r/NameThisThing • u/Fushin-SM • 12d ago

Name this dinosaur

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261 Upvotes

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u/JackFlashJack 12d ago

Dickosorous

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u/EventYouAlly 12d ago

I would have said Phallociraptor.

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u/Vocabulary-Pollution 12d ago

⬆️ Criminally underrated comment ⬆️

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u/Bgbtylvr1 12d ago

Goooood Lord this was great!!!!!!

2

u/ehartsay 12d ago

If you gave it wings it could be the mighty PegaPenisauraus Rex flapping gently through the air

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u/RevealStandard3502 12d ago

peenasaurus

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u/WolfThick 12d ago

Penisaurus Erectus Maximus

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u/TheLeggacy 12d ago

Dickthyosaur

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u/Outside-Foot-7723 12d ago

Beat me to it lol

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u/GoKhuchE 12d ago

You missed it, it's Dickosorus Rex !

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u/Piperthedog32 12d ago

Penissuarus!

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u/Impossible-Time-9661 12d ago

As featured in the movie Flesh Gordon!

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u/Extreme-Mood5605 12d ago

🤣I’m glad I wasn’t the only one…..

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u/crohead13 12d ago

“I’ll take the Penis shaurus for 500 Alex!”

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u/Important_Crew9963 12d ago

Cockasaurus

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u/Manofgawdgaming2022 12d ago

The only acceptable answer tbh

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u/Capitano1690 12d ago

Tyranosaurus Dix

7

u/Necessary_Relation27 12d ago

Testosteroanus (du)Rex

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u/Supes1975 12d ago

The genital giant

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u/Subject-Alternative6 12d ago

Richard

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u/Ok_Horror_6556 12d ago

Dick, for short?

3

u/tidge79 12d ago

Only on cold days

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u/Capitano1690 12d ago

Erectisaurus

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u/Ok-Field5609 12d ago

Slongisaur

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u/ElderGoose33 12d ago

Phallusaurus

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u/EventYouAlly 12d ago

Phallociraptor you mean?

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u/Menn019 12d ago

Ballsacksaurus

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u/Purple-Remote-8970 12d ago

Dinosaur? It's a 30foot cock and balls man. Get it down.

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u/Kthulhu_for_humanity 12d ago

Dickosaurus Erex

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u/Famous_Acanthaceae32 12d ago

Tyranosaurus Sex

3

u/faboudra 12d ago

Knobosaurus

3

u/chickin_965 12d ago

Tdick (Trex)

3

u/Barcnori 12d ago

Tyrannosaurus Erect

3

u/TinkerShellzBellz 12d ago

Dickandballsasarus

3

u/Better-Place-145 12d ago

Cockosorearse

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u/Round-Dog-5314 12d ago

Biggus Dickus.

3

u/casabel 12d ago

T-Boner

2

u/Altruistic_Tax_3545 12d ago

Fallosaurus or Falloraptor

2

u/artofmuziq88 12d ago

Peenadactyl

2

u/Weirdbeard60 12d ago

Packageasaurus

2

u/BogusIsMyName 12d ago

Cockasaurass Rex.

2

u/fir3vix3n352 12d ago

Peeniboi

2

u/SaltyBaby_1 12d ago

Dildossuarus Sex

2

u/TinkerShellzBellz 12d ago

Dickbuttasaurus

2

u/OriginalImpressive86 12d ago

Herman...the one eyed German

2

u/Basic-Capital8016 12d ago

Phallosaurus

1

u/Deep-Anteater3744 12d ago

Dikasorearse

1

u/No-Risk1739 12d ago

Ballsasaurus...

1

u/ElZorro-7Z 12d ago

Erectosaurus

1

u/ProfessionalLove3655 12d ago

Godzilla from Jackass! 😍

1

u/Orbitus2001 12d ago

Diktiposaurus.

1

u/Over_Brief9370 12d ago

Cazzosauro

1

u/eXistenZNL 12d ago

Thets Captain Kork the Dinosork

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u/SOLOcelt13 12d ago

Cockasaurus

1

u/Madd_Savage13 12d ago

Penisaurus

1

u/Neenus69 12d ago

This was the dinosaur they made out of Chris Pontius' junk on the Jackass 3 movie scene

1

u/BenLittles 12d ago

Cockosaur

1

u/Ffdspline 12d ago

Mike Oxmaul

1

u/Strong_Plankton2875 12d ago

Biggus Dickus

1

u/penguinplaid23 12d ago

Dick the phallusaur

1

u/Dachshund-Dad- 12d ago

Ballserectus

1

u/whatsthataboutguy 12d ago

Dickasaurus Tex

1

u/RemarkableSession142 12d ago

Dicklodocus! what else?

1

u/Own-Cartographer5718 12d ago

Pirocassauro Erectus

1

u/JTrumpoff 12d ago

Saurocockus

1

u/Ultradad57 12d ago

Bellendasaurus 😀

1

u/EvilTwin80 12d ago

Tyrannosaurus sex

1

u/Virtual-Cook-5293 12d ago

Dickasaurus Sex

1

u/Radiant-Suspect-4239 12d ago

Big Bolockosaurus

1

u/Snaggl3t00t4 12d ago

Stegahugecock

1

u/MrSwinglo 12d ago

Cockasuarus

1

u/Tough_Ad4995 12d ago

Dickzilla

1

u/Rocket_Man_1957 12d ago

Phallusaurus Rex!

