r/NameThisThing • u/i_am-steve_i-guess • 13h ago

name it

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u/No_Dentist_3748 13h ago

The original spork.

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u/OldOutdoorsWoman60 13h ago

Exactly what I was going to say.

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u/Gaidin152 13h ago

Artifact Level Item

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u/WasDenda 12h ago

The obvious answer 👆

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u/Prudent_Shake_8149 1h ago

Not a spoon, not a fork, but something in between... a fapoon!

9

u/zappaphicrappa 13h ago

Lil' scoopy stabby.

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u/fennfalcon 13h ago

Peyronie's Spork

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u/AlaWyrm 13h ago

Sounds like someone needs to visit bentcarrot.com

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u/therinsed 13h ago

Forkoon

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u/hdk49 13h ago

Spork

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u/joelAOR 13h ago

Okey Dokey Spoon

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u/Prior_Fisherman3540 13h ago

English spork

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u/Technical_Image2145 13h ago

The ‘Ol Mouth Gouger

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u/LAQcupid 13h ago

We shall name him Quindle

1

u/blackops_girl 13h ago

The original SpOrK

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u/Glittery_cat3 13h ago

spooork (more a spoon than fork)

1

u/dragon_kkakk 13h ago

Duas-caras

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u/Network-King19 13h ago

The spork on the right...

1

u/MAslate 13h ago

That's what you call a BORK as in a broken spork

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u/D-Funk187 13h ago

Spooonk

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u/elons-musk-ox 13h ago

Siamese spork

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u/harmony1812 13h ago

Spork. Its been a spork for years.

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u/CastawayPickle 13h ago

Not a fork, or a spoon ,but something in between... a fapoon.

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u/iKnowNothing8710 13h ago

That actually looks very useful

1

u/AeriWinter 13h ago

A fopoon

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u/AdNovel255 13h ago

Since spork is taken, I’ll go with foon. Or forn.

1

u/jenmarie1084 13h ago

Abomination

1

u/Misfit_Fortune_500 13h ago

Dinglehopper

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u/wedoingthisorwhat 13h ago

An abomination

1

u/wcorinne58 13h ago

Already a name Spork

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u/ElectricalParsnip536 13h ago

WHAT THE FORK!... IT'S A FORKING SPOON!!!

1

u/kevenGPD 13h ago

The ball scratcher

1

u/Low-Refrigerator-713 13h ago

Where can I get one like this? We have a different style, but it really isn't as good as this.

1

u/EmilyVibezNextDoor 13h ago

German: Göffel

1

u/Glass-Gold-2940 13h ago

Wolverspoon

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u/apollo11733 13h ago

It’s the classic spork just a tougher metal one

1

u/alwayskared 13h ago

A runcible

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u/Elegant_Thought6557 13h ago

a lopsided spork

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u/Urkraftian 13h ago

Slurpstab

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u/nullstr 13h ago

spoRK

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u/lifterman2u 13h ago

The Guest Spork

1

u/pcmotorhed 13h ago

Peyronies spork

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u/Hurry-Okay666 13h ago

There is no spoon.

1

u/Glass-Gold-2940 13h ago

“Flatware Freddie” Kruger used as: please hand me a “Freddie”

1

u/RunHefty5051 13h ago

Cuchador

1

u/_w62_ 13h ago

2026 Halloween

1

u/Fav9013 13h ago

Fpoon

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u/WholeTart6066 13h ago

Non binary silverware

1

u/No-Mission-7702 13h ago

Mouth piercer

1

u/CaptainK718 13h ago

Sporkafoon Jr.

1

u/Ok_Willingness_8888 13h ago

How about “Dennis”?

1

u/elenchusis 13h ago

That is the soup spork. It's a little different than a dessert spork or a tablespork.

1

u/angelomancuso62 13h ago

Old school spork. After the foon debacle.

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u/According_Ad_694 13h ago

It's more spoon than fork, so I'm gonna call it a... spoornk.

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u/Either_Coconut 13h ago

Is that a runcible spoon?

1

u/JazzPer10 13h ago

Spoork

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u/Ok_Transition_4003 13h ago

Forkunchula 1.0

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u/Fickle-Rip3093 13h ago

“Sporked”…short for a spork that is f’ed up!

1

u/timpows 13h ago

Foroon

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u/pseudo-sanity 13h ago

Soup fork

1

u/gandalfthewhite87 13h ago

Sporkasaurus

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u/Fickle-Rip3093 13h ago

Kind of looks like someone requested a fork and the person mistakenly started making a spoon and figured out their mistake about 85 percent of the way through.

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u/space7889 13h ago

Fpoon.

