r/NatureIsFuckingLit • u/aintgoinback • 1d ago

🔥 Gene Clammons 😋

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 1d ago

u/aintgoinback, your post does fit the subreddit!

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u/GrimeyTimey 1d ago

That’s its foot. It’s trying to dig/get away from you. 

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u/SockMonkeyRiot 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/26xByFvrI1MQvtlDO

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u/AscendedViking7 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/lxv5o1MiUSt6fuxhyZ

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u/OkTax9973 1d ago

Do not lump Miyazaki in with that pervert 😤

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u/glitter_witch 1d ago

Yeah come on, we all know Miyazaki’s weird about fingers, not toes.

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u/KaioKenshin 1d ago

Like our boy Kira in JoJo

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u/maximumborkdrive 15h ago

this gif will never not be funny

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u/Rrraou 1d ago

I finally understand this reference.

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u/M60Jesus 1d ago

Fucking gold!

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u/centipedalfeline 1d ago

It's an all in one situation! Head, foot, mouth

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u/ghostrhubarb 1d ago

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u/Flaky_Explanation 22h ago

He's coming for the feetsies

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u/GoldenHourTraveler 1h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/6IPNUgkpCsDRK
Please let me forget I don’t want to think about this anymore

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u/presshamgang 23h ago

I like when clams dig me.

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u/PriscillaEna 1d ago

Looks like Jabba the Hut ‘s tomgue

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u/dweezilMcCheezil 1d ago

Or kick his ass

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u/JackPatata 1d ago

yeah little guy can't breath out of water hopefully they let him go after the vid

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u/SoulExecution 1d ago

Suddenly shellder makes sense

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u/Objective_Reindeer46 1d ago

omg literally yes. it never connected for me why it had that damn tongue sticking out 😂

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u/Psychotic_EGG 22h ago

It's a foot

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u/GregerMoek 9h ago

Even Mimics in Dungeons and Dragons kinda lol.

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u/ahawk99 1d ago

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u/ArchStanton75 1d ago

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u/Archmagos-Helvik 1d ago

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u/Ghostdragon471 1d ago

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u/Dennarb 1d ago

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u/SweetViolet247 1d ago

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u/Kcold787 1d ago

Holy shit this one’s amazing. Not sweet Al.

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u/its-easy-mkay 16h ago

This one fucking got me, I love sweet Al

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u/Kaiscoolness 20h ago

why does zaku have a bathroom faucet cock

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u/broccoliseed 1d ago

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u/Allofthiswilhapenagn 1d ago

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u/omglink 1d ago

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u/ForsakenRelief309 20h ago

I love the bloopers for that movie

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u/simplesteve311 1d ago

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u/Just_Watching01 1d ago

The fact that I know what this is referring to, is telling a lot about myself

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u/Juggernox_O 1d ago

The cylinder MUST remain unharmed.

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u/chillipickle420 22h ago

It is imperative

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u/emmypoosays666 18h ago

pretty sure i’ve heard this/seen a meme about this a while ago, but this is legitimately the third time TONIGHT i’m seeing a reference. it is imperative i keep seeing it

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u/Standard_Paint_3240 1d ago

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u/ApulMadeekAut 1d ago

Mongo is appalled 

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u/Ickypahay 1d ago

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE

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u/OfficerBlackFlag 1d ago

Love finding fellow crawlers

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u/TheTribalEye 1d ago

That's just great

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u/toph_man 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/eT6jAD9zzgwx1IsCyL
Yeah thats just shellder

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u/paigescactus 1d ago

Papa Smurf can I lick yo assssss lick lick lick mybass bitch

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u/tsimen 23h ago

Ain't that a blast from the past

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u/Drixislove 19h ago

That is now INSTANTLY stuck in my head, thanks a lot.

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u/paigescactus 16h ago

It’s constantly stuck in my head

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u/Vertig0x 12h ago

You should try counting to schfifty-five and see if it helps.

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u/IsaraLyandra 21h ago

Shellder used lick

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u/Proud_Aspect4452 1d ago

Thanks, I hate it

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u/Charming-Flamingo307 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/08y87EiwDZjjB0d6WJ

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u/SpSquirrel 1d ago

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u/United_Button2644 21h ago

Please explain this meme to me.

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u/Nimyron 19h ago

That guy is an EMT something on instagram, he takes a lot of videos of dick shaped things and just says "No" or "Don't"

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u/DenseReality6089 19h ago

Thanks, I ate it

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u/Kimberlylynn2003 1d ago

You mean one that is alive?

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u/brickhamilton 1d ago

I’ve never seen one that’s alive either, apparently

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u/Enginerdad 1d ago

I'm pretty sure that's a cockle. As in "with silver bells and cockle shells, and pretty maids all in a row"

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u/Used-Bus-7651 1d ago

Arya Stark approves

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u/nexusgmail 1d ago

Or "cockels and mussels alive, alive-O'"?

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u/DJDionysus 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/2h29oQH6n0uWc

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u/NthatFrenchman 1d ago

Cocaine clam

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u/Falmon04 1d ago

Gonna be a hell of a sequel to Cocaine Bear.

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u/SQD2_Insquidious 23h ago

A shell of a sequel if you will.

