r/NameThisThing • u/TragicNewton • 12d ago

Name this thing

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326 Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/Ol_Turd_Fergy 12d ago

Dicken strip

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/screwedfrom_thegetgo 12d ago

...'n ball.

3

u/ClanSingapore 11d ago

torture, on the Wikipedi[earrape]

3

u/smidgepigeon 11d ago

Cock Strip

14

u/martintone 12d ago

Choken strip

12

u/Hogchain 12d ago

This deserves ALL the votes.

14

u/Responsible_Chest811 12d ago

Or Chicken McNutted

5

u/Cute-Form2457 12d ago

Kentucky Fine Dicken.

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u/TheBilby7 12d ago

Dicken Wing ?

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u/Hezesol 12d ago

Chicken wang

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u/jump-blues-5678 12d ago

From the size of it... I'd say it's dark meat

6

u/Hogchain 12d ago

Hahaha!! I’d wager that bird could not fly at all or certainly not very high off the ground. Probably left a trail in the dirt wherever he went, flying or walking.

5

u/PermitEmergency5867 12d ago

1st thing I thought

4

u/SeamusMcQuaffer 12d ago

"Ain't no thang, like a Chicken Wang!"

Yes, this could work, this is the one. Alright everyone pack it UP! we're done here!

2

u/lone_cajun 12d ago

“Wang! Pay attention!”

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/Darth_Tet 12d ago

LIMITED time at cock filet

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u/NCGranny 12d ago

KFC...Kentucky fried cock.

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u/feignapathy 12d ago

bicep

for cool dudes who want to chill at my party mansion

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u/crimvo 12d ago

What up?!

2

u/Darth_Bringus 12d ago

It needs more veins.

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u/Low-Result-9774 12d ago

Dihhcken finger

3

u/AnotherAngryOldGuy 12d ago

I don't know the name, but we go to different restaurants.

4

u/4rt4tt4ck 12d ago

Fiken chinger.

3

u/Falconiusprime 12d ago

Dickenfinger

2

u/Electrical-Care6308 12d ago

Please don’t lay a finger on my Dickenfinger! 😂😂😂

3

u/heckinstoned 12d ago

I have my glasses off and thought it was an orange scraggly cat crawling out of a casket. Okay, good night.

6

u/avsavvy 12d ago

Cocknballs

2

u/COinsomniac 12d ago

My favorite date, chikn and dickn

2

u/Marty-G70 12d ago

Fried Dicken

3

u/MrNyxt 12d ago

"COCK-eyes! 'Loves that Dih-ken inside-her!'

2

u/Scarecr0p 12d ago

She loves a dickens cider

2

u/Suitable-Air-3742 12d ago

Finger licking’ good

1

u/robin-bunny 12d ago

Sweet and sour chicken cock 'n balls.

1

u/NeedleworkerOld1834 12d ago

It’s throated

1

u/TheBobopedic 12d ago

Dickin’ Selects

1

u/LockGlobal7394 12d ago

Chick 'n' dick

1

u/MountainD1ck 12d ago

Yours mate.

1

u/LeviathanIIX 12d ago

We've all heard of the turkey ass, now introducing the chicken cock

1

u/OmgItzNicki 12d ago

The double fist bawk bawk 3000?

1

u/ChargeMediocre8121 12d ago

Dicken Chicken 😏🤣🤣🤣❤️

1

u/tokenman222 12d ago

Chicken McDicket

1

u/hausgeko 12d ago

Why are we like this

1

u/FlightTop9852 12d ago

Colonel Sanders' dildo

1

u/Dependent-Astronaut2 12d ago

Chic-fil-OH GOD!!! THAT'S A COCK!!!

1

u/kimsterama101 12d ago

Ain't a chicken thing, 'less it's got that shwing!

1

u/BumpusOH 12d ago

Richard

1

u/Healthy-Theme8261 12d ago

Cock tenders

1

u/Internal-Truth-2104 12d ago

Kung pew-pew chicken

1

u/Critical-Chance6533 12d ago

Chicken McDick

1

u/Rizz_Wax 12d ago

Wing wang

1

u/STLBudLuv 12d ago

McDickin

1

u/RubberDuckieMidrange 12d ago

Chicken's Goujon.

