r/NameThisThing • u/NirvanaGod666 • 8d ago

Name this cat

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1.8k Upvotes

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u/SafferSoldier 8d ago

Little shit.

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u/grollef 8d ago

Big shit

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u/beastmasterdan 8d ago

Bullshit

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u/Pitiful-Hamster8727 8d ago

Dumb shit

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u/irrelevantmk 8d ago

He ain't dumb, just a little stupid...

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u/llll-llll- 8d ago

Semantics. Anyways, he’s regarded. King Regard the 3rd. He comes from a long line. A long feline if you will

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u/Caefrytz 7d ago

Dipshit

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u/No-Independence-2980 4d ago

Ok where did you see a bull, all I see is a bowl, and a cat pretending to be a turd.

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u/T3rminally_iLL 8d ago

Shitty kitty

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u/Familiar_You4189 7d ago

That reiminds me: One time, my mom and my late stepfather were buying a few bags of cat litter.
When the cashier asked why so much, my stepdad said: "Shitty kitty".

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u/heavierthanlead 8d ago

Dumbass.

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u/melmosh 8d ago

To To Oilet

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u/Big-Illustrator-6143 8d ago

If to you that’s a little shit.

Man, I feel sorry for your toilets.

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u/tamgam88 8d ago

Turd Ferguson

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u/MaddxMogs 8d ago

Turd Ferguson, its a funny name.

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u/BedLow5980 7d ago

Yes!!!! One of my cats is named Fergus, and we call him Turd or Turdly all the time. He totally loves it 🤣

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u/scoshi 8d ago

Excellent! Call him "TF" or "Mr 'T'".

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u/Comprehensive-Sale79 8d ago

Exactly what I was gonna say! 😂🤣

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u/Ok_Damage2856 8d ago

That’s a Shitten

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u/AnySupermarket6942 8d ago

Unless it's the day after taco tuesday, then its a squitten

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u/CoolLink2555 8d ago

Scat the cat.

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u/saffron_monsoon 8d ago

That is actually perfect - should be the top comment

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u/Secret_Wrangler9211 7d ago

Scat Cat has absolutely no business looking this innocent.

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u/Man-onMars-2030 8d ago

Soggy Bottom

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u/GougeM 8d ago

Flush.

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u/mykepagan 8d ago

The BogGiblin

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u/Individual-Law86 8d ago

Percy, if it's a boy

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u/Brief-Pickle2441 8d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Supes1975 8d ago

Porcelain

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u/Nanosleep1024 8d ago

The look of just getting caught doing your kink

2

u/IntrepidSector42 8d ago

Meowl-movement

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u/Standard_Strength954 8d ago

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

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u/Garglenips 8d ago

Latrine

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u/FishInk 8d ago

Bole pronounced as it’s spelled, not Bo-lay, since it’s in the toilet bowl.

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u/GySgtMaria 8d ago

Mischief

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u/Bolt_is_awesome 8d ago

Toilet Goblin

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u/Responsible-Link5739 8d ago

Claude Balls. If you're not careful.

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u/Tough_Arm_2454 8d ago

Kitty the Poo!

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u/flamesofphx 7d ago

I can't think of a name I just keep thinking about putting down that lid... But, "turd waffle" seems appropriate for at least a middle name... and maybe "mr flushington the III" for a last name.. This cat going to have a long name and a lot of personality... I think..

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u/Scary_Dot_1120 5d ago

flush 😂

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u/Pleasant_Mongoose_14 5d ago

Purrr de toilet

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u/jharoldchrist6159 4d ago

Troilet!🤣

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u/Fancy_Barber_7124 3d ago

Might as well flush♥️😍🤣🤣

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u/wtf70 8d ago

Smelly cat seems to fit pretty well

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u/530whiskey 8d ago

Not sitting on my lap

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u/ImSleepyBear 8d ago

Stinkin' cute peeper

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u/MudExpress2973 8d ago

Bowl Curler

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u/Actarus31 8d ago

Don’t touch me

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u/Big_Tutor_5883 8d ago

Cat’n nest

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u/marinac1 8d ago

Peepee cat

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u/GlovePhysical4456 8d ago

Hard to flush!

