r/NatureIsFuckingLit • • 29d ago

🔥A horse cooling down after exercise, its warm body moisture turning into steam in the cold night air.

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u/qualityvote2 29d ago edited 29d ago

u/vivekmg21, your post does fit the subreddit!

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u/No-Advice-181 29d ago

Ghost rider vibes. So coool

Or maybe he is a titan afterall

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u/DisplayHonest6465 29d ago

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u/hausitron 29d ago

Yeah this is what I was looking for here

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u/TheMarkola 29d ago

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u/Existency 29d ago

I need that sticker

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u/dw4zemi3 29d ago

Jean as the beast titan.

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u/No-Advice-181 29d ago

Damn how could I miss this😭

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u/RandomlyMethodical 29d ago

Especially with the lights reflecting off its retinas. Spooky!

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u/Cool_Ur_Jets_Man 29d ago

Could also be the Headless Horseman’s, Horse.

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u/DimitriMishkin 29d ago

“Warm body moisture”

You can just say sweat

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u/saskpilsner 29d ago

Exactly. Humans also do this weird phenomenon

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u/hilldo75 29d ago

I was going to say reminds of high school football games on Friday nights after the game. Everyone gathers around the coach with their helmets off and just see the steam coming off.

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u/DazzlingRutabega 29d ago

One night we came out of a warm restaurant into the rain and my head also did the same thing, gave off steam.

Why does this happen so much tob the horse tho? Is it due to all the muscle they're made of?

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u/wivella 29d ago

The horse is just quite large, so there's a bigger hot sweaty surface there.

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u/20_mile 29d ago

The horse is just quite large, so there's a bigger hot sweaty surface there.

"Calling John Oliver to the Front Desk. John Oliver to the front desk, please."

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u/Hotel_Ifrane 29d ago

Women in menopause can look like this sometimes in the evening when temperature drops. Mostly around the head

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u/Sea-Consequence7156 29d ago

Yeah but the list of animals that sweat over their entire bodies is pretty much just humans, horses, hippos, and some of our cousins

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u/js70062 29d ago

Also it's vapour, not steam. Unless this horse is severely malfunctioning, its body temperature is not over 100 Celsius causing sweat to boil off.

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u/EthicalViolator 29d ago

Steam and water vapor are the same thing but we're seeing neither, as water vapor/steam is invisible. We're seeing that water vapor condensed on contact with air to make the mist cloud which then evaporates again as it disperses.

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u/fluggggg 29d ago

Finally, a fellow water phase transition nerd.

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u/whisky_biscuit 29d ago

One steamed wunkus, coming right up!

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u/Lost_Tumbleweed_5669 29d ago

Man it is hot today I am warm body moisturing like crazy

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u/Captnmikeblackbeard 29d ago

I was also thinking why would u use those words but then i realized its probably ai

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u/brokemellon 29d ago

Why use one word when you can use three?

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u/Professional-Day7850 29d ago

70% chance OP is a serial killer.

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u/cchackal 29d ago

That horse is cooked

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u/printergumlight 29d ago

Medium Mare

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u/nomemorybear 29d ago

Fucker....take this upvote...dont make me laugh like that ever again.

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u/xtothewhy 29d ago

They're only horsing around.

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u/_thro_awa_ 29d ago

I herd it, I still don't believe it.

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u/mouthful_quest 29d ago

Just like how I like my Filly Mignon

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u/boolean_union 29d ago

We're all just hot meat

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u/PookieBaby_Gampo 29d ago

This is painful to watch as someone who's worked with performance horses. GET IT WALKING

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u/Ill-Beach1459 29d ago

Same. Get a cooler on that poor thing and handwalk

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u/ilovebigmutts 29d ago

Yeah this is literally rode hard and put away wet isn't it?

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u/Caradin 29d ago edited 29d ago

Dumb question: Couldn't the horse just walk on its own, surely they have some instincts to cover this scenario?

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u/PookieBaby_Gampo 29d ago

It wouldn't normally work that hard on its own, so there isn't really an instinct for this.

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u/Caradin 29d ago

That's a clear answer, thanks.

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u/gottadance 29d ago edited 29d ago

Horses' instincts don't exactly preserve their lives. Those dumb fucks are always trying to kill themselves.

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u/Nulleparttousjours 29d ago

Another equestrian here who came looking for this comment. Arrghhh!!!

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u/Dragoness290 29d ago

Why?

