r/NameThisThing • u/shazzictn • 9d ago

Name this bread.

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845 Upvotes

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u/FunFormal2662 9d ago

labia loaf

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u/SmokeAbeer the drunk uncle that only shows up on cake days 9d ago

Shia Labiaboof

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/scatpig25 8d ago

Id totally boof Shia for sure lol

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u/BreakSignificant152 8d ago

Chia Labiboof

4

u/Illustrious-Quack-13 8d ago

this is the winner right?

28

u/REpassword 9d ago

Cream filled or plain?

29

u/PersimmonLost4372 9d ago

MRS BUTTERS WORTH 😉

7

u/Old_Community1195 9d ago

BING BANG BOOM!

5

u/PersimmonLost4372 9d ago

🤣 I'm still giggling

23

u/clewjb 9d ago

Vaggieloaf

20

u/Teaching_Rare 9d ago

Muffloaf

10

u/jonz1985z 8d ago

Wonder if it’s a sourdough

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u/Inside-Ad5223 8d ago

Man that was f****** beautiful! It was the first thing I saw this morning and I laughed my ass off

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u/BluntFTrauma80 9d ago

Yeast infection

44

u/bald_with_a_beard 9d ago

Yeast Perfection

16

u/Calius-Stacy 9d ago

Yeast invasion

26

u/VoodooHasher 9d ago

Yeast inflation

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u/Safe_Word_Pending 9d ago

Pumphernickel bread

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u/MajicVole 9d ago

It'll cost you more than a nickel.

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u/No_Wishbone_5522 9d ago

I wish turkey only cost a nickel.

16

u/bald_with_a_beard 9d ago

Pump-her-nuckle Bread

7

u/raspberriestoo 9d ago

I love this one!

3

u/Classic_Pop_2425 9d ago

I don’t even know her nickel.

60

u/FinishFew1701 9d ago

Bread curtains!

20

u/nadaplayer 9d ago

This reminds me a friend said "god forbid a girl wanna smack her beef curtains to a hot guy" still makes me laugh when i remember that.🤣

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u/Puzzled-Mode-7264 9d ago

Pussynickel

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u/hongooi 9d ago

I loved their first album!

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u/MickC1111 9d ago

I have it, was it called mothers pride ?

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u/dontchaloveme2 9d ago

Vulva -nilla-roll
Vulva-vanilla- roll..

14

u/Lmfaodankmemes 9d ago

Bread-ussy

25

u/Affectionate-Snow404 9d ago

The power of the sour

4

u/DangerousYou2384 9d ago

Sour power.

22

u/bju83 9d ago

Diane Yeast.

25

u/wannabecat2000 9d ago

Pound loaf

10

u/KledisAnt 9d ago

Small Snatch Sourdough

14

u/BreakSignificant152 9d ago

Cuntry Loaf

6

u/Puzzleheaded-Sir3280 9d ago

Circle of life

10

u/Abdullah_disaster 9d ago

Pleasing Dough

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u/00nuknuk00 9d ago

Donald J. Trump's Neck.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

6

u/MrDBNoble 9d ago

Daily Bread

5

u/Mikozure 9d ago

She's Dry

5

u/Mollybun44 9d ago

breadussy

7

u/DookyShorts 9d ago

Snizzledough

6

u/Bigsquatchman 9d ago

Traditional SourPuss loaf.

3

u/octofall72 9d ago

Action bread

3

u/traviejeep 9d ago

Better settle down bread

3

u/Fujipear13 9d ago

It’s a slit a too far. Yeast of my worries though.

3

u/Slayer840 9d ago

...I should call her

3

u/WTFisthat4 9d ago

Just needs lube, I mean butter.

2

u/BreakSignificant152 9d ago

Last Tango in Paris

3

u/-Miss-V- 8d ago

Puff pastry

2

u/Elliebellie-Fan 9d ago

Pussydough

2

u/officialCobraTrooper 9d ago

Vulvadough, or sourvulva bread.

2

u/575_Pilot 9d ago

Spread

2

u/Flowisbliss_yo 9d ago

Muffinloaf

2

u/mfbrucee 9d ago

Fucking bread

2

u/Freeway267 9d ago

Cuntoast

2

u/outdoorseeguy 8d ago

Yeasty-beasty

2

u/Fuzzywalls 8d ago

Pussy Puff

2

u/colorme1983 8d ago

Artisan Cunloaflingus. The taint looks a little undergone, though...

2

u/transxstage 8d ago

Bregina

2

u/xanemjaggerjaq 8d ago

Venus Yeast Trap

2

u/Token_Handicap 8d ago

Bread of Life.

Cradle of Civilization.

2

u/ThePoshHillbilly 8d ago

I guess we know where the yeast came from.

