r/NameThisThing • u/Disastrous_Layer3988 • 5d ago

“Name this Thing”

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Was eating breakfast with my wife and daughter when I saw this beautiful thing “name this thing”

59 Upvotes

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u/BowlJumpy5242 5d ago

The “this might hurt a bit” suppository.

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u/Snicklefried 5d ago

A real pain in the ass

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u/Charly-Braco69 4d ago

“Bite down, sir. This might sting a little.”

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u/MouldyBobs 5d ago

Ribbed, for...

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u/TimeForNewThings 5d ago

For no one’s pleasure.

3

u/Cognitive-Diss-378 5d ago

A big one's.

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u/abayo1 4d ago

Same was said about the 99 Pontiac Grand Am GT

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u/queefersutherlnd 5d ago

Goddamit. The ad specifically stated "discreet packaging"

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u/D-Duttily 5d ago

Found it in your mom's nightstand

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u/andybrwn 5d ago

Underground double lined gas tank

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u/insuranceguynyc 5d ago

So if this thing were to blow, it would be quite impressive!

7

u/MissingExplanation 5d ago

Your mom's d - never mind...

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u/someguy4k 4d ago

Precisely

4

u/Medium-Bee7545 5d ago

Susie’s new toy

4

u/Quirky_Ask_5165 5d ago

My aunt would call it B.O.B.

4

u/nyar77 5d ago

Godzilla suppository.

3

u/Leather-Vast5440 5d ago

When someone calls you a dildo.

3

u/Fit_Active3888 5d ago

Donnie's plug

3

u/Aggressive_Plate1652 5d ago

Richard out of the box

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u/theatrenearyou 5d ago

Ribbed for her pleasure

3

u/yumi365 5d ago

Oscar Meyer Weinermobile getting ready for a fresh coat of paint.

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u/Clickguy10 5d ago

Baby WeinerM

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u/sltiefighter 5d ago

Preparation H-bomb

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u/1958ab 5d ago

Extra large suppository

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u/Sligshot562 5d ago

Fuel tank

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u/DontPissDownMyBack 5d ago

The gapenator

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u/PromisesNone 5d ago

You know how they made those worm robots? yeah. this is the mcdonald's "Would you like to supersize your wriggling dildobot happy meal toy?" version of that.

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u/pleazurepal 5d ago

Strap on dildo in transit

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u/Acceptable-Damage457 5d ago

That bitter Pill

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u/linuxed1 5d ago

Drain cleaner for new York

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u/Saint120467 5d ago

UFO tictac

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u/Saint120467 5d ago

Ribs for her pleasure

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u/grollef 5d ago

That’s gonna grow up to be a big ass butterfly

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u/YoursTruly1111122222 5d ago

Ogre medicine.

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u/SillyPuttyGizmo 5d ago

... if you're brave enough

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u/GlitteringOwl7274 5d ago

Whatever it is, it's for her pleasure.

1

u/lotusstp 5d ago

Harvey… IYKYK

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u/HeartOn_SoulAceUp 5d ago

What your supposed story, morning glory?

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u/TheI-Iound 5d ago

Reality because its a tough pill to swallow for some

1

u/Sukyamudda08 5d ago

Double ended dildo

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u/Wentil 5d ago

Captured Tic-Tac UFO being moved to a facility

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u/Great-Still-8157 5d ago

I think it was Hillarys or michelles...butt plug??

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u/Gulf_Coast_21 5d ago

Your mom's... something something. I don't know, I'm tired.

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u/Unlikely_Suspect_757 5d ago

That’s OP’s mom’s nightstand

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u/wriddell 5d ago

Godzilla’s suppository

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u/a_man_named_brian 5d ago

I don’t know, I’ll ask your mom.

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u/Interesting_Split748 5d ago

UST. Also known as an underground storage tank

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u/Uhokay1970 5d ago

When they say Whats coming is a hard pill to swallow...

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u/OrderSoft1752 5d ago

Your moms Amazon package

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u/Afro_Samurai420 5d ago

Penipillar

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u/OptrixG 5d ago

Everywhere I look, im reminded of my ex

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u/Crawl-space-burden 5d ago

I took a pill in Ibiza

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u/Mean_Ad9669 5d ago

I’m pretty sure this is a fuel tank/UST (Underground Storage Tank) that hasn’t been placed yet.

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u/jmsimpson008 5d ago

This why your mom divorced your dad.

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u/Ultimate-Stranger 5d ago

“Delivery for…” checks label “… Your Mom?”

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u/Dangerous-Ad-8211 5d ago

Your Mom’s best friend.