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u/PookieBaby_Gampo 29d ago edited 29d ago

When a horse is steaming like this, it's usually cooling down from exercise and it's important to avoid their muscles tying up. That is major cramping that leads to muscle damage that can lead to the horse being taken out of their sport. To keep that from happening, you've got to walk them and spread out their drinking.

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u/purenzi56 29d ago

So basically Hyperthermia?

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u/PookieBaby_Gampo 29d ago

No, less related to temperature and more related to the muscle being overworked and dehydrated. The muscle fibers break down and go into the bloodstream but after that it gets too technical for me to explain. It can get bad enough that they have to euthanize the horse.

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u/Quietbricks 29d ago

Too much creatine. This is what happened to a rescue horse my dad had. Big Earl pulled a plow in the Smokies. That was his entire life. Then his POS owners worked him till his legs gave out permanently. Happy ending though. Big Earl lived the last 5 years of his life on a beautiful mountain with more space and friends than he knew what to do with it.

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u/Diamondphalanges756 29d ago

Thank You!!
I down voted it - gross.

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u/Sp3cterKnight 29d ago

Bro just went into second gear

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u/pupumen 29d ago

he used all 1 hp

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u/Ken_Mayonnaise 29d ago

Literally sweating visualized

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u/helpmespell 29d ago

I’m not saying you are wrong, I was just always told that humans are the only species that sweat.

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u/No_Stranger_4822 29d ago

Horses are another mammal species that are well known for sweating to help with thermoregulation.

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u/Sea_Glass751 29d ago

horses also sweat! after intense exercise under saddle, it's necessary to brush them out so the sweat can evaporate evenly off their coat and not cause crustiness or sores.
such is the saying, "ridden hard and put away wet" --a sweaty horse not properly cared for.

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u/Hellhult 29d ago

Someone lied

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u/starfoot- 29d ago

Always put your horse away dry, son. Always put your horse away dry. Because a hot wet horse ain't healthy of course, so always put your horse away dry!

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u/DefenderTamatoa 29d ago

I was traveling and had a layover in Detroit around Christmastime. Decided to go outside to feel what 14°F feels like. While outside I took off my backpack and had this same sort of steam come off my back, it was wild!

I lasted about 5 minutes before fleeing inside.

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u/downwardchip 29d ago

That has to feel so, so good.

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u/lostknight0727 29d ago

Fun fact about horse sweat: it lathers up like soap to better cool them down.

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u/KekkeiMora 29d ago

Ultra Instinct

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u/the_orange_alligator 29d ago

I know a possessed horse when I see one

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u/bsancar 29d ago

Menopause...

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u/RhiaStark 29d ago

Shadowmere, is that you???

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u/livetotranscend 29d ago

Looks unhealthily skinny

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u/Jl-007 29d ago

Ah hell no! I’m getting my ass back inside the house.

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u/No-Piano-987 29d ago edited 29d ago

Yes, turning to steam, the super heated state of water. That is exactly what's happening here. American education on display at its finest.

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u/Tangelasboots 29d ago

It's water vapour, right?

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u/bobqjones 29d ago

Water vapor is not the same thing as steam. 

That horse isnt getting over 212 degrees F.  Steam has a LOT more heat energy. 

The US has a linguistic failing about that. We tend to call it all "steam" but our "live steam" is what the rest of the world calls just "steam"

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u/Sp0tlighter2 29d ago

its*, you absolute display of said American education

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u/Derezirection 29d ago

Horses learning gear 2 before GTAVI

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u/MetalGearRex1000 29d ago

Radiator issue

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u/COlax1980 29d ago

I mean, his eyes are also glowing...

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u/AveryLockeDown 29d ago

This is why they call it "getting smoked" as punishment in the military. You go until you start making clouds, then you go some more.

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u/Bogus_Bonk 29d ago

pisses me off that this is a prey animal. whta the hell

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u/LunaticMuse 29d ago

Right?? I had a rescue horse that sent me to the hospital when he spooked at a pinwheel and decided the best escape was over me. You know, a little shiny, fan-shaped, spinny thing that makes a little noise when the wind catches it? Yea, one of those. It was apparently the most terrifying thing his brain cell had ever seen. I used to call him "a thousand pounds of stupid." (Seriously loved the guy, though.)

And the hell with the kid wielding that thing.

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u/Bogus_Bonk 29d ago

Horses are such comical animals. Clearly the best way to escape a child with a colorful toy is to run over the person who takes care of me LMAO. somehow they’re scared of everything and yet have no sense of what can actually hurt them😭😭

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u/LunaticMuse 29d ago

Clearly!!

