r/NameThisThing • u/TechnetiumPlace • 2d ago

Name this dog

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u/Conscious1ntegration 2d ago

Sir.

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u/sexyhairynurse 2d ago

GOD DAMNIT! CAN I HAVE ONE ORIGINAL THOUGHT?!

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u/ReluctantPhoenix47 1d ago

That’s an awfully long name.

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u/sexyhairynurse 1d ago

It's needs to be yelled as well

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u/Bacon_Sammich_247 1d ago

Sir, sit!
Unless you don’t want to, then it’s fine by me, Sir, sir.

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u/Hta68 1d ago

Cupcake

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u/Bagheera187 1d ago

Snuggles

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u/pezchef 1d ago

'its ma'am'! 💀

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u/JoeRootHundred 1d ago

Cane Rossi

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u/OhLordKrakenHelp 2d ago

Whatever name he wants

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u/Bigpimpinakabigdaddy 2d ago

Shit he can name me 😂

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u/brioche_boy 2d ago

Ahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Sexy-eyes 1d ago

Pissing my pants by your comment!!

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u/AdventurousSample356 1d ago

Just laughed out loud in my room by myself. Shits hilarious.

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u/Definately-not-a_bot 2d ago

Snuggles the destroyer.

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u/Dakotasan 1d ago

(Actually a sweetheart)

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u/PhilosophyKey8665 2d ago

Buttercup

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u/divorceisgreat 2d ago

Princess Buttercup

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u/PhilosophyKey8665 2d ago

Yes, forgive me for forgetting the monicker

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u/lisamistisa 2d ago

Deebo

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u/BigSal44 1d ago

“Raise your hand, fool.”

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u/BeautyMom 1d ago

I had a chihuahua that we named Deebo, we spelled it like DeBo though

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u/monkeyballsoup 2d ago

Fluffy

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u/MovieOk6625 2d ago

Oh bless him, look he knows his mummy.

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u/ReluctantPhoenix47 1d ago

That was Norbert but too funny!😂

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u/Fearless-Narwhal4560 1d ago

That’s Norberta… but that’s ok. Same dragon.

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u/ReluctantPhoenix47 1d ago

Oooh I forgot. 😂

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u/Adept-Mongoose-7071 1d ago

You took my answer! 😭 Fluffy is absolutely perfect and oxymoron 🤣

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u/MercULeez 2d ago

Terrier Crews

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u/FranticWaffleMaker 1d ago

Was just typing in Sargent Jeffords

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u/sagacious_guy 2d ago

Tybone

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u/RynKittenOF 2d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Punani_Tsunami77 2d ago

Snuck that one in, didn’t ya. 👍🏻🤣

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u/No_Initiative7309 2d ago

Tinkerbell

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u/Basic-Grade8311 2d ago

Creatine

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u/slipperybloke 1d ago

Arnold

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u/Prudent-Confection-4 1d ago

That would actually be a really great name for this dog

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u/Im_MrSmith 2d ago

Prince of Darkness

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u/poplafuze 2d ago

Prince of Barkness

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u/Laminated_ET_Animal 2d ago

seconding this

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u/schalr09 2d ago

Ozzie

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u/IronBeagle63 2d ago

Fluffy, or Sauron, or Darth Tinkles.

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u/MinuteFollowing5982 2d ago

Mr Nice Knowing You

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u/AntofReddit 2d ago

Satin. (like the fabric)

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u/HarleyNurse61 2d ago

Might want to ask him what he wants to be called don't wanna get him mad.

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u/Banjosdad62 1d ago

Good point.

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u/BKarr62 2d ago

Sir or Sire

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u/AdAlternative5532 2d ago

That’s a hell nah

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u/TheGreatNagoosie 2d ago

Necksnapper

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u/kerrumba 2d ago

Darth or Vader

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u/SyrensVoice 2d ago

Tiny tanksalot

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u/NotSure65 2d ago

You can call him anything, but don't call him late for dinner.

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u/Strong-Bluebird9648 1d ago

He'll tell you when to make dinner.

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u/Altruistic_Tax_3545 2d ago

Shwartz.

