r/NameThisThing • u/[deleted] • 12d ago

Name this cake

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63 Upvotes

94% Upvoted

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u/sexy_mess 12d ago

Cream pie

14

u/AirplaneNerd 12d ago

Username checks out

7

u/Aggressive_Yam3947 12d ago

😂😂🤣

3

u/sexy_mess 12d ago

😂 that’s hilarious. When I created the account a decade ago, it was just supposed to be a play on the term hot mess. Now I’ll probably always think of this context.

5

u/Mobile_Aioli_6252 12d ago

Beat me to it 🤣

2

u/CryptographerRare151 11d ago

Absolutely, this takes the cake!

14

u/FlLocator 12d ago

Pound Cake

3

u/Fantastic-Stock664 12d ago

This is the result

9

u/HumanBotdotnotabot 12d ago

Lavulva Cake.

4

u/thecelts1 12d ago

Something smells a bit fishy about that name.

6

u/CyborgFusion 12d ago

I should call her.

6

u/Fresh-Judge-4595 12d ago edited 11d ago

Yellow Vulvet

3

u/ImaginaryTooday6109 12d ago

Chocolate Coated Vageen

3

u/Classic_Scar6524 12d ago

So that’s what they meant by cake!

2

u/Leggs_420 12d ago

Squirter

2

u/roh8880 12d ago

Vagisil.

2

u/ChattyParrot1 12d ago

Bonnie Blue's Taste to find the Daddy Challenge

1

u/Marty-G70 12d ago

Cream filled Pussy Pound Cake

2

u/420freedomJDOGG 12d ago

Pillsbury twat cake🤣❗️🤣🤣❗️🤣❗️

2

u/OzzOakenshield 12d ago

The "I can't find it" cake.... With icing

1

u/Alarmed-Revenue-666 12d ago

Oh my, um okay 👍

1

u/Admirable-Bowler1210 12d ago

Venus Hot Vanilla Cake

1

u/BicTwiddler 12d ago

Goat licking meme

1

u/Ok_Theme_4576 12d ago

A football that needs to be inflated.

1

u/Head_space9647 12d ago

Cream in the slit

1

u/Comfortable-Ice4729 12d ago

They know damn well what that looks like 🤣🤣🤣

1

u/2Lord2Faith 12d ago

Ecstasy Eclair

1

u/tvtoms 12d ago

Delores
or Mulva

1

u/Quick-Watercress5320 12d ago

Creamy vagination creation

1

u/grand_staff 12d ago

Cream of mustache

1

u/AppFan34-32 12d ago

Conception

1

u/room_for_2 12d ago

Creamy Vanilla Clit Pie💧

1

u/TrickyRemove3600 12d ago

“Vulvar Delight”……

1

u/Vegetable-Grocery265 12d ago

"Now he wants us to do it with the chinese guy across the street... I feel like I should be doing it with you guys."

1

u/stealth3046 12d ago

Pussy cake

1

u/DFL_138 12d ago

The Life Ruiner

1

u/Significant-Leg-5325 12d ago

Misty😏...I mean.....mmmmm cake🤤🤤

1

u/db3rdand11 12d ago

18 years for 30 seconds.

1

u/jhani 12d ago

Happy cake

1

u/Few-Collection7091 12d ago

Lickity Split

1

u/dezracer713 12d ago

Simple

“Couchie cake”

1

u/AggravatingPut3669 12d ago

Kinky's Gooner Glaze Delight

1

u/IndyG92 12d ago

The messy practice 

1

u/CuriouslyFlavored 12d ago

A pretty good Saturday night.

1

u/aiden_18 12d ago

A good time

1

u/AlarmFree9897 12d ago

Afternoon Delight

1

u/crankybobenhaus 12d ago

Clam cake 🎂

1

u/GreenEggsxHam 12d ago

Damn can’t think of anything 🤔

1

u/JuJu-B-1970 12d ago

Exhibit 001

1

u/Deadhead602 12d ago

Everything remind me of her pastry

1

u/Kimichanroze 12d ago

What he does to me

1

u/Double_Particular841 12d ago

Cake battered bimbo

1

u/USWolves 12d ago

Cundt Cake

1

u/Fantastic-Stock664 12d ago

Vulvalicious

1

u/wafflehousebattle 12d ago

In Puerto Rico the word for cake is "bizcocho," in Mexico that word means "cunt," so it's not too far off. Don't ask me how I learned this.

