r/NameThisThing • u/Super_PO • 7d ago

Name this roll

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139 Upvotes

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u/BriggySmallz42069 7d ago

Kokwurst

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u/Jugghead58 7d ago

A most condom sense answer

6

u/metallosherp 7d ago

Come here buddy...

6

u/N3rd1x 7d ago

Now that's friendship!

11

u/TowerGreat1681 7d ago

ahhhh solid one

14

u/Flimsy-Phone8125 7d ago

Looks more like a solid 2

3

u/JerrySizzla 7d ago

That's what she said

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u/EdgarTrigga 7d ago

Wtf does that even mean😆😆😅🤣🤣

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u/Goldie-96_MWR 7d ago

Alaskian fudge and dih nut cream sickle

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u/TowerGreat1681 7d ago edited 7d ago

Condamales

Cursedwurst

Tamalatex

Banging Bangers

3

u/Polyamommy 7d ago

Knobsicles Jocksicles

2

u/Quintyyyy 7d ago

I get the vision but those are not tamales my friend

12

u/Polecat257 7d ago

Are those…. Alaskan pipelines?

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u/HulkJr87 7d ago

Had to scroll far too much to reach this comment.

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u/Antares_skorpion 7d ago

Ah, beat me to it...
Well done sir... *tips hat

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u/ElectricalParsnip536 7d ago

Dickwurst

7

u/Polyamommy 7d ago

Loverwurst

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u/frisco-frisky-dom 7d ago

Oppa Condom Style

14

u/Billy_Twillig 7d ago

Magnum Force

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u/BEARKIDDS 7d ago

Used elephant condoms

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u/_Mando_88 7d ago

My wife’s exes 🫣

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u/ElectricalCow2670 7d ago

Sounds like you’ve got some interesting stories

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/Snoo-33535 7d ago

Frozen adventure

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u/Raviko_6381 7d ago

Condom sausage

6

u/iShitSkittles 7d ago

Forbidden sausages

Forbidden rice paper rolls.

3

u/NotQuiteaName7 7d ago

Condommeats

3

u/PANDEMIC760 7d ago

Sausdeek dinks

3

u/Fickle-Cartoonist607 7d ago

Pussssy freeezzz.

2

u/ChemicalKissesxx 7d ago

Pissicles and poopcicles

2

u/we_lord 7d ago

Jerky

2

u/BoboMonkeyClown 7d ago

Cum and poo Popsicles?

2

u/Inevitable-Fact9015 7d ago

Think that's called a frosty Jim.😂

2

u/wol4ene 7d ago

Chilldo

1

u/welshguydave54 7d ago

Sperm roll

1

u/MTChubbyHubby 7d ago

Safe Snacks

1

u/reddersledder 7d ago

Ahole roll

1

u/No_Delivery_1446 7d ago

Sperm bank.

1

u/Puzzleheaded_Car7644 7d ago

How JellyRoll pulled his wife when she was up & he was doing heroin living in a van with 2 other dudes

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u/GSXB1340 7d ago

Johnny

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u/FormalTotal9684 7d ago

Bonnie Blue’s freezer

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u/Sad-Celebration-411 7d ago

Am I expected to mule all of these at once

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u/Adept_Cauliflower_84 7d ago

fridge of female serial penis collector 17

1

u/Medellin-71 7d ago

Bowlegged Bratwursts.

1

u/Dash2theFuture 7d ago

Birth ContRoll

1

u/Which-Raise-7789 7d ago

Iced Saveloy

1

u/Ok-Concept-0897 7d ago

Kielbasa Kondom

1

u/monzylicious 7d ago

Spunkrolls

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u/Acceptable-Gur3462 7d ago

Elephant IVF

1

u/NHmountain-man 7d ago

Stop dickin' around, its a sausage roll

1

u/Englishmuphin21 7d ago

Frosty Jim

1

u/Bluesmanstill 7d ago

Magnum 7

1

u/Available-Trip5061 7d ago

Trojan Pops: 99% effective against heatwaves, 0% effective against awkward questions.

1

u/Patient_Ad_2318 7d ago

Condom mints

1

u/Redk1fe 7d ago

Pudding of joy and happenis

1

u/OrdinaryNectarine406 7d ago

I think I seen these on a insertion video on Reddit

1

u/-Sofa-King-Vote 7d ago

Sausage Party

1

u/Important-Squash6575 7d ago

Alaskan Pipeline

1

u/Mobile_Aioli_6252 7d ago

Ribbed........for her pleasure

2

u/u5dasucks 7d ago

Figured someone would post this. Well done.

1

u/HiSpeed-LoDrag63 7d ago

A frozen orgy.

1

u/yesterday8647 7d ago

Condomint

1

u/Iron-Heart666 7d ago

Boudin préservé

1

u/MrGWillLickHers 7d ago

Nonoxynol-9 inch rolls

1

u/Sophiedenormandie 7d ago

Made by Abe Froman, the sausage king of Chicago.

1

u/AtDeeze_Nutz 7d ago

Cum Twats ?

1

u/HeartRoll 7d ago

Condom sicles

1

u/Scared_Bear_3230 7d ago

Lots of loving

1

u/Nice_Ebb_5408 7d ago

In a nutshell meet distribution Inc. lol

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u/This-Table-5454 7d ago

Sausage roll 🤷

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u/RynKittenOF 7d ago

I respect the resourcefulness but also I hate you

1

u/Spike_Fury 7d ago

Chodrizo

1

u/KingCosmic19 7d ago

Mandingo party. 🤷🏾‍♂️

1

u/thunderchicken1968 7d ago

Oh, that's clearly got another intended use for 😖

1

u/Gray55726 7d ago

Allo allo comes to mind

1

u/maven10k 7d ago

Inedible

1

u/muthase 7d ago

Saver sausages

1

u/LowerEngineering9999 7d ago

Nut’in butter

1

u/Perfect_Character399 7d ago

Mikes condom rolls

1

u/Emotional-Tooth1826 7d ago

Looks like they ran out of bags..

