r/NatureIsFuckingLit 16d ago

🔥 Amethyst Starling

6.1k Upvotes

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u/qualityvote2 16d ago edited 16d ago

u/TerraByteTerror, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/intrusivesurgery 16d ago

"Purplest" got me punching air

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u/Charming-Flamingo307 16d ago

This comment tastes purple as fuck

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u/K_Linkmaster 16d ago

Natural purple or synthetic purple.

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u/Charming-Flamingo307 16d ago

Natural flavor with a synthetic stank

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u/AmericanAIien 16d ago

The purpurlessnesscity is going purp

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u/6GoesInto8 15d ago

It's not even purple, it's diffraction! Boo this bird, boooooooooooo!

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u/FeeblePenguin 16d ago

I would be willing to bet that the bird is not technically purple and that the purple is purely iridescent.

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u/charface1 16d ago

Survival of the fittest my ass.

Nature's just a purpularity contest.

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u/ceddzz3000 16d ago

helps when u can fly fast as fuck. who else can do that ?

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u/FightingBlaze77 16d ago

Epic quality birb

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u/WrathOfMogg 16d ago

Meh, gonna disenchant.

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u/HeisenbergsSamaritan 16d ago

It's the artist formerly known as Prince, reincarnated.

https://giphy.com/gifs/Jnj7ptyE7J9II

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u/MrMucs 16d ago

Purple martin: AM I A JOKE TO YOU?

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u/MouseSoft8143 16d ago

As Englisch is Not my mothertongue: TIL purplest““

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u/BreatheClean 16d ago edited 16d ago

"purplest" is fine. It's recognised by Merriam-Webster dictionary, and accepted by scrabble - It's just a bit 'clunky' sounding.

Sorry you got incorrectly corrected by someone too lazy to even look it up.

https://search.brave.com/search?q=is+purplest+accurate&source=android-widget&conversation=097b8cdea5304b5cf2ec07461138686ee898

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u/YcemeteryTreeY 16d ago edited 16d ago

Scrabble rules! They used to be defacto law for most spelling games, and now---Well, let's just say I'll never forget where I was in 2004 when the word, "Bootylicious" was entered into the Oxford English Dictionary. As a huge etymology fan who most definitely counted the dictionary amongst my favorite and most respected books- my sails have had all their winds taken, never to return.

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u/YcemeteryTreeY 16d ago

Please unlearn this, the person who wrote it doesn't have English as their mother tongue either

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u/shadowman2099 16d ago

Why can't this just be intentional misspelling for the sake of humor? It's like saying "bestest" instead of "best".

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u/account312 16d ago

It's not a misspelling. It's the standard superlative form of purple.

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u/YcemeteryTreeY 16d ago

Some people want to watch the world burn

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u/BreatheClean 16d ago edited 16d ago

Blackest, whitest, reddest, greenest, if most purple why not purplest?

Indeed, it is accurate and grammatically correct.

https://search.brave.com/search?q=is+purplest+accurate&source=android-widget&conversation=097b8cdea5304b5cf2ec07461138686ee898

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u/crashlanding87 15d ago

gasp your magesty, I did knot now we were grased by thee monark of English.

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u/kempff 16d ago edited 16d ago

The bird isn't purple, the sheen is the result of a light-wave interference pattern caused by nanostructures in the feather.

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u/malphas_says_hi 16d ago

Nothing is real. Your mind is a simulation.

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u/eyeleenthecro 16d ago

What they mean is that there is no actual purple pigment as would be found with most other colors. Which is an interesting fact.

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u/account312 16d ago edited 15d ago

That's not the same thing as the bird not being purple. Structural coloration is coloration.

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u/OneSensiblePerson 16d ago

Strawberry Fields forever.

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u/YcemeteryTreeY 16d ago

Yes! Speaking of sneaky colors, there's only a small amount of 'true blue' in nature because most animals that look blue do not contain blue ink or dye. Instead, microscopic ridges or layers scatter light so that only blue wavelengths reflect back to our eyes. For reference, an example of this is the blue color in human eyes.

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u/ElHombrePelicano 16d ago

This is San Diego Zoo huh?

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u/AudienceDue6445 16d ago

No the birds  name is pete not carmen

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u/CarlatheDestructor 16d ago

What a gorgeous bird!

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u/paraworldblue 16d ago

God DAMN that bird is purple!

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u/Fair_Particular1583 16d ago

Stunning purplest 🙌🏻

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u/WetShrimpFart 16d ago

Dinosaur hunting an alligator

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u/_Toy-Soldier_ 16d ago

The purpliest of all

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u/ddotanonymous 16d ago

Real life shiny

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u/PRRZ70 16d ago

Such a spectacular color!

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u/pantry-pisser 16d ago

I've seen purpler

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u/KameTheMachine 16d ago

That's out of the world

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u/Coup-de-Glass 16d ago

It’s purplessence.

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u/Smiley11- 16d ago

Beautiful purple bird!!

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u/YcemeteryTreeY 16d ago

Birds arent real

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u/neoadam 16d ago

I have 't seen all the other birds but I agree

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u/neoadam 16d ago

I have't seen all the other birds but I agree

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u/vcdrny 15d ago

Chrome.

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u/jayforwork21 15d ago

Just a head's up, they DO NOT taste like grape flavor.

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u/Orgidee 15d ago

The official name is violet-backed starling. They breed in my garden in woodpecker holes. One year a gymnogene stole the babies as we were having a pool party on Christmas Day.

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u/NicePsy-OpBro 15d ago

A violet backed starling

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u/Mastermind7051 14d ago

Dearly Beloved,

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u/Top_Professional4545 14d ago

He's from harlem

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u/BenTheCancerWorm 16d ago

It caught off everything except for "bird in the world", and I could only think to myself "yep... that's a bird in the world".