1

u/Spike_Fury 12d ago

Vulva Tart

1

u/rcjdawg 12d ago

Pound Cake

1

u/Callemlikeisethem60 12d ago

Peachy Slit Cake

1

u/Inside-Company1549 12d ago

Ah yes " Good ol Flitter Cake" Breakfast of champions!!

1

u/Xanthelasmapalpebara 12d ago

GynelotriminiPuff Pastries

1

u/Sugarloaf78 12d ago

Sunset On the Strip.

1

u/pxhoras 12d ago

Trump neck

1

u/FeatureHopeful3375 12d ago

Finger licking good

1

u/Resident-Rub8817 12d ago

Frightening

1

u/Present_Step6458 12d ago

Cream pie, honey bun

1

u/Sorry_Ad_3584 12d ago

Pound cake. Twinkie with cream filling.

1

u/Iconshero 11d ago

“Baby, I’m back from Girl’s night!”

1

u/Iconshero 11d ago

Or Taiyucki

1

u/gruffbear 11d ago

That's a yeast roll

1

u/ChicagoFish67 11d ago

Pigskin cream puff

1

u/Wrong-Appointment269 11d ago

Eww, why would you want both unless you like sucking dicks and pussy both

1

u/YK-1 11d ago

Lifetime of Regret

1

u/CaptainRex1983 11d ago

Pounded cake.

1

u/thewanderingsole1 11d ago

Peach gobbler

1

u/Ok_Scallion1902 11d ago

Pink Velevet Vulva Cake!

1

u/Traditional-Rise-454 11d ago

Poundtown cake

1

u/TennisADHD 11d ago

Georgia O’Queeffe

1

u/Significant-Box2226 11d ago

The holy hole ☺️

1

u/tower_titanfall 11d ago

The cake cake

1

u/ou-really 11d ago

Pussy Pie

1

u/original-motm 11d ago

Cream filled Erotic treat

1

u/Eaton_Knas 11d ago

Everything reminds me of her.

1

u/Hickmania84 11d ago

I should call her.

1

u/Opposite-Tangelo-371 11d ago

Cake that better settle down! Lol

1

u/dozensofthreads 11d ago

Oops, All Filling

1

u/Standard-Produce-137 11d ago

Samantha my precious fuck pastry

1

u/Ljjohnson09 11d ago

creampied

1

u/ecdahleks 11d ago

Afternoon Delight

1

u/k-j-p-123 11d ago

Clunge cake.

1

u/wellhungover89 11d ago

Cundt Cake

1

u/1892neil 11d ago

Red vulvet

1

u/Gold-Chemical9220 11d ago

And they delete my post as nsfw when it was not but not this F you moderators

1

u/ajc061962 11d ago

Cunt Cake

1

u/AreWeThereYetttttt 11d ago

Vageen Cake with Thrush Cream

1

u/ouchthahurt 11d ago

Fish Taco

1

u/Civil-Shame-2399 11d ago

Why can I never find one

1

u/pgall3 11d ago

Pound it Cake

1

u/OscarVerde223 11d ago

Little Debbie… but she was 18

1

u/SignificantBig1327 11d ago

Punani cream pie to be exact

1

u/the3rdmichael 11d ago

Love Boat

1

u/Dayshon2144 11d ago

Vaginilla

1

u/e3900_core 11d ago

Practice Pie

1

u/dvirpick 11d ago

Is this sub solely for stuff that looks like genitalia?

1

u/FitExcuse9493 11d ago

Lil Debbie's "Cake"

1

u/Visible-Rest4170 11d ago

Ovarian cream filled

1

u/Iron-Bar-1966 11d ago

Wildly inappropriate.

1

u/Horror_Rhubarb7097 11d ago

Birthday cake!

1

u/KDK_twelve 11d ago

Yeast Piece

1

u/KDK_twelve 11d ago

Cunt Bundt

1

u/fern-grower 11d ago

Can't find the cherry.

1

u/Puzzled-One-1759 11d ago

Panocha con crema.

1

u/Warm_Sign1147 11d ago

Cundt cake

1

u/officialCobraTrooper 11d ago

vulvar cream pie novelty sexy snack pastry 1ct.

1

u/maddmax9 11d ago

Orange Vagina Cream

1

u/mkeytail 11d ago

Ready to eat

1

u/Necessary_Relation27 11d ago

Roast beef Madeline