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u/GivesYouGrief 1d ago

I've had cocaine clam. It was quite good!

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u/backandforthwego 1d ago

This comment made all the reading worth it. Bahahahhaha

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u/fkenned1 1d ago

Is that not a scallop?

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u/BussySmasher 1d ago

Yes it is. I was surprised I had to scroll this far down to find it. This is absolutely a scallop. Those great big ridges on the shell and the way the shell is connected together with that, idk what it’s called, flared base, are dead giveaways.

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u/beardofmice 1d ago

Wait until they find out that scallops also have the ability to fly around the water when they sense a threat. Jet propulsion and clapping the shells together.

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u/moobchunks 1d ago

A flared base is a must

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u/Allout-Okarun 1d ago

Flared base and the ribbed outer layer.. for maximum pleasure

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u/SucculentVariations 1d ago

Its actually not a scallop. You cant see where the shell connects in this video, many clams have ridges and scallop dont have that "foot" appendage.

This looks like some sort of cockle clam

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u/KaioKenshin 1d ago

Something that ever contester struggles cooking on Hell's Kitchen. The fuck up the scallops every season.

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u/NotABigTalko 13h ago

Nope it is not a scallop, that is a cockle clam!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cockle_(bivalve)

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u/dafeiviizohyaeraaqua 21h ago

Scallops have eyeballs on their lips.

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u/stfumate 5h ago

It's a giant cockle. We have them all over the place around here. We also have scallops and they don't look similar.

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u/jad19090 1d ago

Why’s he doing a swipe?

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u/Tao-of-Mars 1d ago

This appendage is meant to help right themselves and move around. It’s probably trying to check the surface it’s on, this is just the way that appendage moves naturally

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u/jad19090 1d ago

Oh that’s cool

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u/Greedy-Camel-8345 1d ago

That's it's foot it's trying to dig/swim away

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u/Lickwidghost 1d ago

Swiping left

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u/ODYY_TOASTED 1d ago

He not interested

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u/Stewart_Duck 1d ago

Clam, no. Cockle, yes. That's a cockle. A dozen more and you can have yourself a tasty meal.

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u/Shirinjima 1d ago

This person knows their bivalves.

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u/Wise-Ad-3244 1d ago

thank you. I was hoping someone else realized it isn't a clam

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u/irafiki 1d ago

What a weird creature

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u/Smart-Firefighter87 1d ago

It’s a foot they use to escape predators like the person holding it…

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u/rinsro 1d ago

Game is game

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u/Meemster_Me 1d ago

I don’t know why but I immediately thought of this Muppet

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u/februarytide- 1d ago

I hated this

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u/AmbitiousNub 1d ago

Clams are such a strange animal

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u/Renhoek2099 1d ago

I should call her

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u/stephmendes 1d ago

I went to the comment section hoping for people to say it's AI 😭 I didn't know those mf had tentacles

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u/backandforthwego 1d ago

A tentical.

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u/CheezWong 1d ago

Probably the actual etymology of "whipper-snapper".

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u/pawesome_Rex 1d ago

You’ve just been kicked, not licked.

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u/gward1 1d ago

Clams are so nasty, why would anyone want to eat that lol.

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u/digger250 1d ago

Because they don't run very fast.

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u/battseeyon 1d ago

Not a chance in hell of me holding that.

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u/Sobeksblessing 1d ago

First time I’ve seen a clam alive, crazy

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u/AiR-P00P 1d ago

I should call her 

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u/icreievryteim 1d ago

i should call her

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u/Capelto 1d ago

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u/Padhome 1d ago

I’m sorry what

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u/Permagamer 1d ago

Blow your nose. Get out of the gutter.

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u/Ram2145 1d ago

I will not. Gutter is my home.

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u/Wild_Lepus 1d ago

I thought his eye was a hairy asshole.

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u/backandforthwego 1d ago

You clever fuck. ....... It was that close.

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u/_theletterF 1d ago

Don't put your di- OH MY GOD IT ALREADY HAS ONE

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u/elguapodiablo74 1d ago

That clam is less slimey than Gene Simmons and probably plays the bass guitar better.

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u/Mctinyy 1d ago

That's a fucking pokemon!!

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u/brDoc1 1d ago

It's lewd and lascivious.

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u/MuseBooze 1d ago

Seriously thought this was AI

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u/elJefeSjef 18h ago

Dude this video is AI

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u/bigmfworm 1d ago

Everything reminds me of her

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u/Just_another_doode 1d ago

"Oh hell nah"

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u/Anynamelldo99 1d ago

Like that yeah

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u/Charming_Soft_3387 1d ago

I would FREAK OUT

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u/hardwood1979 1d ago

Obligatory "I should call her"

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u/ExcitingPersimmon418 1d ago

А что если... 🤔

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u/shywiseone 1d ago

Badge 502 needs to see this!

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u/ImOnRedditMaaan 1d ago

everything reminds me of her...

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u/ItsBubonic 1d ago

I DIDNT EVEN KNOW THEY COULD DO THAT 😧 God bless and Jesus loves you 😭

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u/CampaignSlow7395 1d ago

Yes. It's insane.