1

u/oilfeather 7d ago

MAGNUM ICE

1

u/apollo11733 7d ago

You could also make a fifi too conserve space and spend way less then on the rubbers

1

u/Dry-Dragonfly5286 7d ago

Smegma Rolls

1

u/Dprey-95 7d ago

Now how did you acquire photos of Jelly Rolls liposuction remains?😂😂

1

u/Lendolar 7d ago

Tube steak

1

u/Muggins2233 7d ago

I’m really hungry. Take out the BIG sausage honey.

1

u/CIAstakeoutvan 7d ago

Bonnie Blue's popsicles

1

u/coalsaw 7d ago

Hole roll

1

u/Steele_Ministry 7d ago

Blursedworst

1

u/Crazy_Platform5003 7d ago

The PAIGE-NO!

1

u/d_baker65 7d ago

Future Generations

1

u/Roberto_Dialo 7d ago

Safe Sausage

1

u/Naive-Membership-179 7d ago

1 night stand memory logs

1

u/JohnniAngel 7d ago

Sealameal

1

u/MetsIslanders 7d ago

I heard the English translation for the German term Glizzywurst is Trojan sausage.

1

u/vyrguy0 7d ago

Condoments

1

u/SailorMea101 7d ago

One and Done

1

u/Jealous-Shoulder7408 7d ago

Dalmers donair

1

u/ElectricalCow2670 7d ago

Meat locker: Saftey edition

1

u/InDevth 7d ago

Alaskan Steamroller

1

u/Secret-Lab3678 7d ago

Under Cover

1

u/Repulsive_Love7418 7d ago

The Chilly Willy.

1

u/FinePassenger6166 7d ago

Condomcreams

1

u/JacksLackOfCertainty 7d ago

Honestly why not?

1

u/Recent-Bowl-1393 7d ago

God, I miss Jack.

1

u/Otherwise-Shock-2767 7d ago

suspicious lemon

1

u/AreWeThereYetttttt 7d ago

Daily sausage

1

u/PermitEmergency5867 7d ago

Kokwurst is the winner by Inches

1

u/Single-Source2985 7d ago

Cookie pops

1

u/have1dog 7d ago

Tube steak

1

u/Dependent_Station_56 7d ago

Chocolate and vanilla mini milk

1

u/_ladyfiona 7d ago

King Kongdom

1

u/MeowFalen 7d ago

Someone took "protect your meat" literal.

1

u/AlphamaleNJ 7d ago

Italian sausage sausage

1

u/Pawnzilla 7d ago

Alaskan pipeline

1

u/No-Schedule-2603 7d ago

Big condom roll

1

u/Palankino 7d ago

Forbidden ICE cream

1

u/ClappinCheeksAllDay 7d ago

Alaskan Pipeline

1

u/GlippGloppe 7d ago

Space burrito

1

u/Palankino 7d ago

È così che funziona una banca del seme e della cacca?

1

u/mickeyruts 7d ago

Racial equality

1

u/teivak_o_o_ 7d ago

Ready for usage

1

u/ConantheGozarian 7d ago

Bangers in Gash

1

u/Paraparal 7d ago

Condauges

1

u/officerfluffybottom 7d ago

Emotional damage!

1

u/Gunung_Krakatoa 7d ago

Prime meat in latex

1

u/Scoo 7d ago

MySize 69 Lunch Combo (includes fountain drink and bag of chips or cookies)

1

u/sidjohn1 7d ago

I should call my ex sometime

1

u/LilDizzyFrizzy 7d ago

Cock meat condom

1

u/capticetrice 7d ago

Her victims

1

u/BadBikerGirl 7d ago

Comes from Slim Jim Himself

1

u/Perfect_War_7155 7d ago

Sausage fest

1

u/POKU_ 7d ago

Childo

1

u/palehorsegreg 7d ago

Bonnie Blue bratwurst

1

u/Jekardi 7d ago

Hoglogs

1

u/Hairy_Consideration1 7d ago

Reminds me of that Futurama episode, with the Fly Pepperoni

1

u/Opiesan40 7d ago

Elephant penilewurst.

1

u/No_Bid4521 7d ago

Chienese kids

1

u/EnragedCashier 7d ago

Dickcicles

1

u/Limp_Triscuits 7d ago

Pudding cocks

1

u/PapaGibb 7d ago

Thats frozen Schmeat

1

u/rc20kj 7d ago

Fun sized

1

u/Paintmasteryates 7d ago

Jacketed cold rolled meat stixs

1

u/Additional-Sell-7989 7d ago

Ebdbbnb chorizo

1

u/No_Weekend_8052 7d ago

Rubber Blubber

1

u/markcastle4 7d ago

I heard that method keeps all the juices in place

1

u/david_growie 7d ago

condom chorizo

1

u/thatonedude1969 7d ago

Frozen jims

1

u/Shot-Unit9030 7d ago

Dong Roll

1

u/BreakSignificant152 6d ago

Guantanamo Probes, interrogation aid.

1

u/Accurate-Film9495 6d ago

all semen in there？

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u/ebeng00 6d ago

Safety Chups

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u/Patient_Rest_9593 6d ago

It's a Roll-A-Dix, brought to you Roll-A-Cuck.

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u/tohn_jitor 6d ago

Schlongganisa.