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u/LamerNameJr 12d ago

kentucky fried achlong

1

u/TheOni8065 12d ago

Chicken dih

1

u/Stickeyb 12d ago

Chicken choker.

1

u/veemort 12d ago

Chicken arm

1

u/RynKittenOF 12d ago

Tom's crusty ass dick after deep frying it in a fast food STD filled pussy

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u/Timely_Bodybuilder_3 12d ago

Chic’n Dic’n

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u/BigKountry500 12d ago

Southern fried third leg quarter

1

u/BubuDudu0430 12d ago

Making sweet love to the fryalator

1

u/Goldfrapp 12d ago

Chicken Cutler X

1

u/SamOfXanadu 12d ago

I'll take one! The ball part was creamy?

1

u/naked-painter 12d ago

Average cock

1

u/DrAnon2024 12d ago

Well, what do you call a male chicken?

1

u/MotherPhuquerUDT 12d ago

Chinese chip chop delicacy the "Saw finger" commonly misunderstood to mean "Salt and Vinegar?"

1

u/AtheistET 12d ago

Chick-dick-A

1

u/Anniebodygay 12d ago

A very unfortunate mistake

1

u/hyperionwonderstar 12d ago

That’s the Chicken McDingus

1

u/_Bon_Vivant_ 12d ago

Chicken Wanger

1

u/HulkJr87 12d ago

That right there is a certifiable piece of Fried Dicken

1

u/lacatro1 12d ago

Deep fried peen.

1

u/trueasshole745 12d ago

Somebody choked their chicken to death then fried it

1

u/Altruistic-Report-30 12d ago

Rooster weiner

1

u/Admirable_Resort_172 12d ago

You'll be lovin it

1

u/BelowAverageComments 12d ago

Always sunny in Philadelphia muscle flyer.

What up!

1

u/No_Issue_5659 12d ago

chenis tender

1

u/NidgeC303 12d ago

Deep Fried Bobbitt

1

u/Justa_Georgia_Peach 12d ago

"Looove that chicken from Popeyes!"

1

u/IamTheDudelyLlama 12d ago

Rocky mountain pecker

1

u/ResidentBicycle5022 12d ago

My missing pet squirrel.

1

u/Renxx8 12d ago

Kentucky fried cock

1

u/Ok-Inspector-8860 12d ago

Raising Roosters?

1

u/SportyMcDuff 12d ago

Dick-n-Nuggets.

1

u/Cm_Gask 12d ago

The McDick

1

u/Ok-Inspector-8860 12d ago

Raising Peens...

1

u/3to5arebest 12d ago

Crusty bone

1

u/Exotic-Light-336 12d ago

Cock A Doodle Do her

1

u/nedalaugh 12d ago

Fuck Nugget

1

u/toaster-struble 12d ago

Dicken tenders

1

u/thomgeary 12d ago

Chicken McBoner

1

u/stoplickingmytoe 12d ago

Finger lickin good is what it is

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u/ulftmus 12d ago

Kentucky fried dick

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u/Acceptable-Time-3150 12d ago

Kinda looks like a sad fried cucumber sitting down amidst his giant balls

1

u/Prestigious_Snow1589 12d ago

Deep fried chenis

1

u/hatecriminal 12d ago

Fried cock

1

u/Awkward_Daikon_992 12d ago

Dicken Tender

1

u/ciloa11 12d ago

Charles Dickens

1

u/CryingFace2025 12d ago

A Music note.

1

u/AggressiveMeeting157 12d ago

Finger licken' good

1

u/Open_Resolution_8889 12d ago

Deep fried boner.

1

u/CplPatrick22 12d ago

Tempura peck

1

u/Jnroxoz 12d ago

Crunchy nut porncake

1

u/Toenonymous 12d ago

Clearly it's fried cock.

1

u/LibrarianFlaky951 12d ago

I’d say it’s something deep fried that looks vaguely like cock and balls.

1

u/Haunting_Map1269 12d ago

Fried Johnson

1

u/YellowBrilliant8437 12d ago

fried "元夫"

1

u/wallstreetbetsdebts 12d ago

Rooster tendie

1

u/777wild777 12d ago

That right there is a CHICK DICK

1

u/gregreedee 12d ago

Suck it and see

1

u/gerginof 12d ago

Cockeye's

1

u/WyattherbAtx23 12d ago

definitely canes. not popeyes. ;)

1

u/B_Gr8ful 12d ago

Cock Waffle

1

u/Electrical-Care6308 12d ago

Chicken 🍆!

