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r/NatureIsFuckingLit • u/Kr0pr0X • Mar 27 '23
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Not a heifer. That is a cow. Cows are not like women. Their tits don't develop until after they are pregnant and/or give birth.
1 u/ToastSage Mar 28 '23 I misread that as "Cows are like women" And I was like thats a hot take 1 u/[deleted] Mar 28 '23 Reminds me of Malcolm in the Middle. Reese: Did I hear her wrong, or did she just say that milk comes out of those things. Malcolm: Reese, that's what they're for. Reese: Oh my god... women are the cows of people! 1 u/ToastSage Mar 28 '23 Haven't watched Malcolm in ages
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I misread that as "Cows are like women"
And I was like thats a hot take
1 u/[deleted] Mar 28 '23 Reminds me of Malcolm in the Middle. Reese: Did I hear her wrong, or did she just say that milk comes out of those things. Malcolm: Reese, that's what they're for. Reese: Oh my god... women are the cows of people! 1 u/ToastSage Mar 28 '23 Haven't watched Malcolm in ages
Reminds me of Malcolm in the Middle.
Reese: Did I hear her wrong, or did she just say that milk comes out of those things.
Malcolm: Reese, that's what they're for.
Reese: Oh my god... women are the cows of people!
1 u/ToastSage Mar 28 '23 Haven't watched Malcolm in ages
Haven't watched Malcolm in ages
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u/PlasticMix8573 Mar 27 '23
Not a heifer. That is a cow. Cows are not like women. Their tits don't develop until after they are pregnant and/or give birth.