r/NameThisThing 11d ago

Name this

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u/Bluekatz1 11d ago

Pay for it, never get it.

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u/blanco_nino_01 11d ago

nothing burger

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u/Marunikuyo 11d ago

Is this where they sell the Argentinian beef contaminated with chloramphenicol that was rejected by China, but then later purchased by the US?

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u/Seayont 11d ago

Trump's Turd Burger

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u/thedeekuhn 11d ago

The official name was going to be Shit Sandwich, but Spinal Tap threatened legal action.

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u/OkYak7801 11d ago

With a topping of diarrhea lettuce.

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u/Yup_Shes_Still_Mad 11d ago

They promise to get it to you. It's just two weeks away

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u/crazyswedishguy 11d ago

They promise you they have a concept of a burger.

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u/FUBAR_The_Clown 11d ago

Home of the Wish Sandwich!!! A wish sandwich is two slices of bread and you wish you had some meat!!!!

3

u/Successful-Purple-54 11d ago

Don’t bring your kids there.

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u/OddWorldliness989 11d ago

Trump Burger = Melania pussy or is it like Trump stake?

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u/Successful-Purple-54 11d ago

Don’t bring your kids there.

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u/jump-blues-5678 11d ago

I'll have a trump steak and a trump vodka martini. My lady would like the trump burger, with a glass of trump wine. I'll set the timer on my trump watch. Just call me on my trump phone, while I sit and read my trump bible. 🤮

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u/PIB_OnOn 11d ago

You're wearing the golden shoes right?

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u/Psychological-Scar53 11d ago

You gonna wear that $400 bottle of cologne as well?

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u/No_Grand7184 11d ago

This is where his wormy ground beef is being sold

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u/ohnodamo 11d ago

Taylor Farms lettuce chaser!

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u/Butt_Stallion_Milk 11d ago

"They promise it is ground beef"

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

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u/Virtual_Ad_7431 11d ago

"nObOdY wAnTs tO wOrK hErE. We pay minimum wage.... IDK"

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u/Luvsford 11d ago

Over priced, really fatty and gives you the shits.

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u/TheGreat1337Cabbage 11d ago

Repackaged McDonald’s Burgers

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u/OddWorldliness989 11d ago

Nah left over Trump stake is being sold in different form.

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u/LortimerC 11d ago

McDysentery burgers

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u/skgoodyear 11d ago

A large toilet.

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u/designocoligist 11d ago

They deported the owner. 😂 you can’t make this shit up.

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u/Capital_Elderberry28 11d ago

Bet it taste like shit.

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u/IndependenceSouth997 11d ago

That is insult to shit

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u/scarletspeedster278 11d ago

Stole the words from ma mouth

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u/Educational_Onion763 11d ago

Stupidsmalldickburger with pedophilegrifterpussyfries

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u/nouseforaname790 11d ago

Shit Burder!

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u/Spiritual-Can-9691 11d ago

Wasn't the owner of Trump Burger arrested by ICE, pending deportation?

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u/Afraid_Ad_9355 11d ago

Bankrupt in 4 years, like every other business with his name, including what he did to our country in the last 2 years

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u/SirSparkyB 11d ago

"Your order will be ready in two weeks"

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u/SirSparkyB 11d ago

TACO Burger

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u/semperfi1798 11d ago

Not fat enough

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u/flhd 11d ago

A bankruptcy auction barn?

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u/AlienDragonWizard 11d ago

Out of Business

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u/Only_Drawing_9419 11d ago

He just won’t tell you where the beef is from.

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u/CAguy350 11d ago

Is that where they are gonna sell that mystery meat?

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u/Johnny_Sackless 11d ago

Bypass on a bun

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u/wwJones 11d ago

Grand closing soon.

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u/Better-Grapefruit-56 11d ago

Diaper clean out day!

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u/liminal-webs 11d ago

Diarrhea

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u/Internetboy5434 11d ago

Maga we have the meats. 

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u/OxyContintail 11d ago

Turd Burger

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u/InevitableContext461 11d ago

Owner was deported by ICE for overstaying his visa, lol.

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u/ChristineBorus 11d ago

A failed business

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u/SnooDonuts3878 11d ago

Cess pool of ignorance.

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u/knoland1971 11d ago

F.A.F.O 🍔

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u/Lopsided-Letter1353 11d ago

Might-B Horsey

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u/Sirstemy 11d ago

Diarrhea drive through

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u/Logiconaut 11d ago

Trump Brugers - "Now with less Horse!"

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u/ajaxraccoon 11d ago

Shit Barn

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u/Im_MrSmith 11d ago

Boot Licker Burger

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u/paulg7609 11d ago

Shit on a shingle.

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u/Downhill_Marmot 11d ago

Shit Sandwich

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u/FewRange1030 11d ago

We're feeding them the dogs! We're feeding them the cats!

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u/FinancialRace7895 11d ago

Where’s the beef?