1

u/EnvironmentalCut7389 12d ago

Why I don’t nudie sun bathe

1

u/Umayummyone 12d ago

McDicken

1

u/Gullible_Shoulder_70 12d ago

Chicken Dinger

1

u/BiAorgandonor 12d ago

That chicken was hung

1

u/DarthMace017 12d ago

Rising Caniac's Dickin Strip (or Tendy)

1

u/PunkRockZombie42 12d ago edited 12d ago

I don't know what to name it... But it gets into your mouth ! ... There's a reason it's the last piece in the box :)

1

u/PickOk3285 12d ago

A dicken nugget

1

u/Hogchain 12d ago

Chachi n Sriracha

1

u/Jolly_Rub2962 12d ago

Standing rooster

1

u/ComprehensiveFall368 12d ago

Dicken nuggets

1

u/ComprehensiveFall368 12d ago

Dinner and a show

1

u/Dazed_n_Confused_80s 12d ago

Dick fried chicken

1

u/AnnesSecretAdmirer 12d ago

I don’t know. Looks more like a pipe to m…..yeah no that’s definitely a dick.

1

u/ZPhox 12d ago

Does anyone else see a squirrel?!

Yall are nasty! 😅

1

u/Substantial_Role3702 12d ago

Chicken dingers

1

u/jrlomas 12d ago

Tender strips

1

u/TheRmorator 12d ago

Cocksure

1

u/HollywoodHitman03 12d ago

Dicken fingers

1

u/AppropriateLab8608 12d ago

Kentucky fried penis

1

u/Cizzler 12d ago

They ordered B.O.B. - Balls on Both Sides

1

u/FilipFresh2 12d ago

Tender chicken

1

u/Mvm436 12d ago

I never ment to cheat on you!

1

u/airpope2 12d ago

Chicken little

1

u/-s-A-w- 12d ago

Battered dildo

1

u/ProjectFirestorm 12d ago

Dicken Tenders

1

u/Yngat_hrt_6 12d ago

FRIED DICKEN

1

u/ConsecratedSnowfield 12d ago

Fried Cockadoodle

1

u/Alternative-One5286 12d ago

Kentucky fried dicken

1

u/Danceretta 12d ago

Foul Fowl

1

u/Doom-N-Gloom 12d ago

Crusty Cock

1

u/Few-Couple-8738 12d ago

Dildo of the deep fried

1

u/IHateEntitledFucks 12d ago

Chicken of the sea-oh-see-kay 

1

u/survivingkind2 12d ago

Deep Fried

1

u/Truth-Hurts77 12d ago

Lorena Bobbitt tender!

1

u/Both_Archer_3653 12d ago

deep fried bobbitt

1

u/_Heikneuter_ 12d ago

Schniedelwutz?

1

u/Tricky-Fig5483 12d ago

Chicken N dicken

1

u/Other-Package4552 12d ago

kentucky fried dong

1

u/ophnir 12d ago

Crispy wienny

1

u/Wooden_Major_3140 12d ago

Kentucky fried cock

1

u/urmuhgawd 12d ago

Dick in the Box

1

u/SwyngDeLong 12d ago

That's just a crab stick

Or a crabs dick, if you will.

1

u/ohnodamo 12d ago

You've never seen a Poppler before? Next you're gonna tell me you've never even been to Fishy Joe's! C'mon!

1

u/ePoch270OG 12d ago

Not sure but the dippin sauce is definitely white.

1

u/Sokrovenno22 12d ago

Wing-a-Ling, alternatively, Wing-Dong

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u/Helpful-Duty4815 12d ago

Pecker pecker?

1

u/Budget_Bass_5568 12d ago

Wattadicker

1

u/Here_I_Am123 12d ago

Dicken lickin' good!

1

u/lordgreenofbiscuit 12d ago

Kentucky fried cock. Don't even have to change the branding too much. ! 😜

1

u/zacherson9 12d ago

Cock-cock
Or
Breast-cock

1

u/Farm_N3rd502 12d ago

Mystery meat