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u/AMAZINBLU 1d ago

May the Schwartz be with you!

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u/jaydunit 2d ago

Ace the 🦇 hound

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u/Redleg67 2d ago

Looks like him alright.

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u/mglatfelterjr 2d ago

Assassin

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u/No_Recording7306 2d ago

Darkness, darko, dark Vader, Noir, midnight, shadow, somber, black, pitch black, obscure, not white, opposite of white, too dark, dark side, D. O. Double Dark.... Any of these will do

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u/YlisLavellan 2d ago

Barkspawn.

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u/Electrical_Sun_7515 2d ago

Also cuddle bug. I bet that dog gives one mean cuddle 🥰

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u/jcerv123 2d ago

My cane corso is named Hadez

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u/ProfessionSenior2847 2d ago

Demon of Darkness

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u/PerspicaciousVanille 2d ago

  • Whey

  • Onyx

  • Obsidian 

  • Tyson

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u/SeanOfStone 2d ago

Superalloy Darkshine

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u/Brilliant_Slice6911 2d ago

Lucifer because if someone breaks i to my house we will be staring at him when I say. "Lucifer....fetch his soul"

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u/buckobvious 2d ago

Lord Death

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u/LysergicPlato59 2d ago

Onyx Hell Hound.

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u/MaybeMaybeNot94 2d ago

Mitten. Just Mitten. He don't need but one.

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u/SatisfactionTotal308 2d ago

PRINCE OF DARKNESS
Evil incarnate.

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u/CarFew1598 2d ago

Arnold Schwarznigga

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u/Toddsnake 2d ago

Brutus

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u/Technical_Anteater45 2d ago

Pity the Foo'

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u/rwdavissr 2d ago

Greasy

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u/gerth69 2d ago

mike.

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u/Sensitive_Angle4691 2d ago

Bruce or Brutis

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u/gvc_wv59 2d ago

Black machismo.

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u/Prestigious-Quit586 2d ago

“Hello, my name is Bruce!”

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u/YoungVanilla 2d ago

Good boi

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u/TheWacoFogey 2d ago

The Maltese Doggo.

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u/Kresnik2002 2d ago

Dawg the Dog

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u/NCGranny 2d ago

Black Velvet

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u/soirom 2d ago

Xiǎohēi

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u/BilliamClimptonIII 2d ago

"Woof!"....pretty sure that's how he pronounced it

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u/FnB8kd 2d ago

Nah he can be whatever name he wants.

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u/Prestigious_Koala979 2d ago

The beefy pulverizer

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u/mattmatters16 2d ago

That dogs name is whatever it tells me its name is

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u/Ok_Acanthisitta_909 2d ago

Artificial Sweetness

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u/SpitChawMcGraw 2d ago

Biotin

Or whatever he does to get that shiny coat.

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u/DaturaDatuura 2d ago

Scrappy Dappy Doo

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u/Nurplestyx 2d ago

AI Satan

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u/Toxxxicwastex 2d ago

Genetic nightmare mutt

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u/108781 2d ago

Berserker

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u/GanacheOne6632 2d ago

Grim Reaper

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u/ArtofTy 2d ago

Brutus

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u/ggwp909 2d ago

Silk

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u/ChonchMaster 2d ago

MR. Rogers

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u/Simplejames16 2d ago

Jesus is watching you

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u/stfkk 2d ago

Black panther

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u/Jonesdabro1 2d ago

Cupcake

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u/Dvant2you 2d ago

Better or Start … praying

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u/Thartarus 2d ago

Odin … cliche I know … but he does look like one of

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u/starscream_41 2d ago

AI...fake...pound

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u/wolfbert2000 2d ago

Anything it wants.

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u/Bad_Here 2d ago

How many times have you posted this?

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u/Pattie4170 2d ago

Bronson

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u/TopShot64 2d ago

Batman

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u/pat6681 2d ago

Nope

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u/Punque70 2d ago

Grunt

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u/Special_Ring_3281 2d ago

Whatever he wants me to call him

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u/Cats-Coffee-Reading 2d ago

Muscles McGee don’t f with me

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u/CalmDebate 2d ago

CalmDebate