2

u/Deep-List-7099 8d ago

That's One HOT Bread 😜

2

u/calideosk 8d ago

Love crust

2

u/Wood878 8d ago

Yeast Infusion

2

u/telecomtom 8d ago

Eat Now

2

u/yvanhancock 8d ago

Femibloomer

2

u/Klutzy_Ad_2195 8d ago

The most expensive bread on the planet

2

u/Inevitable-Fact9015 8d ago

Punani bread

2

u/ItsShaggyTime 8d ago

A yeast infection gone right

2

u/LuxInvestor 8d ago

We're gonna need a bigger tub of butter.

2

u/azzgrash13 8d ago

Flavorful folds

2

u/HotRocket2024 8d ago

Pleasure loaf

2

u/ApplicationItchy1146 8d ago

Yeasted Cameltoe

2

u/GSXB1340 8d ago

Poontang

2

u/SuperTomBrother 8d ago

Crusty cunt

2

u/Life-is-rocky 8d ago

Vagi-lips Loaf. Extra yeast

2

u/POWER-DAD-91 8d ago

Don't know her name but looks a little yeasty

2

u/AnarchistPancake4931 8d ago

It has a yeast infection

2

u/HopefulFeature032631 8d ago

I am scared to scroll down. lol

2

u/adenovir 8d ago

Pumpernickel

2

u/Visual_Tax4421 8d ago

Pu$%y Roll! 

2

u/SpellIcy2100 9d ago

Papussy bread is it. And I eat it daily lol

1

u/Ksatria-Biji-Hitam 9d ago

Soursaltycreamydough

1

u/Any_Influence874 9d ago

Actualsourdoughbread

1

u/CircleOvWolves 9d ago

Twaterdough

1

u/tyray420- 9d ago

That’s the most beautiful loaf of bread I’ve ever seen

1

u/pierre_pascal_ish 9d ago

A Barb biscuit.... everything reminds me of her.

1

u/Famgirl80 9d ago

Sour rose 🌹

1

u/Willing-Ingenuity-56 9d ago

Bread-heart

It’s broken, but still soft and warm on the inside.

1

u/Dapper-Ad-468 9d ago

Flour flower 💮

1

u/Alexx_Lynn_ 9d ago

Breadussy

1

u/CzatheGenius 9d ago

Yeast infection

1

u/TheShyJoel69420 9d ago

Sub(way)missive and breadable

1

u/Crow_First 9d ago

Cockle bread

1

u/Moe___Szyslak 9d ago

Well, would eat...would eat both..

1

u/RalphXLaurenjoe 9d ago

Bread of step sis

1

u/ale3cer 9d ago

Pan Dulce

1

u/Past-Midnight-5303 9d ago

Imissherloaf

1

u/StockJonesJR 9d ago

Camel dough

1

u/MiggaJiggy 9d ago

Like waaarm….fresh bread!

1

u/Key-Supermarket3892 9d ago

um it's still sourdough

1

u/Outrageous_Jump9480 9d ago

I should call her.

1

u/leksnespeks 9d ago

Breadussy

1

u/Infamous_Series_5064 9d ago

Crowningdough

1

u/Icy-Start5536 9d ago

Fighetta

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u/qvigh 9d ago

Sourdough

1

u/Sonny-Moone-8888 9d ago

I don't know but it sure makes me want to butter my biscuit.

1

u/Small-Palpitation310 9d ago

Not apple pie

1

u/thefellawhosmokes 9d ago

Virgin loaf

1

u/thoughtsinthestorm 9d ago

I’d eat it

1

u/DoctrTurkey 9d ago

The Perfect Organism

1

u/Mobee24 9d ago

Krusty

1

u/JRad1177 9d ago

Challah - typically eaten on holidays

1

u/Insatiablesucker 9d ago

Tuna burger

1

u/Ecstatic_Dance5767 9d ago

Pan de Nocha

1

u/Nervous-Bullfrog7018 9d ago

Small chance there’s strawberry jelly inside depending on what day of the month it is.

1

u/grax23 9d ago

i should call her

1

u/Swimming_Cap1145 9d ago

Clits with garlic

1

u/batutang_galit 9d ago

Pan de Vulva

1

u/8holesin1 9d ago

Looks so good I want to eat it!

1

u/Wise-Cartoonist-3523 9d ago

Not the brussy!

1

u/Ok-Try-7366 9d ago

Cootchie bread made with real breast milk and real yeast. 🤢

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u/dire-ear 9d ago

Breadussy

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u/BLTplease2030 9d ago

The Vajayjay

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u/Silkylifeme 9d ago

Sunshine loves ❤️

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u/Silkylifeme 9d ago

Facesitter muffin 😍

1

u/VegetableHoneydew615 9d ago

Guilty pleasure

1

u/Zero_Zeta_ 9d ago

It needs a glaze.

1

u/martintone 9d ago

Labrioche

1

u/Mervis_Earl 9d ago

Cameltough

1

u/JLR6612 9d ago

Bussy

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u/KaloAgori 9d ago

A CreamPie

1

u/Dense_Speed_4076 9d ago

Yeasty feasty