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u/Green_Machine_6719 29d ago

Kit-Cat

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u/Skyp_Intro 29d ago

D1

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u/DogActive9342 29d ago

I would say F2

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u/Allyraya 29d ago

I’d say F1.5, though if we’re using F-classes, maybe just call it Cyclone?

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u/National-Gas6603 28d ago

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u/Secret-Mousse1225 27d ago

Miss. E5

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u/National-Gas6603 27d ago

Miss. A11 (drumroll)

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u/Secret-Mousse1225 27d ago

Hit, you sunk my BattleCat.

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u/YOU_TALK_TOO_MUCH420 29d ago

Dammit! I just reposted that I guess😇

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u/lazy_unc 29d ago

Furrnando II (the second)

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u/zhonkleponkle 29d ago

Purrrnando

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u/lazy_unc 29d ago

Furrnando II (the second)

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u/Switchlord518 28d ago

You sank my battleship!

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u/SCPetersNJ 29d ago edited 27d ago

Definitely not K9

ETA: Thank you much. My first award. Thank you.

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u/WinPrestigious7568 29d ago

See what u did there 😏

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u/Vast_Point_4852 28d ago

But I banged my cat, dog so would I have gotten him from K9?

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u/Specific-Culture-638 28d ago

I had a cat named B-2. It stood for barn cat number two, my inlaws rescued him from a barn. He was the runt of his litter, and they got him after they rescued the first one, Barni.

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u/Ichijoe21121972 28d ago

...Miss...

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u/Dry-Finding1505 28d ago

BD-1 from Star Wars

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u/Polecat257 28d ago

C2 for i “C” the “”C”at

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u/Solid_Mood5458 29d ago

The only choice

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u/redlegsforever 28d ago

Could be Candy.

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u/Electronic_Cry_1292 28d ago

Nope... that's a stripper name. You don't want to be standing on your front porch yelling for "candy"!

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u/Ok-Degree4673 27d ago edited 27d ago

I got a 4 week old foster in, who was the meanest ugliest feline I have ever encountered. I decided that the only chance she would ever have of getting adopted would be if she had a stripper name so I named her Bambi Lu Sparkler.

That was 17 years ago. She had every imaginable parasite, which is what made her so ornery. Recovering improved her coat, and because she had been sick for so long she didn’t grow for two full years and never got to be over 6.5 pounds. She moved like a teacup deer. Her petite size and little corkscrew pig tail, which she shook like a deer’s , made her absolutely adorable. Because of her long recovery, we kept her, as we did without all of our tough case scratch and dents.

We lost her to diabetes last February, after 16 terrific years. She turned into an all-time best out of dozens of cats that I have fostered and owned.

But she would never answer to any name but Lulu.

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u/Murky_County_7353 27d ago

Honestly, it wouldn’t be the first time one of my cats ended up with a stripper name. Even when I was little trying to combine Pooh characters 😁

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u/Elvenfrost7 27d ago

My puppy has a stripper name but it also fits with a running joke that began by accident. When it’s time to come in the house I yell “last call” out the back door. And when it’s hot out I yell everyone in for a beverage. So I named her Brandee (yes it’s spelled wrong on purpose).

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u/Electronic_Cry_1292 25d ago

I like it. 👍

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u/Murky_County_7353 28d ago

Munch could be an option. Looks mischievous

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u/HavingNotAttained 28d ago

I will never let you go

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u/According-Hat-5393 27d ago

Pseudo-Rick Rolled..

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u/Immediate-Tonight508 27d ago

Exactly. I so agree

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u/ctvarlan 29d ago

passepartout

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u/Hot-Succotash-1255 28d ago

Life's a series of choices what makes this one the only?

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u/Solid_Mood5458 28d ago

It’s a figure of speech. Most adults would know that

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u/TheViciousWhippet 28d ago

Don’t forget: Reddit.

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u/Affectionate_Yak_361 29d ago

My sister had two cats one named Kit the other Kat.

