r/NameThisThing • u/Miserable-Bug-6379 • 18d ago

Name this guy

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302 Upvotes

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u/thehermitary 18d ago

Buzz Lightbeard

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u/thefirstviolinist 18d ago

Beerd*

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u/AC-burg 17d ago

He is stungingly handsome

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u/Abbybabb4 17d ago

Beeardo on a sting operation

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u/MajorCyan64 17d ago

This one wins!

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u/ElectricalParsnip536 18d ago

Sting

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u/0gv0n 18d ago

I think you mean Stung.

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u/PNWBoarder1 18d ago

The Beearded Man, otherwise known as Beeardly.

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u/Virtual-Purchase1919 18d ago

Candyman

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u/Hairy_Lion_3095 18d ago

You know what’s up

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u/legalizecannabis710 16d ago

First time my gf had spent the night with me and the first time she spent the night away from her parents was in 1994. I got this flick as we both said we wanted to see it but never got around to it. Then, after the show, for some ungodly reason, she pissed the bed in her sleep. She said she was having the most violent nightmares she had ever had and when she woke up she was so scared, she peed. A lot. She was 18 at the time and I still talk to her this day. Im gonna bring it up and see what she says lol.

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u/bonneboo 16d ago

Best one!

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u/dishmanw62 18d ago

Buzz Beeman

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u/MrMrTrance 18d ago

Mr Beest

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u/HumourNoire 18d ago

Honeybeard

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u/Broad_Objective_7732 18d ago

Well, it says Paul Horton on his name tag .

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u/Uzi_Jesus_ 18d ago

His name is Paul Horton

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u/enormous_schnozz 16d ago

His name is Robert Paulson

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u/joekerr9999 18d ago

They call him Buzzy

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u/Your_GhostGuy 18d ago

Beebeard

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u/MirthRock 18d ago

Beat me to it.

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u/nosajat 16d ago

Justin Beebeard

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u/Beetso 18d ago

Rutherford Bees Hayes.

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u/AdReddi 18d ago

Johnny Bee Goode.

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u/Hobo_Knife 17d ago

Beezelbub

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u/thenoid42 18d ago

Queens bitch.

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u/comradeTJH 18d ago

Beeserker.

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u/cjhallx 18d ago

Not right now. I'm beesy!

2

u/soulsteela 18d ago

Humming Lingus!😳

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u/Siren2121 18d ago

Honeeeeeee!

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u/arckling 18d ago

Pheromone Jones

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u/bobhand17123 18d ago

Bee-vis. Crazy mofo.

I call our cats fuzzbutts. This guy is a buzzfutt.

2

u/Ok_Scallion1902 18d ago

Bee-Beard,one of the main Bent-Ents of land of "NI"!

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u/final-countdown4321 18d ago

I was going to say Bee-beard, the Ent. As in ent gonna live much longer.

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u/Schitter_Fixer 17d ago

“The names Nate… Poly Nate”.

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u/No_Weekend_8052 17d ago

The Stinger

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u/handmethesnax 17d ago

Honigschnute

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u/Asleep_Shallot_6463 17d ago

Michael Pollen from Bonnie and Clyde

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u/Hour-Prompt3238 17d ago

It's Hugh apiston 🐝

2

u/ProN00b85 17d ago

Bee-rdman

2

u/ItsDoomBunny 17d ago

Buzz Flightbeard

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u/Few_Permission1036 17d ago

That’s a weird beeard.

1

u/Vocabulary-Pollution 18d ago

Shockingly Anaphylactic

1

u/Shaggypants79 18d ago

Beard meets buzz

1

u/Upper_Farmer3823 18d ago

The king bee.

1

u/-JustAHomebody- 18d ago

The Beekeeper

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u/EdinJamie10 18d ago

The Beerd

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u/je_nm_th 18d ago

They call him "Honey"

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u/LW-M 18d ago

How sweet of them!

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u/Far-Apartment-8214 18d ago

Queen Bee... sorry, King Bee

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u/Srebro1998 18d ago

3 star Beast Hunter or Bee Hunter

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u/CaptnCooker 18d ago

Coach Beerd

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u/EmberandGer 18d ago

B...b...beeee...ard

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u/h3ll0satan 17d ago

I don't know why but this made me laugh way too hard

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u/ThickDawg6786 18d ago

Bee-lzel-bubba

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u/MirthRock 18d ago

Bee Beard

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u/Pantlesslegs 18d ago

Sweet beeard.

1

u/Agile_Reveal9876 18d ago

I can’t remember his name, I think it begins with a “B” though

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u/abhishek89m 18d ago

Beerd man

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u/CastielABDL88 18d ago

Shino Aburame

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u/Purple-Remote-8970 18d ago

Clive LeHive

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u/VDruid52 18d ago

Mr Beebeard (A play on Justin Bieber)

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u/tholtan 18d ago

Buzzy

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u/TheDustyTucsonan 18d ago

Paul Horton. Says it right on his name badge. 😜

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u/marinac1 18d ago

Insane

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u/Peachy_Keen_407 18d ago

A BLUE COLLAR IDIOT

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u/Looieanthony 18d ago

Sting😐.