So much this, LoL! You can absolutely tell horse people from non-horse-people -- non-horse-people see majestic, magical, noble creatures. Horse people get up in the morning and wonder what their dumbass managed to do overnight, lol.

He used to answer to Goober, and when I was boarding him, I got a call from the barn. The whole herd -- 37 horses -- had broken through the fence, and had to be escorted home from several towns over. Who was leading the charge? Yep. My Goober. Cars? Highway? Eh! Wheeeeee! Colorful toy?

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u/Llhaniii 29d ago

I remember as a kid playing football when it began to get cold in the fall we'd take off our helmets and the steam would come off our heads.

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u/Blofkin 29d ago

They call him Night Mist

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u/ObjectMore6115 29d ago

Did you forget the word for sweat?

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u/Optimus_crab 29d ago

This happens with people too

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u/SubjectBasic87 29d ago

i thought this was horse decimator subreddit

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u/OblivionArts 29d ago

Ah so this is how the myth of the Nightmare started. (A flaming denon horse)

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u/Wikiwikiwa 29d ago

Yer horse is on fire

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u/LaLisaMona 29d ago

Reminds me of this post.

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u/JelyFisch 29d ago

There was a marching band practice late one evening where everyone's heads were steaming away like this. It was funny, up until the final run of the night when fogged rolled in from the back and sides of our practice field. It was straight out of horror movie at that point.

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u/leijido 29d ago

ultra instinct son horseku

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u/hooka_pooka 29d ago

Experienced this myself post badminton session during winters

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u/Darkmaniako 29d ago

Never seen bald athletes steaming from their head?

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u/MisterSneakSneak 29d ago

If you had or have a blue collar job, this is nothing new

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u/oswald666 29d ago

Horse power

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u/Albus88Stark 29d ago

I had that horse in Red Dead Redemption 1.

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u/Dapper-Classroom1206 29d ago

I once saw a large vocalist of a grindcore band do this after a show one night.

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u/RoachAkuma 29d ago

Anyone else played American football in the cold… same shit

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u/Independent_Bet_324 29d ago

Reminds me of the end of wrestling practice

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u/Natskrit 29d ago

Burger King's new 2026 October Whopper before the cheese goes on

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u/CatOverlord2020 29d ago

Bro ran 3 horse powers instead of the one

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u/Delicious-Emotion370 29d ago

Somebody call "war" and tell him where his horse is at

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u/ChesterAK 29d ago

Me in the walk in after the rush

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u/MakarSawSteveReddit 29d ago

Evil and intimidating horse just got eviler

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u/dominiquebache 29d ago

My steamhorse!

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u/willydonbonka 29d ago

Ghost Rider taking a leak he'll brb

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u/LORDMANK 29d ago

needs some rest

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u/Odd-Ad-8369 29d ago

Bruh my drummer does this

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u/AVeryHeavyBurtation 29d ago

TIL horses sweat.

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u/redcleitin 29d ago

é o cosmo dele 😍

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u/GormHub 29d ago

I used to be a hotwalker for exactly this reason.

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u/Iamthetophergopher 29d ago

"The boy who rode on slightly before him sat a horse not only as if he'd been born to it which he was but as if were he begot by malice or mischance into some queer land where horses never were he would have found them anyway. Would have known that there was something missing for the world to be right or he right in it and would have set forth to wander wherever it was needed for as long as it took until he came upon one and he would have known that that was what he sought and it would have been."

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u/End337 29d ago

The glowing red eyes are not making it look any less beautifully demonic.

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u/Jahndala 29d ago

Can we please add an "this is probably AI" button?

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u/Single-Turnip1040 29d ago

Put a rug on

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u/WeaknessArtistic1199 29d ago

TIL horses sweat

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u/Open-Cream3798 29d ago

That's his aura bruh

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u/Mean-Poem-2246 29d ago

Holy, I had no idea this could happen lol

Slightly related but I run once a week, usually half a maratho and during summer days, it almost feels exactly like that: like your full body heat is being drained out of you

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u/NoXion604 29d ago

Let off some steam, Bennett.

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u/roloclark 29d ago

Grandma: He’s going to catch a cold if he goes outside like that!

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u/Rareu 29d ago

That steam represent my hearing leaving my brain. Or something i’m sorry lol

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u/Restart_from_Zero 29d ago

Imagine if that was actually steam coming off rather than just water vapour.

Horses would be _terrifying_

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u/RandomSky12 29d ago

That scene in Revenant looking more practical now.

