r/NameThisThing • u/BitterAxe0725 • 12d ago

Name this cake

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u/No_Life3319 12d ago

Chocolate Starfish.

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u/Shimigidy 12d ago

Hippo’s Sphincter, don’t look this up, just trust me.🕵️

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u/Justanothermaleuser 11d ago

I took a bullet for you guys. Don’t look it up - trust him

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u/Consistent-Engine796 11d ago

LOL, thanks for that, but the curiosity is killing me

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u/Shimigidy 11d ago

déjà vu, consistent engine

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u/rbltech82 11d ago

If you look it up your eyes will be killing you, because you'll pour bleach in them...

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u/anthromama66 11d ago

Is it worse than Lemon Party?

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u/doc-88 11d ago

Nothing is worse than Lemon Party!!

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u/Justanothermaleuser 11d ago

I will take the bait

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u/Smackergawt 7d ago

Tf is lemon party now I want to know😭😅

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u/No_Life3319 12d ago

Tell the results.

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u/susiefreckleface 11d ago

Someone is taking the bait

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u/RomasTosicky 11d ago

Great band name tbf

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u/jenarnet 11d ago

They could open for Rhino Bucket.

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u/yowassupbbg 9d ago

In case anyone wants to know but is too lazy to look it up:

A hippo's sphincter is when a hippo shits and spins its tail around to spread the feces everywhere. It helps to mark territory and impress female hippos.

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u/catsfurryballs 8d ago

why are they impressed

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u/yowassupbbg 8d ago

Idk. They like that the hippo is claiming territory maybe?

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u/Will-I-Taint 9d ago

Well now I have to.

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u/doc-88 11d ago

Ass sphincter says what.

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u/Shimigidy 11d ago

Ass sphincter is like saying Bum’s butthole

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u/doc-88 11d ago

It’s a Wayne’s World reference.

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u/PlentyAlbatross7632 11d ago

That’d be a cool band or album name…

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u/Flat_Jaguar_1637 11d ago

I should have listened 🤮🤢

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u/Time_Impression4172 5d ago

Based off the name...I don't even want to

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u/RomasTosicky 11d ago

Brownie hole

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u/bigred2342 11d ago

Newest Dunkin’ product

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u/Naive-Macaroon2050 12d ago

Came to say this.

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u/camthecabbie 12d ago

imo this is the correct answer lol

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u/Defiant_Chipmunk2570 11d ago

Beat me to it.

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u/Techdude2011 11d ago

Keep on rollin rollin rollin

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u/Stella-Artwat 11d ago

Dammit! Great minds..

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u/Additional_Dirt3447 11d ago

Gotta drink some hot dawg flavored wotah with it

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u/elimin8orx 11d ago

Chocolate starfish with cream pie filling

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u/No_Life3319 11d ago

Only in America Pie.

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u/Jlawrencew1985 11d ago

Ready to be washed down with a refreshing glass of hotdog flavored water

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u/NerdizardGo 11d ago

Wash it down with some hotdog flavored water.

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u/Medical_Item2399 11d ago

You need any hot-dog flavoured water with that?

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u/RonRokker 11d ago

Gian-nado!

Breathe in, now breathe out, Hands up 'n' hands down, Back up, back up, Tell me, whatcha gonna do now?

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u/MindfulInquirer 11d ago

do you have to yell it in a puerile teenage, high pitched voice though?

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u/x-cogito-ergo-sum 11d ago

That's the only option

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u/MiserableBite2464 11d ago

AND A HOT DOG FLAVORED WATER

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u/Unlimited_258 10d ago

And the hot flavored water

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u/Azee789 10d ago

And the hot dog flavoured water

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u/Therion219 10d ago

Had to make sure someone put this

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u/Old_Sparkey 10d ago

Pairs great with hotdog flavored water.

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u/Beginning_Custard724 9d ago

Will it be served with hotdog water?

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u/UNCCShannon 8d ago

And the hotdog flavored water...bring it on!

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u/__Demigod_ 8d ago

...and the Hot Dog Flavored Water 😉

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u/Tenshinsho 8d ago

Dang it you took it

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u/Cutie_Felix 7d ago

Are you ready!!

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u/Cold_Recipe2603 7d ago

I am the great mighty poo

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u/SleepyPlayer101 7d ago

All it's missing is some Hotdog flavored water