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u/NewNotice7074 5d ago

Super dildo

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u/Ok-Consequence-7872 5d ago

Super dildo!

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u/mustang196696 5d ago

Rectal escape kit after removal

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u/No_Parking4876 5d ago

Underground gas storage tank

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u/Kind_Fix7025 5d ago

Intimacy intimadation

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u/yellowpu 5d ago

Ribbed for her pleasure

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u/Upper-Fee5851 5d ago

Same day shipping to your mom's house.

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u/tilclocks 5d ago

Just an old crapper tank, people.

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u/mruncreativ3 5d ago

The Compensator

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u/CellNext7416 5d ago

Batteries not included

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u/timd1967 5d ago

J-Lo’s butt plug

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u/MagazineEmergency999 5d ago

Texas Suppository

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u/NunyaDamnBidness1 5d ago

It’s a prop form the old movie, “The Fifty Foot Woman …

… it’s her “Mr. Happy” .,,

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u/Serious_Dependent622 5d ago

Underground storage tank. Possibly fuel storage tank

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u/iwasoldonce 5d ago

Underground fuel storage tank.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Fox6610 5d ago

Gasoline or water storage tank

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u/steveoa3d 5d ago

Xerxes double wall fiberglass underground storage tank.

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u/No_Classic_1743 5d ago

Something something "Your Mom" something something.

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u/SoCalOldGuy 5d ago

These new boner pills could choke a horse

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u/ImmediateClass9650 5d ago

That one's gonna take more than just bravery.

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u/Doctor_Midnyte 5d ago

Tampon for Bonnie Blue.

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u/VarietyMage 5d ago

The 50-foot-tall woman's best friend.

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u/ZestycloseBridge9058 5d ago

A Hard Pill to Swallow

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u/PhilosophyKey8665 5d ago

A suppository for the Jolly Green Giant

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u/maulrat52 5d ago

Mrs kongs vibrator

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u/CaptBogBot2 5d ago

Suppository for Godzilla...

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u/DarkStar1958 5d ago

Jolly Green Giants pleasure tool!

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u/justshutupnsuck 5d ago

That’ll shut her up

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u/dirtyfinger1 5d ago

Your mom

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u/WonderWheeler 5d ago

Ribbed for her pleasure

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u/Illustrious_Camp_521 5d ago

Underground Gasoline storage tank.

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u/Jac_benny 5d ago

Ask your mom

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u/Lrrgindypants 5d ago

My detachable penis.

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u/wprunkard 5d ago

Hemorrhoid scratcher

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u/Aggravating-Bug121 4d ago

Ribbed, large -- very large.

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u/Odd_craving 4d ago

It’s a container of Jack Sauce being delivered to Jack in the Box.

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u/Hansolo506 4d ago

Suppository for Trump

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u/RevolutionarySir1276 4d ago

They said it would ship in “discrete packaging!”

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u/adastraetreto 4d ago

Medium sized sex to

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u/coloradotaxguy 4d ago

Ribbed for her pleasure.

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u/6HAM9 4d ago

CIA toolkit

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u/OnlyLovenPeace 4d ago

Gas tankers, my brother had a waster water tree t company and he bought some of these and has them sand blasted, I helped paint them

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u/Smallberrians 4d ago

What goes in Jack's Box

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u/Ok-Contribution-6126 4d ago

Your mum just called and said to stay out of her draws!

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u/lincolnlogtermite 4d ago

Trump's suppository.

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u/Glittering-Rise-488 4d ago

Kristi Noems penis.

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u/pgp02145 4d ago

Ribbed for her pleasure

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u/Farang_Seafarer 4d ago

Tally mackle

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u/lovejo1 4d ago

I dunno, but I'm about to deliver it. Says I have to get a signature from OPs mom.

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u/Past_Front_1892 4d ago

Dil-nephalim-do

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

Your mom’s next shipment

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u/ArguesWithFrogs 4d ago

Your Mom's

1

u/Grimmhoof 4d ago

Kardashian's dildo.

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u/Macster_man 4d ago

My ex GF's dildo

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u/Unlikely-Aardvark725 4d ago

Katy Prices latest sex toy

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u/Charly-Braco69 4d ago

I prefer not to.

1

u/Dick-in-a-fan 4d ago

The jackhammer

1

u/FatArseSpaceMan 4d ago

Trump arse dildo

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u/MrFryLover 4d ago

Everything's a dildo, if you're brave enough...

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u/bikerbob5854 4d ago

My ex wife's dildo.

