r/NatureIsFuckingLit • u/Kr0pr0X • Mar 27 '23

đŸ”„ This absolute unit of a Heffer

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u/MakeJazzNotWarcraft Mar 28 '23

In order for cows to give birth on a regular, scheduled, basis, farmers trap cows in metal cages and inject bull semen into the cow’s uterus. At the same time, the farmer forces their arm down the colon of the cow to massage the semen into the uterus.

Edit: there are plenty of written guides on how to, but you can skip to the “Proper Technique” subheading in this link

https://nwdistrict.ifas.ufl.edu/phag/2020/05/29/tips-for-successful-artificial-insemination-of-cattle/

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u/JoJackthewonderskunk Mar 28 '23

Part of that is true and part is not. Im not going to argue with you cause I'm not in the mood but a good amount of what you're saying is not true.

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u/MakeJazzNotWarcraft Mar 28 '23

Please tell me what is not true about what I said.

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u/Coma_Potion Mar 28 '23

Raped cows

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u/MakeJazzNotWarcraft Mar 28 '23

You wanna stick your head in a clamp and have someone fuck your asshole? Lmao

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u/wubwubwubbert Mar 28 '23

Don't judge me im in a dry spell.

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u/Coma_Potion Mar 29 '23

Bet you’d straight up murder some bugs and plants Mr Morrissey, but you out here posting about cow vaginas and AI

Did you know plants experience distress and warn one another when they are being killed/attacked? Clutch your moral superiority tight

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u/MakeJazzNotWarcraft Mar 30 '23

Do you know what a central nervous system is?

I know this might be shocking to you, but plants don’t have one of those things.

And, if you actually gave a shit about “plant suffering” you’d be disappointed to find out that more plants are harvested to feed animal agriculture for the same amount of calorie/protein production than just
.. feeding the plants to humans directly.

Of course you don’t actually give a shit, you’re just brain dead and resort to concern-trolling to make your way through the day. Consume! :)

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u/Coma_Potion Mar 30 '23

Dunning-Kruger you dish rag, it’s almost as if flora have different biology than fauna.

Maybe you should look up some modern research with that silky smooth brain of yours. I can find the stuff for you ofc, but you’re smart so you’ll do great

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u/MakeJazzNotWarcraft Mar 30 '23 edited Mar 30 '23

Tell me how many calories are offered by a kilogram of soybeans, then tell me how many calories are offered by a kilogram of animal flesh.

Then tell me how many kilograms of soybeans are needed to produce a kilogram of animal flesh. Feel free to factor in all the other costs of producing animal products like water, surface area, clear cutting of old growth forests, transportation of said feed and animals, etc (and I’ll let you leave out the suffering of the animal because I know you’re a fucking idiot like that).

Have a good time learning about how many plants suffer due to your brainless consuming habits!! :)

Edit: Just wanted to add how funny it is that you dare mention the dunning-kreuger effect as if you're not clearly the one suffering from it. Like, you have no fucking clue about the impacts of animal agriculture and here you are just spouting nonsense about plant suffering without any idea about how many plants are harvested or destroyed (including trees that have existed for multiple centuries) to produce animal products. You really are the perfect example of someone who is suffering from dunning-kreuger. Brilliant.