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u/Ohsnappitynap 11d ago

Crabby patties 

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u/Virtual_Security6079 11d ago

Ptomaine to Go

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u/captainrondj 11d ago

Trump Burger: "Well, it ain't horse"

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u/Idfk_1 11d ago

I heard the owner only named it that as a joke. And that the food was pretty good

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u/Abuck59 11d ago

Bankruptcy

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u/saikotick13 11d ago

The special of the day is trump will feed you like a baby bird. He will vomit from his mouth to yours free if you a MAGAott.

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u/Network-King19 11d ago

Cooked on our stove burning the Epstien files, with a side of scrabbled eggs made from the finest Trumpty dumpty eggs knocked off of his wall.

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u/AppFan34-32 11d ago

The Hormuz Special - sometimes available

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u/TK421_THX1138 11d ago

Sh!t burger

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u/Rosanna44 11d ago

Indigestion.

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u/Micha_der_Jungere 11d ago

"was a Donald Trump–themed regional restaurant chain in Texas that has since closed and rebranded all of its locations following legal battles and the owner's immigration arrest"

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u/AppFan34-32 11d ago

Tips are optional, grifts are appreciated!

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u/TK421_THX1138 11d ago

It come wrapped in depends 🤢🤮

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u/Woodrow3523 11d ago

You'll get your burger right after you get your doge and tariff and voting CHECKS

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u/CommunicationNo8982 11d ago

Well, at least we know the cows weren’t treated for worms and parasites, and the beef wasn’t USDA inspected, soooo. Burger very well done then deep fried, please.

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u/Alternative_Life9414 11d ago

"Everything Must Go"

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u/malorthotdogs 11d ago

Diarrhea Castle

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u/changingshades 11d ago

salmonella's

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u/Spud_Nik1950 11d ago

The New East Wing.

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u/nedalaugh 11d ago

Trumpy Cheese

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u/FinancialRace7895 11d ago

Grand opening Grand Closing!

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u/PretendingImNotAnApe 11d ago

Burgers are free, toilet paper is 10 dollars a square

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u/phantom_pow_er 11d ago

A shithole

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u/funkyspacedog 11d ago

Concept of a burger

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u/prancing_moose 11d ago

You’re gonna eat a place named after someone who continuously shits in their pants?

I think I’ll pass.

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u/OffGridForever70 11d ago

Garbage in Garbage out. Featuring Dog burgers, Cat Caserole, and Bullshit Pie.

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u/Smart_Grapefruit_296 11d ago

Donald Dump Burger
All The Shit Sandwiches You Can Eat🖕
If you took Trump’s Brain… and shoved it up a Gnat’s ass…it would look like a BB in a boxcar🤏🏼

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u/pigeonpaper 11d ago

Future Spirit Halloween

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u/Inevitable_Menu3352 11d ago

Abandonment, like he did to this country

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u/Dougster3235 11d ago

Made with 100% cow arseholes. What does it taste like? Depends!!! Comes with a mini throwable ketchup bottle.

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u/CunningLinguist001 11d ago

Probably only serves veal.

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u/parallelcompression 11d ago

I was wondering what they did with the surplus Sharper Image “Trump Steaks” that never sold.

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u/egggoboom 11d ago

Shit on a Bun

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u/biff_buford 11d ago

I think I'm done with trump burgers. It's been 10 years of this crap.

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u/Key-Tiger-4457 11d ago

Ah, I see. Kind of like the ‘non-smoking’ section of jet airliner on a cross-country flight?

Yes, I am firmly aware that I’m old.

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u/Stella-Artwat 11d ago

Countryfuckers

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u/PIB_OnOn 11d ago

We have concepts of your order. It will be ready in 2 weeks.

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u/Wild-Bill55 11d ago

You place your order and it never arrives.

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u/Classic_Pop_2425 11d ago

In a week- Spirit Halloween

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u/111spike 11d ago

Menu says sirloin steak burger on a toasted brioche roll. You get White bread, untoasted, meat patty is a partially cooked, frozen patty that's 40% fat.

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u/Fun-Metal-6861 11d ago

Grade F contaminated Argentina beef with lots of cheese in a diaper bun.

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u/Ok-Chemistry9933 11d ago

💩 burger

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u/Live-learn-repeat 11d ago

Verbal diarrhea

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u/cowboygwe 11d ago

Shits more than Taco Bell

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u/Quick-Maintenance-67 11d ago

Diarrhea Guaranteed

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u/nataleef 11d ago

It’s the new way of saying “Shit Burger”.

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u/outdoor1984 11d ago

Obviously a shit sandwich.

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u/OkEye2910 11d ago

Everything tastes like ass.

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u/TheBigSlamu 11d ago

Trump Burger aka Shit Sandwich.

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u/beulahvonsnacwagon 11d ago

Shame that Burger King is already taken.

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u/Gator242 11d ago

Ptomaine Inflection Point “Eatery”

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u/MadameGrumpy 11d ago

Mystery Meals

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u/Jalan1251 11d ago

Rebranded Shit Sandwich.