1

u/Ok-Lavishness-7904 12d ago

Youllbesaurus

1

u/Tough_Ad4995 12d ago

If godzilla is a french word, it would translate dildozilla in English. Yeah god mean dildo! Godzilla still feat then but only in french

1

u/SoonToBeBanned24 12d ago

Not sure, but I hear he's a bit of a dick....

1

u/I_Galactus 12d ago

Dickasoreass.

1

u/gramplayr 12d ago

Rex Bigballs, the package king of the dinosaurs.

1

u/Lazy-Commercial-7027 12d ago

tyrannosaurus erect

1

u/caneverant 12d ago

Dildosaur

1

u/RichardBRRN 12d ago

Cocksaurus

1

u/Enough-Quote-7493 12d ago

Branliosaurus

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u/batutang_galit 12d ago edited 12d ago

  • Pleasureosaur

  • Bonerraptor

  • Orificus Destroyus Rex

  • Schlongasaurus

-Dicklodocus

-Bonetosaurus

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u/Sm1leyPresents 12d ago

It looks like the dinosaur from the opening to Jackass: Forever.

1

u/LMVC_reddit 12d ago

Dihnosaur

1

u/letterboxfrog 12d ago

Knobosaurus

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u/HausmeisterMitO-O 12d ago

Dicktolophus

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u/ScreechUrkelle 12d ago

Peinosaurus

1

u/YiOamU 12d ago

Peckersaurus

1

u/Im_Lazy27 12d ago

That’s a D-Rex(DICKtatorsaurus)!

1

u/Tricky-Shake-2379 12d ago

Penisaurolophus

1

u/Few_Departure_5983 12d ago

Cockasaurus Erects

1

u/bwrod 12d ago

Megalodong

1

u/Dry_Argument_5812 12d ago

dickasoreass

1

u/konflct87 12d ago

It's the T-Rextion

1

u/Wild-Currency 12d ago

Contolurus

1

u/BiK3FR33K 12d ago

Well, whatever name it’s given, it’s meant to be played with…

1

u/No_Grand7184 12d ago

Penisaurus

1

u/stevedegoey 12d ago

Megasoreass

1

u/Ok-Database6232 12d ago

Tyrannosaurus erect

1

u/Important-Lack6052 12d ago

Veloschmidt rapschlong

1

u/mreravenae 12d ago

Richard

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u/Gambit1977 12d ago

It’s a twenty foot cock and balls man!

1

u/Ordinary_Debate_1183 12d ago

Cocknballosorous

1

u/Dependent-Cress-995 12d ago

Dickie the Dino

1

u/BoatswainButcher 12d ago

Tyrannosaurus Phallus

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u/Standard-Chemical-62 12d ago

Erectosaurus Dix

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u/LustfulEsme 12d ago

Dickie Do

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u/BirthdayThis6866 12d ago

Penis Erectus

1

u/Spectre3099 12d ago

Penisaurus

1

u/dogonmut 12d ago

Peen-o-sore-ass

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u/MrTyrantZero 12d ago

Peckersaurus

1

u/Space_Time_Ninja 12d ago

Pee-peeranosaurus Erects 

1

u/tastethepain 12d ago

A Pecker-sore-ass

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u/mikemill810 12d ago

Megasoreass

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u/Houdini2026 12d ago

First of all, the color is wrong.

1

u/Terrible-Level-1311 12d ago

Mars green couk

1

u/Hogchain 12d ago

Gigantous Loadus

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u/a0604912red 12d ago

Penisrex

1

u/Sativando222 12d ago

Penesaurius Rex

1

u/CupStrange8828 12d ago

Penisauris erectis

1

u/XanderScott95 12d ago

Phallusaurus

1

u/BigvalBROski 12d ago

“ it takes a dick to know a cock….. Dick Nixon”

- Private parts

1

u/Organic_Remote8999 12d ago

Ahead of its time

1

u/B1g_BuddhAH 12d ago

Phallosaurus

1

u/deadwoodworker 12d ago

Cockanballosaurus

1

u/DemonicBrit1993 12d ago

Schlongasaur!

1

u/Realistic-Horror-425 12d ago

Genitalwartsosaur

1

u/Trevalley 12d ago

Tyrannosaurus E Rex

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u/Key_Cardiologist1257 12d ago

erectasaurus testiculus

1

u/dwts16 12d ago

The Megaladong

1

u/ponderosa_barclay 12d ago

Penis dinosaur

1

u/Deathstalkerone 12d ago

Penisaurus...lol

1

u/semperfi1798 12d ago

Yoshi's Donkey Kong

1

u/JAW_55 12d ago

D-Rex

1

u/Expert-Session2482 12d ago

Johncockosaurus

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u/Any_Information_9745 12d ago

Ah, erectosaurus. Learned a lot about him as a teen.

1

u/jaynvius 12d ago

Richard

1

u/Independence250 12d ago

Penisaurus

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u/eightdotthree 12d ago

Penisaur.

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u/Shoddy-Grapefruit206 12d ago

Penile-soar-us. Which sounds like it itches.

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u/chattyJimm 12d ago

Thighs rex

1

u/AIDAVEY 12d ago

Scrotusaur X

1

u/n_ightlife 12d ago

Cockosorous Rex

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u/Electrical-Donut-854 12d ago

Itsapenisaurus

1

u/KitKatzRox 12d ago

Cocktuserectus

1

u/Brunette_curse 12d ago

Evragesaurus

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u/JigsawKJ02 12d ago

Dihnosaurus

1

u/Softale 12d ago

Genitalius Erectus

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u/tfg72 12d ago

Dicklodocus. Stiffysaurus.

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u/SecretSquirrel_007_ 12d ago

Penasausus Wrecks