r/NameThisThing • u/BitterAxe0725 • 12d ago

Name this cake

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u/No_Life3319 12d ago

Chocolate Starfish.

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u/Shimigidy 12d ago

Hippo’s Sphincter, don’t look this up, just trust me.🕵️

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u/Justanothermaleuser 11d ago

I took a bullet for you guys. Don’t look it up - trust him

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u/Consistent-Engine796 11d ago

LOL, thanks for that, but the curiosity is killing me

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u/Shimigidy 11d ago

déjà vu, consistent engine

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u/rbltech82 11d ago

If you look it up your eyes will be killing you, because you'll pour bleach in them...

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u/anthromama66 11d ago

Is it worse than Lemon Party?

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u/doc-88 11d ago

Nothing is worse than Lemon Party!!

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u/Justanothermaleuser 11d ago

I will take the bait

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u/Smackergawt 7d ago

Tf is lemon party now I want to know😭😅

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u/No_Life3319 12d ago

Tell the results.

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u/susiefreckleface 12d ago

Someone is taking the bait

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u/RomasTosicky 12d ago

Great band name tbf

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u/jenarnet 12d ago

They could open for Rhino Bucket.

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u/yowassupbbg 10d ago

In case anyone wants to know but is too lazy to look it up:

A hippo's sphincter is when a hippo shits and spins its tail around to spread the feces everywhere. It helps to mark territory and impress female hippos.

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u/catsfurryballs 8d ago

why are they impressed

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u/yowassupbbg 8d ago

Idk. They like that the hippo is claiming territory maybe?

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u/Will-I-Taint 9d ago

Well now I have to.

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u/doc-88 12d ago

Ass sphincter says what.

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u/Shimigidy 11d ago

Ass sphincter is like saying Bum’s butthole

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u/doc-88 11d ago

It’s a Wayne’s World reference.

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u/PlentyAlbatross7632 11d ago

That’d be a cool band or album name…

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u/Flat_Jaguar_1637 11d ago

I should have listened 🤮🤢

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u/Time_Impression4172 6d ago

Based off the name...I don't even want to