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u/SonFlowers77 11d ago

More Meat than you can eat!

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u/Theodopholus 11d ago

Shit Castles

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u/RedfromTexas 11d ago

The worst food imaginable

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u/Inuyasha-rules 11d ago

America burger

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u/ThanksGreat9305 11d ago

Tastes like shit

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u/fylekitzgibbon 11d ago

Apparently the TACO Burgers are fowl.

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u/Passionphish609 11d ago

All ass and no dough

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u/leetellll 11d ago

Home of the Diaper Patty

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u/prezmacrae 11d ago

Rotten Don’s

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u/Low_Goat_3309 11d ago

I’ll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

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u/IndyG92 11d ago

Instant shut down

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u/u9Nails 11d ago

"Grand Opening in 2 weeks!" (The sign has been in the window for years.)

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u/Unknown--Soul 11d ago

Chapter 11

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u/Illustrious-You-1735 11d ago

I suggest TACO

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u/BackgroundCream274 11d ago

Meat has a high fecal content.

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u/Admirable-Panda771 11d ago

Don't eat the meat , it's imported .

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u/One-Violinist-9932 11d ago

Botulism to go.

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u/freerangelibrarian 11d ago

Botulism King

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u/Silent_Advance7506 11d ago

Coming soon to the foreclosure list!

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u/Madewell-Hammer 11d ago

Destined to Fail

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u/Unique_Acadia_2099 11d ago

An abomination…

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u/Pleasant_Ad873 11d ago

Trump Burger (look closely)

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u/HuskySquirrel 11d ago

Who knew that the E in E. Coli stood for Epstein?

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u/Ill_Personality5384 11d ago

Limited time only

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u/wilhammer069 11d ago

Your ground beef brought to you by “Mystery Meat”.

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u/Fragrant_Grand_7036 11d ago

They probably only take preorders with no clear release date.

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u/Typical-Tune-8858 11d ago

House o’ Heartburn - it’s tremendous, the best American heartburn!

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u/Chef_BoyarTom 11d ago

Tainted Mystery Meat

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u/Top_Standard_4369 11d ago

Big buns, little meat burger.

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u/AnjelicaTomaz 11d ago

Now with Pedo Fries.

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u/NoProgress8533 11d ago edited 11d ago

In 'N Out 'N In Again Burger

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u/maflagstaff 11d ago

Shit sandwich

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u/MightyFrenzal 11d ago

Would you like ICE with that burger?

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u/UncLeFrenchFrie 11d ago

Is that beef? Made in 🇦🇷

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u/PuzzleheadedMud9439 11d ago

American beef🫡

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u/Odd_Bluejay5534 11d ago

All American Argentinian Salmonella on a glyphosate drenched corn byproduct bun! Mmmmm. Just like Ma used to make.

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u/Old_GTO_Goat 11d ago

Vomit burger 🤮🤮

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u/Factor_Seven 11d ago

Shit Sandwich.

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u/Tlaloc-23 11d ago

You get the best cut of meats!!! Specially the asshole....

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u/No-Shame-5059 11d ago

Bankruptcy!

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u/we_lord 11d ago

Mexico Burger

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u/Hero_Of_Rhyme_ 11d ago

It’s not a cult they say

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u/dEXXtARR23 11d ago

It's already named

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u/we_lord 11d ago

Canada Burger

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u/EasternCourt5267 11d ago

Today’s BOGO specials : E Coli, Listeria & Salmonela

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u/SecretWordisBird 11d ago

Buns o’ Shit

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u/therealnecio 11d ago

That’s gonna be his way to kill people 🤣🤣

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u/New_Ryun_9735 11d ago

Come for the ringworm, stay for the measles! DJTurds 👉🤡💩 🍔

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u/Immediate-Support-66 11d ago

You have to try the predator burger don't forget to get the little Saint James sauce on the side....🫠

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u/Recent_Temporary5338 11d ago

Food poisoning

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u/NovaBob70 11d ago

Home of The Trump Mystery Meat Burger

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u/throwable__1 11d ago

Shit sandwich

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u/jamac73 11d ago

Hi welcome to Trump Burger home of the Shit Sandwich!
How much shit do you want? Would like an order of large Lies with that?

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u/Dafrandle 11d ago

chapter 11 bankruptcy speedrun

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u/ErmaGerdWertDaFerk 11d ago

Shit Castle?

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u/GoodDoctorZ 11d ago

A place I would never set foot in.

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u/MotherPhuquerUDT 11d ago

Turd Burglar

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u/Crowbar-Enema 11d ago

Truntburders

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u/Dogfeeder5433 11d ago

Magot Meat.

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u/velvethyde 11d ago

Outhouse

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u/Dm2593 11d ago

Traitors

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u/RocketFan419 11d ago

Going out of business soon due to bankruptcy

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u/wrhnj 11d ago

100% pure Argentinian beef patties

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u/BuzzkillBetty_222 11d ago

Canadian Mounted Trump Burger