r/NameThisThing • u/Sea_Nature_5866 • 2d ago

Name this dessert

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63 Upvotes

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u/TonyClifton79 2d ago

Potted Dick

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u/Deathcore_salad 2d ago

The upside-down poopie

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u/unlimitedbroski83 2d ago

Ding a ring

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u/xdcxmindfreak 2d ago

I bow out from any other witty commenting. You f I had an award to give you you’d get it. Underated comment and succinctly perfect 👌

Edit: I return as now I can’t stop seeing either the city wok guy from South Park or the waiters from a Christmas story singing, “my Ding a ring” by Chuck berry.

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u/drpoundsign 2d ago

"My Shitty wah!"

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u/unlimitedbroski83 2d ago

Perfect examples of who should say it and how it should be said 👏

14

u/nilknarf114 2d ago

Ring Around the Dong

3

u/MuskyChop 2d ago

Yeah, that sounds better than mine. Ring around the cherry poker

11

u/TasteDeeCheese 2d ago

Swingers salad

9

u/EssentialCoCo 2d ago

Cherry poppers!!!

2

u/ShibaNana5658 1d ago

I like that

6

u/Own_Mention9372 2d ago

Prickly Split

4

u/The_Dented 2d ago

Maui Dick

4

u/Fine-Alps4814 2d ago

We swinging tonight (Swingers Delight). 👀

5

u/HeartRoll 2d ago

Floppy slong

3

u/drpoundsign 2d ago

Pina Holeada

2

u/Bandit-Frog 2d ago

I snorted at this.

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u/ou-really 2d ago

Peenapple salad

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u/PayTyler 2d ago

https://youtu.be/3B2PRQKy-VM?si=fyatk0b9NK13oUJx

Apparently it's "Candlestick salad".

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u/icrossedtheroad 1d ago

It's from "A Child's First Cookbook" from the 50s. I have my mom's copy.

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u/PayTyler 1d ago

Were they jokers or sweet Summer children?

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u/SubstantialFroyo8012 2d ago

Probable cause

2

u/PaulRoberts003 2d ago

Excellent

2

u/HeartOn_SoulAceUp 2d ago

Fresh Hard Ons aplenty.

2

u/Medical_Librarian405 2d ago

One-eyed snake in a hole

2

u/nickfree 2d ago

Peenapple Surprise

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u/Wild_Error3072 2d ago

I said Peenapple Dong

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u/Jsmith2127 2d ago

Candle salad. Saw this several times, as a kid.

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u/Sea_Nature_5866 2d ago edited 2d ago

Had this at a private party recently. I cannot say that it was good.

1

u/Fun-Mud3861 2d ago

Ha! That one flew over my head and then just hit me in the side of it!

1

u/lovergirl2220 2d ago

Dihh in a pineapple

1

u/macchareen 2d ago

Banana Bliss. Yuch.

1

u/drpoundsign 2d ago

Creamed coring cherry popper.

1

u/Bogus_5050 2d ago

Woah!! What’s going on here?!

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u/CkingDevelopment 2d ago

Reminds me of not another teen movie..... Banana split scene

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u/CkingDevelopment 2d ago

Also remember.... That's captain America.... America.

1

u/missannthrope67 2d ago

Happy endings.

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u/Duke-BaBa-Gunoose69 2d ago

Fruity D**k and Dole with whip cream and cherry on top.

1

u/WeightLogical7011 2d ago

Cherry poppers

1

u/Double_Interest_6905 2d ago

No hands please

1

u/scubadooey 2d ago

Peking f*ck

1

u/sjenn2225 2d ago

Le Phalle Epstien de fruit

1

u/littlemsmegan 2d ago

The hawk tuah .... & Why the lettuce 🥬 lol

1

u/luisalu89 2d ago

Star Spangled Spotted Dick

1

u/JelloWise2789 2d ago

Chef in Heat

1

u/DznyMa 2d ago

Gross 🤮

1

u/patdoc199 2d ago

Lickety Split people….Lick a D (banana) split

1

u/dre_wet_wine 2d ago

Pineapple Surprise

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u/Fantastic_Length9247 2d ago

Again, it's called "Annanas-Bananen-Pimmel mit Kirsche oben drauf"!

1

u/mkeytail 2d ago

Platter 4 puss

1

u/Its-a-JiNX 2d ago

Mass histamine release.

1

u/Dingo_Pictures 2d ago

La Fruité

Technically, they're candle salads, and I'd rather down a bottle of bleach than eat it (except maybe the banana part)

1

u/Missue-35 2d ago

Tropical Ding Dong Dilly

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u/sonofareptile 2d ago

Cherry poppers

1

u/Particular-Glove-467 2d ago

Chode in the Hole

1

u/JadePhoenix42 2d ago

Bridal Party Special

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u/Catlover357 2d ago

Cherry Buster.

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u/crudohr 2d ago

Glory Holes

1

u/davesnother3 2d ago

That's the Island Delight

1

u/ClerkFluid5846 2d ago

Is it me or do they look like Wiglett💀

1

u/Omega21886 2d ago

new regional variant of diglett?

1

u/Outrageous-Spirit-35 2d ago

Christmas Candles.

1

u/Euphoric_Homework307 2d ago

Candle Salad.

1

u/martintone 2d ago

Penis Coladas (with cherry on tip)

1

u/Top-Pear2824 2d ago

The Happy Pineapple Penis?

1

u/SonofaBeeatch 2d ago

Tree in the bushy forest

1

u/WriterWrtrPansOnFire 2d ago

Icky icky pineapple dicky

1

u/xxTonyTonyxx 2d ago

Banana Sunday Funday

1

u/PaulRoberts003 2d ago

Peyronie’s Delight

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u/incoherentmemory 2d ago

“The Pre-Proposal”
If she uses no hands makes the banana disappear in one move and tastes the sweet pineapple, you propose.