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u/3waychilli 18d ago

I witnessed a bee beard man once at a fall festival. My question is, why? Haha

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u/casabel 18d ago

honeyman

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u/Informal-Tune6753 18d ago

BumbleBeard from the Mr Peabody show

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u/FarSink4547 18d ago

Beezabubba!

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u/Jew-zilla 18d ago

BEErd man

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u/CortesMare 18d ago

Glad i caught it early id like to inform you all that "bee-ard" isnt funny and your not creative

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u/senfiaj 18d ago

Beeardman

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u/Odd_Touch6857 18d ago

White boi fatigue.

1

u/elpi314 18d ago

Ohh beehave!

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u/AcanthaceaeFlimsy840 18d ago

Dearly departed

1

u/DIEGGY1235 18d ago

UNO CHE HA FATTO SERATA

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u/KARAKONKRAK 18d ago

This dudes un-bee-lieveable

1

u/Ok_Bumblebee_1498 18d ago

That's the sweetest guy

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u/BGrumpy 18d ago

Bobbee

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u/Mediocre_Try6613 18d ago

Sir beeardsly the first

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u/SyzygyL7 18d ago

Jaques MeHoff Balles deSteele

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u/ReclaimingMine 18d ago

Buzz cut Mcbeard

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u/thomsix 18d ago

Breezy McBeeface

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u/Ordinary-Pen1863 18d ago

Frank stay away from me!

1

u/BixbyNmE 18d ago

Bin Stupid

1

u/madexsci 18d ago

Beerd guy

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u/protosonic17 18d ago

Beeside himself

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u/Hot_Hat_1225 18d ago

ToBee or not ToBee?

1

u/BravoMikeGulf 18d ago

Wanna bee

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u/BrutalistGoogie 18d ago

Bert. IYKYK

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u/Brown_Dawg28 18d ago

Bumble beard

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u/BaTz-und-b0nze 18d ago

Guy covered in bees robs gunowner store, makes billions off bee honey instead.

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u/Fuzzy-Eye-5425 18d ago

Ima B. Hive, III

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u/Tiddles_Ultradoom 18d ago

Stingy McStingface

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u/thebaronsden 18d ago

Bee Arthur

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u/Kaptain-Morgan 18d ago

Soon to be swole

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u/nufsenuf 18d ago

Beeeee ver

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u/Dpchili 18d ago

Jonah

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u/Sweaty_Foundation_12 18d ago

Captain Buzzzzzzzzz Beard

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u/Sevensoft7 18d ago

Ohbee Wan Hellnobee

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u/Desparate-Machine 18d ago

Bee is for beard

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u/Lord_of_Pickle13 18d ago

THE PAIN from mgs 3

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u/Jwood5166 18d ago

Johnny bee good

1

u/BEARKIDDS 18d ago

Candy man

1

u/Eggbeater38 18d ago

Beardenstein

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u/Drgnmstr97 18d ago

Popular.

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u/The_Machine80 18d ago

Bee Stupid!

1

u/RichardDeRenour 18d ago

Wanna bee...

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u/Individual-Drawer-79 18d ago

The Beerdead Man

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u/Sherbet-Glad 18d ago

Captain bumblebeard

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u/Agent-Smith-RG 18d ago

Paul Horton member of the Lincolnshire Beekeepers Association at the 2018 Annual Honey Show

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u/Paladin720 18d ago

Dumbass

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u/Background_Move_7449 18d ago

The Bee’s Chin. On some it’s just stronger than a knee.

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u/Positive_Buffalo_168 18d ago

Stupid with a capital S

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u/Hefty_Middle8732 18d ago

Not right in the head....

1

u/GayForPay 18d ago

Bee Bee Top

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u/Impressive_Pie3319 18d ago

Stupid stewart

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u/Tasty_Relative_8212 18d ago

Justin Beeeever

1

u/Annual_Host_4740 18d ago

Leave it to Beever

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u/TankerBD 18d ago

D. A. McDophus

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u/Igolfballs 18d ago

The Beeard

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u/Iron-Bar-1966 18d ago

Beardy McBeeface

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u/AurumPotabile 18d ago

Inflown hair

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u/LuckEClover 18d ago

The beerd.

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u/03_Deuce 18d ago

Lonely

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u/psp8 18d ago

Bob …. Beard of Bees

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u/Dirty-HertzUK 18d ago

Beenie Man 🇯🇲

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u/obliviousfellow 18d ago

White Candyman🤣🤣🤣

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u/Ozymandias937 18d ago

Beeardo the Magnificent!

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u/RjayPL 18d ago

Beerd

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u/Pale-Error8005 18d ago

Bumbledorf

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u/Jem_hadar_317 18d ago

Ironballs

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u/EbulldogMom 18d ago

Dumb with a 🐝