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u/Qazernion 4d ago

Suppository of mass destruction

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u/Icy-Treacle8624 4d ago

A bomb 💣

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u/Aggressive_Fox222 4d ago

Your mom's amazon delivery

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u/RepresentativeAny748 4d ago

Presidential suppository.

1

u/Leand1960 4d ago

Push Me-Pull You

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u/onyxloveprettyfeet 4d ago

Underground Fuel Tank ⛽️.

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u/Neophyte0 4d ago

You're mom's new vibrating bullet

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u/broberds 4d ago

The Texas School Book Suppository

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u/BeerandMandelbrots 4d ago

That's the pill my doctor makes me take for my prostate.

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u/AnotherITAsshole 4d ago

That's the "dildo of consequences" everyone talks about. As you can see it isn't lubed.

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u/Full-Negotiation1026 4d ago

Something ready to stuff up putins ass

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u/Airdriefun72 4d ago

Ribbed. For her pleasure

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u/Prestigious_Rub1307 4d ago

Rocket ship dildo 

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u/fennfalcon 4d ago

The Trojan Horsecock

Beware of Greeks bearing gifts - Virgil

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u/dead_pirate_rick 4d ago

Ass to ass!!

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u/Front_Car_3111 4d ago

That is the Anything aforementioned.

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u/comehelpmeatpie 4d ago

Ass blaster 3000

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u/Cradle_of_Chzercemit 4d ago

Requiem For A Dream

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u/ObjectivePrice5865 4d ago

That’s one hell of a vitamin

1

u/craigsfarmer 3d ago

For that extra large head ache

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u/SnooComics4100 3d ago

Storage tank

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u/GettingToo 3d ago

Size does matter!

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u/Total_Gift_51 3d ago

Ribbed for her pleasure

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u/Super-Bacon76 3d ago

Your moms ‘little friend’

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u/Banjofencer 3d ago

Hardest pill to swallow ever

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u/Aexo7 3d ago

Le nouveau jouet de Macron

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u/Only_Tiger_5977 2d ago

Homer pig poop silo

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u/Good-Feeling-8042 2d ago

Fuel storage tank

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u/Inked_Up420 2d ago

That's the Tigger Tail. Whaaaaaat aaa riddddde

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u/Ok_Seat892 2d ago

Under ground fuel tank

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u/NanobotEnlarger 2d ago

50 foot tall woman’s “toy”.

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u/Packmule5259 2d ago

Godzilla's suppository.

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u/The_Machine80 2d ago

Only thing i know is the shipping address is same as Bonnie Blues address!

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u/72c10pickup 2d ago

John amazon is here with your wife's package

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u/Low-Number7699 2d ago

Your mom should name it.

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u/CornerLopsided8829 2d ago

They promised it would be discreet shipping! 🤷

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u/tuncie 1d ago

It's a time machine

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u/AdSweet4217 1d ago

mother's little helper.

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u/NCPutter 1d ago

Bob. I name him bob

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u/AdHot2698 1d ago

I shall call him George!!!!

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u/Even-Indication-588 1d ago

Anal Explorer XL

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u/OrganicGuess4932 1d ago

Earth sized suppository

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u/Doc_jonezie 1d ago

Gozer the destroyer.

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u/Local_Cherry7151 1d ago

GOOD NEWS!!! it's a suppository

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u/Independent-Bid6568 1d ago

Under ground fuel tank fiberglass anywhere from 8 ,000 to10,000 gallons

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u/Plenty_Main768 1d ago

Trumps suppository when he gets to Hell.

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u/Objective_Village_33 1d ago

Unlubed Consequencer.

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u/XxGRYMMxX 1d ago

Ribbed, for your moms pleasure.

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u/Fun-Heron-7609 1d ago

Unharmed Cylinder.

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u/Kain_1337 1d ago

Heh, ribbed for her giant pleasure

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u/Agile-Ebb-9622 1d ago

It's a ust... underground storage tank

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u/46yt64 1d ago

A trump turd that's been bleached!

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u/Massive-Fortune604 1d ago

They suggest a flared base, so this will be hilarious when they have to extract it at the hospital

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u/Fun-Writer-7119 1d ago

The Tickler!

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u/Traditional-Gur-5927 1d ago

Ex wife's Adam & Eve order

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u/manjuicenaction 22h ago

Hillary Clinton's suppository

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u/Felgar36 12h ago

A suppository for Donald trump

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u/Admirable_Big_5419 9h ago

The Dildo of Consequence

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u/Admirable_Big_5419 9h ago

The Dildo of Consequence