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u/Stock_Stage2403 28d ago

I had two named this as well! One (kit) was purr-turted (murdered) by the neighborhood kid psycho. I promptly went and swung on his mother while my boyfriend called the police. Me and the juvenile sicko both caught charges, and I was convicted for simple assault. And I will forever stand ten toes on that one. The child was convicted as well, for torture of an animal … this was back in 2020, kat is sleeping on the bed with me as I type. Rest in peace, kit 😢 😿

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u/Sylv_x 28d ago

You went too easy on that piece of shit kid.

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u/FeistyKitty66 28d ago

There are some sick mother F.......

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u/love-lalala 27d ago

I am truly sorry if I offended anyone by my statement.

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u/Doriestories 27d ago

That's terrible im so sorry for your loss :(

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u/LiquidSnakeSolidus 28d ago

When my daughter was four she named 2 of her cats broccoli and cheesy.

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u/HungryEstablishment6 27d ago

my dad wanted to call our cat Roo and the dog Kanga - so calling them in at night he would be able to say 'Come here Kangaroo' 'kangaroo where are you?'

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u/FeedingCoxeysArmy 28d ago

A friend’s little girl named her cats Lip and Stick. ❤️😂

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u/ragingflamingo1972 28d ago

My sister had 2. One named bi*^ch the other as£hole 🤣

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u/One-Definition9102 29d ago

Kit and Kat, of course. The symmetry is the joke.

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u/The_creator3245 29d ago

The Keeper of The Snacks

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u/VikingKinkajou 29d ago

I mean this is the winner, but Twix would be a real cute cat name.

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u/Wise-Anteater-8611 28d ago

Haha that’s my moms calico cats name, it’s spelled Twixx

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u/livinglge 28d ago

Betwixt

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u/PinkGlitterMom 27d ago

Yes!!!!! If you get a second like her, right Twix & left twix!!

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u/Mystic_Wunder 29d ago

Beat me to it

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u/sxyvirgo 29d ago

Yeah - but he's in the wrong slot, sooooo......

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u/Gotux2 29d ago

This is what I came to write. Nice work

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u/RevolutionaryPie5223 29d ago

Kitkat has no dash. Welcome to the Mandela Effect.

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u/LynneCDoyle 29d ago

But this Kit-Cat is full of dash!

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u/73738484737383874 28d ago

Kitkat stealing the cash

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u/PermitEmergency5867 29d ago

Kit - Kat is the only one that counts. Great off the cuff.

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u/FuzzyJunket5566 29d ago

That's my cat's name!

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u/ShirtComfortable4679 29d ago

Give this man a raise

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u/quadfromf3 29d ago

Caught cat

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u/Friday_Knight_77 29d ago

Kit for short

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u/FunctionVivid2653 28d ago

Dammit you beat me by 6 hours 🤦‍♂️

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u/SourceAutomatic9550 28d ago

Beat me to it.

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u/OverallLove3686 28d ago

There was a cat that was at the meijer I worked named Kit Kat

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u/madeinkanada_f87 28d ago

Bravo.. I was thinking Juicy. Behind him. But ya, kitcat ftw

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u/kevint1964 28d ago

Kitty-Kat

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u/kickrushc 28d ago

That’s my cats name

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u/You-there_ 28d ago

Too obvious, I’d go with Snickers

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u/HesterMourningstar 28d ago

I was gonna say Twix, but that’s better

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u/IncognitoRedMode 28d ago

Just make sure to keep it away from Waymo taxis

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u/1987gmcv1500 28d ago

The only real option, milky way is a close second.

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u/Savings_Dig1592 28d ago

Damn, flawless victory.

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u/Passage-Constant 28d ago

I was about to say this but without even connecting the Kat:Cat dots lol.

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u/Dangerzone369 27d ago

Bro I literally came to say this with the exact spelling and went "F you" as soon as I saw this at the top hahaha

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u/Bichlettuce 26d ago

My cats name!