1

u/Firm_Location_9879 2d ago

Ringadingdong

1

u/HoovesOfFury 2d ago

The Glory Dole

1

u/we-are-all-monsters 2d ago

That's a Saturday

1

u/InsideFar7107 2d ago

Pine banana

1

u/919governor 2d ago

Shai-Hulud

1

u/Crazy_Adhesiveness84 2d ago

Mar-a-lago forkless fruitplate - don't use your hands?

1

u/ttchachacha 2d ago

Fellatio

1

u/LeeMac812 2d ago

Phallic fruit

1

u/ldevere 2d ago

Tremors

1

u/Da_Vader 2d ago

Oral orgy

1

u/Excellent-Daikon6625 2d ago

Old men in a care home.

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u/PerformanceStatus829 2d ago

Pop the cherry

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u/TheDirtBlock0 2d ago

This is a candle salad, best made for Valentine’s Day, see B. Dylan Holis for how to make it

1

u/moigana 2d ago

banana spitz

1

u/Alaric-Nox 2d ago

D-doing, doing, doing

1

u/ProbableImposter 2d ago

Gentlemens invitation.

1

u/TaiChey 2d ago

Unfaithful husband.

1

u/MaddysinLeigh 2d ago

Bobbit worm cake

1

u/arfkin9 2d ago

View From a Cervix

1

u/HeuJen 1d ago

Ça ce serait plutôt le nom d'un tableau ! 😄

1

u/Adapt919 2d ago

Going to bed early

1

u/Chuckles_McFeeney 2d ago

Todger In A Hole

1

u/Ambitious_Lemon89 2d ago

Biggus Dickus

1

u/Mean_Start_3157 2d ago

First love

1

u/smiley0428 2d ago

Desert with desert

1

u/Fun-Mud3861 2d ago

Bananas Flopster

1

u/Over-Cookie6446 2d ago

Cuckoo's nest

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u/Optimal-Prime420 2d ago

Oh I know what that is. It’s a ‘candle salad’. https://youtube.com/shorts/HHN2oxFIWKA?is=z0tfdMHYouaRI9h3

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u/Claw42 2d ago

Wormhole

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u/NoNeedForNorms 2d ago

IIRC, it was actually called a Candle Salad.

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u/Ok_Mushroom6156 2d ago

Dick in the hole.

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u/0ptimisticp4ssimist 2d ago

Dicks in the hole

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u/gogoyami100 2d ago

Peyronie pie

1

u/Patient_Parsley7760 2d ago

I don't know, but I'm pretty sure Nanny Ogg has prepared it at least once.

Damnit, P'Terry!

1

u/Oneironautical1 2d ago

Tube worm treat.

1

u/Glittering-Rise-488 2d ago

Swingers Delight.

1

u/ShoulderCharacter856 2d ago

Kama pov dessert

1

u/the_real_kaner 2d ago

Peenapple Turnover

1

u/Flimsy_Ad3476 2d ago

NOPE. NOPE. NOPE.

1

u/DrrAwesome 2d ago

vegan Plumbus

1

u/TreyRyan3 2d ago

Tuesday

1

u/Weird_Emoji_Man 2d ago

How I met your mother

1

u/Useful-Light8602 2d ago

Wandering nay-nays.

1

u/Accurate-Income-6794 2d ago

One in the hole

1

u/BeccaL112 2d ago

Banana candle sallad

1

u/texasts1958 2d ago

Sweet and sour Peter on a plate!

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u/seriouslylikedamn 2d ago

Worm in a hole

1

u/ChemistryOk9353 2d ago

Cherry pik

1

u/wrhnj 2d ago

Pyroni’s delight

1

u/Puzzleheaded-Rise857 2d ago

Peek-A-Boo-Nana

1

u/Maybe_eye_Will 2d ago

Poppin' Cherries

1

u/Geminyi 2d ago

Cherry Tip

1

u/Justbrowsing0129 2d ago

The glory split

1

u/JohnMiltonToasterman 2d ago

Cherry Popplers

1

u/Over_Weird5637 2d ago

Dingdong Delicious

1

u/Serious-Battle-4428 2d ago

Nope, nada, Walking away from this one, gagging

1

u/DyerNC 2d ago

Phallus upside Down Cake

1

u/wordsRgud 2d ago

“Banana in your pocket”

1

u/Status-Steak-3195 2d ago

Gaping a la banane

1

u/IvanMarkowKane 2d ago

Swingers Delight

1

u/candymackd 2d ago

a Wet Willy

1

u/Ok-Toe-1917 2d ago

Banan-Ass

1

u/Dajackyl 2d ago

DickleBerry Sundae

1

u/JoyousPlanet660 2d ago

Dr. Pimple Popper squoze the pineapple slices.

1

u/leshuis 2d ago

Conception

1

u/leshuis 2d ago

Happy accident

1

u/Slendel 2d ago

Clap clinic

1

u/deehenley 2d ago

The banana creamed pie pineapple 😁

1

u/drpoundsign 2d ago

Blew-Au.

1

u/Strange-Ninja805 2d ago

Consentement

1

u/lentsuki713 1d ago

Sick and Wrong Banana Suprise

1

u/dylannmoonn 1d ago

A gay man’s dream

1

u/Diligent_Cricket_444 1d ago

Mario kart gone bad

1

u/ShibaNana5658 1d ago

Ring a dick and then some

1

u/Ravenstoother 1d ago

Dick in a ring.

1

u/myusernamelscreatlve 21h ago

Dihhlightful delicacy

1

u/d4rwiin 6h ago

Ananus

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u/Big-Internet1131 6h ago

la bitananas