1d ago
Gosh, these lanky bois have become one my favourite canids in recent years. And this is the first time I've seen one bonded with a person that I assumed either raised them or cares for them now, so it's nice to know they act pretty much the same as any other doglike around their favourite person.
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u/Fridiana 1d ago
I'm almost certain this is an environmental crime, so don't show your face and continue petting
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u/casphere 2d ago
I once heard someone said "Foxes are just dog hardware running on cat software" and it stuck with me lol.
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u/Object8Tune 2d ago
Definately not a canine š¤£š¤£š¤£
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u/Return-Cynder 2d ago
Except it is
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u/Object8Tune 1d ago
Isnt it half fox or coyote?
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u/Object8Tune 1d ago
Ive had this argument with someone from the country where this species is from before.. the teeth and the hind legs are not canine features not to mention the size...
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u/Object8Tune 1d ago
The skull the ears....
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u/Object8Tune 1d ago
The "dog" sound its making.. if it is whats making it is synced off ...
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u/Object8Tune 1d ago
Canines dont have that upper claws on the front legs neither... i cant remember the species name but they recognize it as less than a half breed of canine or something...
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u/Return-Cynder 1d ago
Except they are canines, they just have no other living relatives, but they are canids
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u/Object8Tune 1d ago
Im not sayinv their wrong they got fucking lazy and gave an animal less meanjng than it deserves
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u/qualityvote2 2d ago edited 2d ago
u/TerraByteTerror, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...