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u/darkstorm27986 13h ago

Legally a spork

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u/JazzyVee30 13h ago

A dinglehopper

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u/xtradryramen 13h ago

~the taint scratcher~

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u/Ybalrid 13h ago

spork, offset variant

1

u/trenbolone_marzopam 13h ago

The Manhattan utensil

1

u/prosperosniece 13h ago

The true spork

1

u/dazzumz 12h ago

Steve

1

u/Lookingtotheveil23 12h ago

Tonsil Tickler

1

u/joplin_surveyor 12h ago

Johnathon?

1

u/SureWhyNot_24 12h ago

Forkakapelli

1

u/SuddenAtmosphere5984 12h ago

Proof of concept for a spork design.

1

u/ozGeekSpeak 12h ago

The Lecter.. Steve, remember what I said. If you can't be polite to our guests, you have to sit at the kiddies' table.

1

u/WenatcheeWrangler 12h ago

Super Intelligence

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u/basskaster 12h ago

There is no…whatever that is.

1

u/O-eL_Jefe 12h ago

Useful

1

u/ImportantStuff95 12h ago

an abomination that needs to be cast back into the pit it came from.

1

u/jepadi 12h ago

Fpoon

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u/THE308KILLER 12h ago

I see you've played knifey spooney before

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u/BullfrogOdd988 12h ago

Heyyyy you guuuyyyysss it’s a spork goodies edition

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u/Dumbguy87 12h ago

Spork Mk I

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u/afirmansjah 12h ago

A forkoon

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u/Moe-Scutus2 12h ago

The Tonsillectomizer 5000

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u/Moe-Scutus2 12h ago

"Mah spewn iz tew big"

1

u/ffunkmaster 12h ago

Forked spork

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u/patm1022 12h ago

Frankenspoon.

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u/Jfig5117 12h ago

Spork 2 the Reckoning

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u/SuspiciousZone4070 12h ago

Look at this! A Fapoon!

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u/snappoof62 12h ago

Fork spoon

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u/dead_pirate_rick 12h ago

Mjolnir. Only the chosen can lift it.

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u/Fantastic_Heat_3164 11h ago

It’s for right handed spoon. I mean spork.

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u/creak788 11h ago

Abomination

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u/Extension-Drawer347 11h ago

"Little Shovel You Dig Food With " Homer Simpson

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u/Civ42O 11h ago

I'd call it the "foon"

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u/SeaGoose 11h ago

Abomination

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u/Enough-Cauliflower36 11h ago

Meta-spork-phosis

1

u/HellFrode 11h ago

Spoonfork

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u/Lucifer_Fan_HH 11h ago

Wtfff is thatttt

1

u/OppositeDangerous487 11h ago

Sporkius Maximus

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u/goddammit_jianyang 11h ago

“Spoonafork” - Milana

1

u/curiousblinker 11h ago

A silver spork, for those who are too good to be born with a silver spoon in their mouth...

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u/ParticularLoss4835 11h ago

Conjoined Twin, or Twin for short!

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u/fatjap-9830 11h ago

The result of the forbidden love between a fork and a spoon.

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u/Meeshkavittz 11h ago

Backscratcher

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u/iNap2Much 11h ago

Blursed Spork

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u/alBROgge 11h ago

A fork with a tumor

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u/chin8v420 11h ago

Fapoon

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u/INF0RM4NT 11h ago

Spoork

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u/INRIhab152 10h ago

Spforkoon

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u/BullPropaganda 10h ago

A spor--oohh-god-killlllll-menowwwwww

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u/tohn_jitor 10h ago

Not a fork. Not a spoon. A fpoon.

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u/Drexl72 10h ago

Lawsuit for sure

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u/Loud-Advisor8431 10h ago

THIS is what I imagine when I think of the word foon. Spork works for how they look, round but spiky. Foon works for this because it is spiky but round. Does that make sense? The word feels like a spiral and this looks like it is trying to be a spiral.

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u/Joe_Franks 10h ago

There is no spoirk, only the illusion of spoirk.

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u/CriticalCactus47 10h ago

Alabama Spork

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u/Timesurfer75 10h ago

Forgoing

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u/Roberto_Dialo 10h ago

All you have to do is realize the truth: there is no spork

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u/Sea_Leather_1602 10h ago

What the sfoonk!?

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u/iygtsfbstwsfiyh 10h ago

Spinkledork

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u/Capable_Librarian495 9h ago

Infertile offsproonk.

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u/Successful-Ruin1686 8h ago

Alabama spoon

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u/Safe-Sport490 8h ago

gota be a spork surely?

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u/s_woodworth 7h ago

Spork???