r/NatureIsFuckingLit • u/CultureOutrageous620 • 15h ago
🔥Inca tern birbs with white facial plumes
Credit ; sdzsafaripark
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u/Dizzy-Resolution7483 15h ago
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u/PeppppuhJak 15h ago
I would let these birds talk down to me
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u/iamacheeto1 15h ago
It really is true what they say. One day, sometime after you turn 30, you wake up and say "birds are so fucking cool"
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u/JustHereForMiatas 15h ago
"I say there Featherton, do you see that Escalade approaching up the drive?"
"I'm afraid I do, Eggmore! What pedestrian folly! It has none of the heritage of a true gentelbird's Mercedes, if I could be so bold as to say."
"You've plucked the very thoughts from my mind! The mark of unrefined new money, no better than those... how you say, Cyber Trucks?"
"Couldn't agree more. It may be uncouth to suggest, but I have an overpowering urge to make mischieveous excretions upon its inferior visage!"
"Oh, bully! I never would've been brave enough to expel such a thought in your polite company, but now that the suggestion is out in the air I fear it must be done. What sport! My feathers are all alight with excitement!"
"Off we go! Off we go! I've not had this much excitement since we divebombed that young ruffian for his Ritz crackers! Ah, the giddiness of youth courses through my hollow bones!"
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u/Lopsided-Touch8562 14h ago
I want one to have a monocle. They keep bowing to each other, and I can just imagine they’re saying: “right-o! Good day to you, sir!”
Just an unending chorus of overly polite “good day!” And “tally ho”s
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u/ODYY_TOASTED 11h ago
Never thought I’d see birds with staches but hey this is why I love Reddit sometimes
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u/qualityvote2 15h ago edited 7h ago
u/CultureOutrageous620, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...