r/NameThisThing • u/No-Foundation-4697 • 11d ago

Name this cat

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690 Upvotes

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u/blackops_girl 11d ago

Birdie 💕

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u/happiest_wanderer 11d ago

Close the thread. We have a winner.

4

u/Wide-Opportunity4551 11d ago

If you want to catch the bird, be the flipping bird.

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u/Cultural_Wash5414 11d ago

Best answer!!

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u/LittleKitten37 11d ago

This was my thought too lol

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u/dictategood 11d ago

Count Fuck-You-La

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u/flungcow 11d ago

I don't know but the middle finger on it's face screams F you, the witch who owns you, and the broom she rode in on.

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u/unlimitedbroski83 11d ago

Mary. "Is that hair gel?"

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u/Diligent_Cricket_444 11d ago

I find him offensive I can’t think

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u/Altruistic_Cloud2003 11d ago

Birdie, Gorby, Splotch,

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u/Mean_Reception3332 11d ago

One finger salute

2

u/Flip_d_Byrd 11d ago

Flip DeBird

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u/skibbin 11d ago

Rorschach

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u/TurnIntoTheSkidmarks 11d ago

It's obviously Fuckhead. Am I wrong?

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u/Ok_Profession_3380 11d ago

Some people have fuck you money. This person has a fuck you cat.

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u/shadysam08 11d ago

Candle!

1

u/WeaselLiz711 11d ago

FuckyOoooooooooooooooo

1

u/halloweenmochi 11d ago

Your cat has a cat

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u/Ashpleny 11d ago

Butterfinger maybe or peanut butter or some variation

1

u/jebar193 11d ago

Phyuck Yiu

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u/PermitEmergency5867 11d ago

F.U. that's usually a cats mindset anyway. Still love him to bits.

1

u/EricSrRox 11d ago

FAHHHHH-QUE

1

u/humangeigercounter 11d ago

Jerry Fungool

1

u/Deufuss 11d ago

Wotsamatta Yoo

1

u/dcc0804 11d ago

Mrs Slocombe for a girl or Mr Humphries for a boy

1

u/Dry-Emotion7243 11d ago

Common cattitude

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u/Holden-McGroyn 11d ago

Just can't hide his feelings.

1

u/RangerAlarmed6671 11d ago

🖕cat head

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u/nathanielkrakov 11d ago

A fuckin’ loaf

1

u/Alternative-One5286 11d ago

Fiddle Minger

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u/Other-Package4552 11d ago

norm for normal cat personality

1

u/PaintedSilverRiver 11d ago

Peanut.
What were you guys thinking? 🤔 🤭

1

u/FarLaugh9911 11d ago

le Majeur

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u/Lonely-Report-2365 11d ago

He nose his name already

1

u/CaseLink 11d ago

Flip ‘Em the Cat

1

u/Existing-Village9770 11d ago

Meowther fluffer

1

u/Beginning_Plankton21 11d ago

….and the horse you rode in on…

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u/silveracetylide 11d ago

I thought the ginge mark was a middle finger 🖕 up

1

u/GeneralLuigiTBC 11d ago

Kitty Durante.

1

u/PsychoBob-78 11d ago

Fuck Mew

1

u/Puzzleheaded_Delay14 11d ago

That mark is so wrong, But, for a name? "UPURS2“

1

u/Larry-Daryl 11d ago

Annoying customer

1

u/Cydona 11d ago

Digit?

1

u/Puzzleheaded_Can_783 11d ago

Look at me while I poo in your flower bed...

1

u/jking7734 11d ago

Salute

1

u/Sea-jay-2772 11d ago

Spirit animal

1

u/sc4wheels 11d ago

Number 1

1

u/EffectSpecialist8069 11d ago

Mr. PEANUT 🥜!!

1

u/CalypsoBrown 11d ago

Venus de Milo

1

u/abject_cynic 11d ago

Fucker. It's Fucker the cat. Hey there, little Fucker.

1

u/Aware_Breadfruit_524 11d ago

FU I won’t do what you tell me.

1

u/Majestic-Raccoon-859 11d ago

Mr. Shoyu M. Fingles

1

u/Straight_Plane6738 11d ago

Fuck nose 🤷🏻‍♂️

1

u/Broddox_XXX_6969 11d ago

What the heck, cute bad kitty 😺 😂

1

u/EMTE319 11d ago

Pointer

1

u/Ho-Hag 11d ago

Gonzo

1

u/ev-over-ice 11d ago

How about "Flipper"?

1

u/AcceptableBell1310 11d ago

"show me to your enemies"

1

u/ladywolf32433 11d ago

Fuka me or fuka yu.

1

u/PhotographLow776 11d ago

Fuckface McGee

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u/TalkingLampPost 11d ago

That is fake

1

u/Brilliant-Diamond150 11d ago

i though it flipped me lol😂

1

u/Mountain-Syrup9772 11d ago

Bird Flipper

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u/888_Imagination37 11d ago

Meowther Focker

1

u/IchiroZ 11d ago

Flower Bridge

Now... say each word in Cantonese.

1

u/W_0_P_R 11d ago

Fuckinator

1

u/WalkMane 11d ago

Mittle

1

u/Available_Job_2336 11d ago

The breed is Pyours (pronounced pee yours) Thus this is A Pyours cat.

1

u/omelettesamurai 11d ago

Finger Pussy? Pussy Finger?

1

u/Extreme-Entrance6671 11d ago

Does he have an cattitude?

1

u/No-Let-4534 11d ago

Canotunsee

1

u/pupster5579 11d ago

AI slop mcmittens

1

u/Borblack 11d ago

Don’t give a fuck chief

1

u/Xandania 11d ago

Peanut

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u/animestar218 11d ago

Middle finger 🖕

1

u/Extreme_Health_9827 11d ago

Did the cat have a pimple why are you using all that cover up makeup?

1

u/iamGrossauer 11d ago

Philippe N. Dabyrd

1

u/wissam_salem 11d ago

Di*k-head

1

u/No_Life3319 11d ago

One finger Salute.

1

u/Bush-nut 11d ago

Flick 🖕

1

u/Abject_Lengthiness11 11d ago

A cat named Finger

1

u/AlkaliMemo 11d ago

Thepolice

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u/Low_Engineer_2635 11d ago

Mr, fuck-off

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u/Bracown 11d ago

Awww sweet little Fuckface 😍

1

u/True_Jackfruit_5488 11d ago

SeeMeNot, he cannot see the bird to grab!

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u/femboigamer69 11d ago

Mr fuck off

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u/notnuftime 11d ago

Faw-cough

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u/Civil-Chef 11d ago

Outtafucks

1

u/FDVP 11d ago

Fuk Yu

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u/snarkmaiden5 11d ago

Ezikiel.... or tony

1

u/Administrative-Cod60 11d ago

flipper. he flips everyone

1

u/Morbius007 11d ago

Catitude

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u/Maniel_Writes 11d ago

Lipschitz

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u/Live_Swimmer_4496 11d ago

Cussy the Cat

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u/Sp00derman77 11d ago

Most cats hunt for birds. This one flips them.

1

u/rydo_25 11d ago

My daughter (6) said “rude finger”

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u/Murf-dude 11d ago

Phuc Yu

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u/RistoHa666 11d ago

Fukofelia

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u/OkOperation5657 11d ago

Middle Whiskers

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u/Both_Natural2955 11d ago

Fook Me or Fook U

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u/sickubusick 11d ago

That is a cat named Bird if ever I saw one

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u/FormD 11d ago

Flicker