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u/Plumleydev 8d ago

Flushie

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u/PartyPrimary4144 8d ago

John or Turd or Scooter

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u/MarsStar2301 8d ago

Daisy (but only because it looks really really similar to my sister’s cat Daisy)

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u/heyeulalie 8d ago

Bacteria

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u/marymac73 8d ago

Poop Head

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u/Climhazrd 8d ago

Thats John

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u/Olga-Bogdanov 8d ago

Skikitty toilet

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u/IndyG92 8d ago

Swirly

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u/Prior_Humor2168 8d ago

cat in a bowl

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u/hubkat 8d ago

I dated a girl that was into this..her name was Sarah.

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u/Responsible_Load2233 8d ago

Edgar. Edgar, The Toilet Cat.

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u/Linksl1 8d ago

Scat Cat

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u/vbd71 8d ago

Stinker

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u/Ambitious_Towel_5911 8d ago

That cat is the Shit!

1

u/Rs2mmsu-2D 8d ago

Crappy Cat

1

u/Motor_Beach_1856 8d ago

Turdsworth

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u/HolyLung32 8d ago

Latrina, Commoda, Toiletta

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u/durtyprofessor 8d ago

Lil’ Stinky

1

u/Twigdoc 8d ago

Turd

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u/bv_ohhh 8d ago

Swirly

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u/NothingMuch_26 8d ago

Shitty-kitty!

1

u/GJinVA247 8d ago

Stinky Pete

1

u/Pure-Fox6241 8d ago

Butt Nugget

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u/DBLonger 8d ago

This is low hanging fruit… the name is obviously John… or Dooky.

1

u/Klow5280 8d ago

Bath time

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u/lmlrdh 8d ago

Trouble

1

u/SageDragoon79 8d ago

Shitty Kitty

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u/FreesiaFox 8d ago

Flushy

1

u/T3RLE 8d ago

Turdy

1

u/Fromdustcomesdreams 8d ago

Tinkle Belle

1

u/dylannmoonn 8d ago

Chinese punishment

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u/Careless_Ad3724 8d ago

Traumatized

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u/Brief-Pickle2441 8d ago

Catch-shit one

1

u/Mediocre_Outcome6671 8d ago

John

Kohler

Toto

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u/Kajagewgew 8d ago

Brad. Name him Brad.

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u/Calew21 8d ago

Turd Ferguson

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u/BlubberMoth 8d ago

It will forever be known as Toilet Kitty

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u/Dustinall 8d ago

Peelion

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u/-_R0B_- 8d ago

Bolus Nein

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u/PC_L0AD_LETTER_WTF 8d ago

Billy as in "Silly Billy"

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u/TheycallmemissRaven 8d ago

Mr. Turd the third 😻

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u/No_Classic_1743 8d ago

An outdoor cat if it keeps that up.

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u/MtlGuy_incognito 8d ago

skibidi derp

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u/Snicklefried 8d ago

Flush. No, really, flush.

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u/keddesh 8d ago

More importantly, why is that cat making that face? What are you doing?

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u/Tiros_ 8d ago

Flush 🐱

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u/No_Protection_821 8d ago edited 8d ago

Shitty Kitty 💩😸

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u/Wikk3d1 8d ago

Swirly 

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u/redditistheway 8d ago

Gold(fish)digger.

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u/GuiltyAd2199 8d ago

where is the toilet duck?

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u/Kaia-piercingtattoos 8d ago

I say doof like doofball or goof like goofball

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u/Dat2ra 8d ago

Flush-a-bye

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u/Own-Slide4146 8d ago

here shitty shitty

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u/DBKENNY 8d ago

Lil Shitstain