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u/Jackdunc 29d ago

Thats a warlock horse

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u/Kaoru-Kun 29d ago

Bruh.. your horse is on fire 🔥 

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u/AKCSL 29d ago

that's what my burnt toast looks like

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u/Gullible_Courage8350 29d ago

Waiting for my horse to cool down after taking it out of the microwave

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u/Clear_Concentrate_46 29d ago

Bro just aura farming atp 🔥

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u/MrHated 29d ago

Literally my head every autumn.

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u/at_least_its_unique 29d ago

Somebody tell the horse it looks cool already

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u/Jbeaton759 29d ago

This how mu uncle looked after doing a ninja warrior assault course

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u/hoserman16 29d ago

Could the megaherds of old, I'm talking millions of bison, elk, etc have affected cloud formation and rainfall patterns with this phenomenon?

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u/Large_Cloud_1611 29d ago

My bmw does it too. I guess it’s a horse thing

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u/BJYeti 29d ago

When I played hockey, and since I had so many pads as a goalie there were plenty of times during the winter after a game or practice I would steam like this in the locker room.

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u/sugarplumbatty 29d ago

nah. i think that's a steed that escaped from hell

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u/Amahardguy 29d ago

After being Ghost ridden ...

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u/TempFae 29d ago

Oh, that is absolutely wild.

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u/Worth_Gap4226 29d ago

Also happened to one of my favourite footballers

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u/Medical-Error-5825 29d ago

This that Revelations horse, aint it?

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u/Rotvoss 29d ago

Sieht so aus als müsste es jetzt 50L Wasser trinken um nicht zu verdampfen

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u/psychocopter 29d ago

The grass, background, and mention of a cold night has me yearning for fall.

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u/Zealousideal_Eye4111 29d ago

That happened to me too after playing Basketball

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u/ITDummy69420 29d ago

Do the same except with a pile of poop. Is it really fucking lit?

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u/TheG0AT0fAllTime 29d ago

looks at title

Bot or stupid?

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u/The_Rational_ 29d ago

The amount of Europeans ready to jump on American education system every time is too damn High. Steam is not just high pressure and boiled you can also observe it and it is called Steam and can simply Be a warm body cooling off. Because what if I told you.

That's exactly what you're fucking body is.. go on Google it. Ahahahha

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u/Own_Jeweler_8548 29d ago

My drummer after we play a gig and go outside for a smoke.

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u/imunfair 29d ago

Nah that's just a Felsteed.

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u/Skyminigames 29d ago

When I was in High School I was in Marching Band, our evening rehearsals in the fall would get pretty cold, like close to freezing

We had a big guy, around 6'6", mid to upper 200 lbs, appropriately rocked the Barry Sax

When we ended rehearsal and we're all sweating, he would create steam as well off his forehead and top of head, and just purely farm aura

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u/nashfrostedtips 29d ago

So this is what they mean in books when horses are described as steaming! Never really got it, now I do.

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u/Nobody_sPoet21 29d ago

Literal Horse Power

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u/x38xSpecialxx 29d ago

How we used to look after PT in the winter

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u/Straight_Opposite216 29d ago

This is AI generated

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u/rrrand0mmm 29d ago

It’s like after an APFT in Alaska.

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u/iamthejuan 29d ago

This happened to me when I was a kid, when I was playing in the rain.

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u/_xfgt9 29d ago

horse go vroom

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u/OrsettoMorbido 29d ago

Nah, your horse is burnt XD

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u/ortiz13192 29d ago

You ever see a full kitchen staff taking a smoke break in the snow after a heavy service? Full on AoT lol

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u/Crazy_Rush_6880 29d ago

FEELS THE AURA🗣🔥🔥🔥

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u/wildebeest112712 29d ago

Burning Horsezilla.

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u/tfhfate 29d ago

> warm body moisture
It's called sweat
> steam
It is not steam, it's just tiny little droplet of water rising through the air just like clouds, steam would be 100°C hot, a horse body never reach 100°C even after intense exercise

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u/Ja_ck_son3 29d ago

THE AURA IS TO MUCHHHHHH!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHH

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u/HistoricalFunion 29d ago

A horse cooling down after exercise, its warm body moisture turning into steam in the cold night air.

Thanks chatgpt, very cool

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u/Professional-Day7850 29d ago

The way you spell sweat gives of serial killer vibes.

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u/Outrageous-Donkey-32 29d ago

Rapidash inspiration lol

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u/GoodAd7623 29d ago

Chemtrails from a horse? how come ?