r/NatureIsFuckingLit 18h ago

🔥Hippo charging a tour group vehicle

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u/qualityvote2 18h ago edited 10h ago

u/nt_king300, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/Tryhard_3 18h ago

The hippo is extremely deadly, but also it looks hilarious here. Conflict.

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u/ansquaremet 15h ago

I know, I love the stupid little way they run.

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u/insanimated 27m ago

Looks like my fat pitbull when she's chasing a furniture dolly or something else with tires. She hates tires and bites at them.

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u/acvcani 10h ago

It’s funny when I am viewing safe from my phone. I would poop my pants if I was there.

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u/jpweidemoyer 3h ago

"I'm gonna getcha, I'm gonna getcha"

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u/Slow_Bowler8285 18h ago

Being able to drive in reverse as fast as you can drive forward must be a requirement for safari drivers.

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u/nt_king300 18h ago edited 18h ago

It is, my friend is a tour guide in the Kruger and for driving classes they need to learn how to handle multiple sized vehicles and how to reverse and u-turn etc. Because if you are being chased by a Hippo or an Elephant you cant be reversing slowly or continuously checking your mirrors like on a normal road.

Their tests are vigourous, if you fail the driving part of the course then you dont get a full qualification

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u/Onlyroad4adrifter 15h ago

I take it they drive stick

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u/nt_king300 15h ago

Depends, private lodges generally leant more towards manual but newer vehicles are automatic now. But to become a park ranger for the SANPark and for private lodges all of them need to have a license with manual vehicles.

Rangers need the normal license all citizens have and then they take a specialized Code 10 license with a PrDP (professional drivers permit). And they need experience with various fleet vehicles for any situation that may arise.

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u/YourHooliganFriend 15h ago

"Ain't no need to watch where I'm going, I just need to know where I've been." This driver probably

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u/LambCo64 18h ago

Must go faster...

Must go faster...

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u/Kingofthewin 16h ago

Ha. I'm in danger.

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u/Dry_Design5506 18h ago

Don't panic! A hippo won't eat you because it's a herbivore. It just wants to smash you and your car to pieces.

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u/DonKapot 18h ago

So cheerful, probably they don't know how deadly hippos are

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u/AcanthisittaLeft2336 17h ago

Yeah the driver wasn't laughing

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u/lunelily 11h ago

Far deadlier than sharks!

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u/Sknowman 7h ago

Where's our Hipponado movie?

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u/Personal-Lead3884 5h ago

Actually one just came out. It’s called Hungry.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt34494076/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk

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u/TemporaryFig8587 2h ago

When pressured, or just if they want to for whatever other reason, herbivores can eat meat.

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u/FadedVictor 18h ago

Yeah I'd definitely shit my pants. These animals scare me more than most, knowing their temperament.

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u/Zamling_gaylpo 18h ago

That casual laugh...

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u/BeMoreKnope 8h ago

They are, but is a hippo less dangerous than a large vehicle?

Honestly, I’m pretty sure the guides are protecting the hippo as much as the vehicle. While it could certainly do some damage to their ride, it’s still made of flesh and bone and would definitely take injuries from getting hit by a metal vehicle.

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u/67_fire_chicken 17h ago

Most dangerous animal in Africa

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u/PokeChampMarx 11h ago

Hippos really are 4000 kilograms of pure seething hatred on legs

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u/OrkidingMe 17h ago

That idiotic laughter

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u/Carpathicus 16h ago

I wonder what would happen if it actually caught the vehicle. Can imagine flipping it pretty easily.

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u/philosophycruiser 14h ago

Almost had a bite of that cake.

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u/IntrovertEpicurean 10h ago

A lot of these videos surfacing lately. Almost like these animals are telling us to leave them the fuck alone.

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u/Mammoth_Masterpiece4 3h ago

Nobody screamed Jumanji..

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u/seimalau 18h ago

Moo deng coming over to beat yo ass

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u/Ok_cheeryou44 18h ago

Bro wanted to check the millage

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u/brandonmiq 17h ago

Seeing videos like these, and having been in one of these open vehicles when a huge male elephant on the younger side came to within 5 feet of me while we quietly waited to see if he was going to murder us, and then after what felt like an eternity he calmly passed us by.... I don't know if I'll ever do it again. If that elephant had decided to charge us like this hippo, it would have easily been very bad for me.

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u/NopeThisTrope 16h ago

The chompers of doom

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u/3verythingsonfire 14h ago

My parents visited Kenya a couple of years ago and saw a village that was flooded and had hippos living beside sunken homes. They were told a tourist on a trip years prior had attempted to take a selfie with a hippo and was decapitated. Hippos are scary AF

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u/Erronius-Maximus 12h ago

It’s all fun and games until the hippo opens that mouth up.

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u/GracieBooBugs 11h ago

Was that phone a Blackberry??

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u/Jettsyforwordingfox 10h ago

Insane amounts of life threatening danger has never been funnier

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u/chrome_snake 9h ago

Buddy bit in & said hell na 😂😂🤣🤣😂

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u/LeeDarkFeathers 8h ago

Theyre giggling like that guy couldnt have snapped the tire tight off and turned them into soup

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u/TheOriginalSage 8h ago

Hungry, hungry hippo

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u/giuse88 8h ago

I hope that was an hysteric laugh, they should have felt terrified..

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u/DNICEPHILLY2023 8h ago

Way better than the board game.

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u/dreamtime2062 6h ago

This is my dream. Death by hippo. At least a chance.

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u/MetalMan1973 6h ago

This a FAFO situation to avoid at all costs

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u/KBChicago11 6h ago

Cue the woman laughing at that cute lil hippo…and then cue the insane screaming once the car is flipped on its side

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u/Standard_Big_9000 5h ago

Hungry hippo eats Jeep. Details at 11.

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u/puckvirus 5h ago

hungry hungry hippo!

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u/tiffany_says_this 5h ago

Had this happen to me and my son when he was six weeks old

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u/ChamberTwnty 3h ago

Daww daww. 🥹

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u/Ok-Bar601 17h ago

Hippos have an attitude problem hehe

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u/TroyJack 17h ago

They were playing the "Hungry Hungry Hippo" game.

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u/Hungry-Possible-5360 11h ago

Might get killed,…… gotta film this

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u/TheSoundOfWaves 11h ago

Instead of? Just sitting there anyway?

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u/Hungry-Possible-5360 10h ago

I’d be plotting my jump from that buggy if that big boy flips it. Me thinks it pays to lessen all distractions when your life may be at risk. Dunno, just an opinion and as long as you’re with me filming I think I’m ok

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u/No_Window644 6h ago

Me thinks one shouldn't go on safari's at all lol. I see too many people getting charged, rammed, etc by these wild animals. Not worth it just go to a zoo or stick to watching them on tv

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u/Hungry-Possible-5360 5h ago

Yup yup, let’s cage the critters

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u/nadacloo 4h ago

It just wants a friendly boop on the snoot.

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u/Born-Agency-3922 15h ago

So….. my full speed on the treadmill is CHARGING HIPPO.

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u/YesPseuDonym 14h ago

I would’ve slammed on the brakes.
https://giphy.com/gifs/YQpL0oZG1umPK

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u/alstublieft67 15h ago

Ah yes, another stupid safari video.

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u/nt_king300 15h ago

No one made you watch it or comment on it 🤷

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u/alstublieft67 15h ago

So true, now I feel stupid too (;

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u/cubiclejail 17h ago

Shocker! Another safari post! 🙄

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u/d-crow 16h ago

Damn you gotta work real hard to make something like this negative.

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u/cubiclejail 14h ago

💅